>tfw you want to fuck cute twinks but you want a regular family

You should give in to the urges. As much as I love jock cock I just don't like them as boyfriends.

I want a sweet and gentle bf

>>35461302
>get wife, reproduce with her and provide her with financial stability in return
>fuck and have romantic affiliations with 18 year old males on the side in secrecy
Greeks did it, craigslist guys do it. So can you.

It's a bit scummy and dishonest but what can you do when you're unwilling to compromise?

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>>35461347
>Dear Nice Guy
You really are a dumb bimbo, aren't you?

Why don't you just fuck a girl in her asshole then and call it a girlpussy?

>>35461459
That's a guy with a mask.

>>35461347
Bisexuals aren't necessarily sweet and gentle. I'm bisexual and I'm extremely sadistic.

>>35461491
>Bisexuals aren't necessarily sweet and gentle. I'm bisexual and I'm extremely sadistic.
Hot AF. How so?

>>35461302
There are a lot of married "straight" guys that fuck guys on the side.

>>35461302
Well at least you can take comfort in the knowledge that you'll never get either.

>>35461410
>craigslist guys do it
what does that mean

we should not be looking up to those people anon

>>35461517
I like strangling, rough anal, pissing in women's mouths, spanking that leaves bruises, facesitting and forced rimming, humiliating guys with small penises, and cucking. My dick's only about 6.5 inches long, but I made a fetlife account and have been operating as a bull for older couples. Literally nothing feels better than fucking some dude so hard that he cries in front of his wife, or knowing that some 40 year old guy is raising your kid when you're 22.

>>35461646
>fucking some dude so hard that he cries in front of his wife
I'm straight and don't find that hot, but I gotta say it's goddamn ALPHA as fuck...

>>35461646
Damn. I'm guessing you won't link your fetlife account?

>>35461646
>knowing that some 40 year old guy is raising your kid when you're 22.

What did he mean by this? Please elaborate.

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>tfw I want to have a wife and a normal family
>but also secretly be financially dominated by a twink my son's age

>>35461988
Nah. I'm in the Midwest if you're interested.

>>35462043
Cuck, pregnant wife.

>>35461302
cute twinks > family, unfortunately they're more rare though.

>>35461628
Of course not. But it is still an option.

>>35462121
>implying modern women even want families
I would say that it's roughly the same.

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Having a family and children and shit sounds nice until you realize it'll mean your financial slavery for a good 20-30 years, and if it gets complicated or wife cucks you and divorces you (likely), you'll probably be vilified and your life essentially ruined.

I think I'd rather just fuck a boy in his boipussy and date him and stuff. Girls don't really understand the difficulties involved with being male anyway.

>>35461646
That got my dick hard. Damn can you post a pic or something, you can blur out your face a bit?

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No reason why you can't have both, some girls are into bi guys, better than being closeted with wife and kids.

>>35462406
Why do people always post Robin he's fucking ugly as hell, and his body is average.

>>35462488
c u t e, would lewd if aus

>>35461302
Aaaaaand this is what a cheating bi husband with kids sounds like in 18 years

>>35461302
>tfw 15yo twink says fuck me daddy
Cant beat the feeling
(Legal here)

Any cute twinks in NYC?

>tfw when want to have sex with actual guys, not twinks
>also want normal life
suffering

>>35461459
I have a penis, silly.

>>35461491
Darn. Bottoming gets really tiring and sometimes you need someone who's loving and gentle.

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>>35462559
I'm Midwest like I said earlier.

>>35462540

post someone better that isn't on whoremoans

>inb4 bananatwink

>>35462751
Yes, I know anon, that's why I said if you were
>>35462764
Pretty much anyone? even >>35462751 has a better body. There is nothing naturally fem about his body, he's built like an average dude, stop being such a chaser. Literally any regular poster on cuteboys has a better body than him.

>>35462751
Damn, nice. Do you have long hair?

>>35462833
>Do you have long hair?
No. I'm tall, and I'm not in any sense a trap

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>>35462816
>Pretty much anyone? even >>35462751 has a better body. There is nothing naturally fem about his body, he's built like an average dude, stop being such a chaser. Literally any regular poster on cuteboys has a better body than him.

What about the face tho?

>>35462926
Robin does NOT have an attractive face, man. Go look at his actual facial structure and not his hair.

>>35462970

No I know hes not that fem or pretty, but hes exposed enough of himself to show that he is at least decent looking all around.

The problem with most cuteboys is that they have a limited catalog of pics and its all just favorable ones, most don't even show face (I wonder why). At least with robin you know what you're getting because I've seen him at all angles, favorable and not so much.

>>35463164
>(I wonder why).
Probably because they realise there are consequences of showing your face and making porn, and that and affects your short and long term career prospects. You only need to look at how shortlived his pornstar dream was to realise that most people who chase it are retarded. Why would anyone want pictures/videos of them doing lewd embarrassing things floating around if they're easily identifiable in them unless they've given up on all self respect and have just accepted the cumdump lyf

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>>35463271

Or maybe they just aren't that cute.

>>35463376
weak chin, bad jawline, nose too thin, awful brows, too much space between upper lip and nose etc etc etc. People see someone with cute hair and think it makes their face attractive somehow.

>>35463447

Obviously I don't know my cuteboys then, why don't you enlighten me with an example of what you think is a true cute.

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>>35463621
>Obviously I don't know my cuteboys then, why don't you enlighten me with an example of what you think is a true cute.
this

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>>35463376

challenge accepted, anon