This is a penis. Why aren't you currently sucking one?

>>35461154
Because it wouldn't change anything

>>35461154
Because you keep telling me to and it makes me not want to

fuckin tiny balls m8

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>>35461154
>still waiting for my complimentary trap bf

i'd be sucking his (her) dick right now if i could

>>35461154
>tfw telling my bf to eat pineapples to make his cum taste sweeter
does it really work or is it a meme?

>>35461744
I remember someone posted a infograph on different diets to achieve different effects on your cum.
I should have saved it, would have been useful, especially for you.

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>>35461787
Yup, still couldn't find it.
Sorry, have this instead.

I have true pity for cutfags

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>tfw a faggot that dresses up as a girl has a vastly bigger penis than you

Is there any point to live anymore bros?

>>35461856

Check this out.

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Too-tight-circumcision-18957992

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>>35461154
op if i could id be sucking that penis all day every day
there aren't enough big dick top femboys :<

>>35462031
because hrt shrinks the dick

>>35461856
you know the dude in the webm is uncut right?

>desperate to suck a million dicks
>cant because random gay/bi guys have a high chance of carrying STDs
>tfw dont know any clean guys

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>>35461154
sauce or riot

ravioli

>>35461904
So that he can be your girlfriend (male) that you dominate in public but when you get home at the end of the day (s)he's the one in charge. And nobody on the outside suspects a thing.

>>35461154
why is my dick so ugly? the dick in OP is so aesthetic. my dick is ugly and flat looking with a weird downward curve

>>35461163
You wouldn't be horny and hungry all the time

go kill yourself OP

I look at this and honestly it just bores me, actually it looks kinda disgusting, especially with that frame and clothes.
Sorry I'm not a faggot like you.

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>gf (male) is out of town for work
>been jerking off furiously to incest porn multiple times a day with nobody here to relieve my sexual emergencies
>balls hurt like crazy from being too rough with myself
>probably won't be able to have sex with her when she gets back for a couple days because of it
At least I'm good with my mouth, too.

I would actually love to, but not all are that appealing.

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feet>dick

I will never suck a dick, but I would gladly lick a male's soles if he was effeminate.

>>35462132

I think that's the point he was making. The guy was making such good use of his foreskin.

>>35461154
>Why aren't you currently sucking one?
>implying i wouldn't swallow all that load if i was right there

Pretty sure there's nothing gay about this, since the girl in op's webm has a feminine penis.

>tfw you're physically incapable of shooting big loads

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>>35461154
because i dont rly know any other femboys in this city (chicago)

>>35461154
Because I'm not gay you faggot
Original meatball

Because it would destroy my jaw to suck something like that

>haven't masturbated to orgasm since you were 13 and discovering masturbation for the very first time
>years of not figuring out how to stimulate my own dick has somehow given me this weird fantasy of getting pounded in both holes and pleasuring someone else's dong
not even gay but if 2 cute skinny dudes wanted to sandwich me id prolly go for it after a beer or 2

>>35463598

>years of not figuring out how to stimulate my own dick

Try pulling the foreskin.

>>35462682
>I will never suck a dick, but I would gladly lick a male's soles if he was effeminate.
wow that's gay

>>35462393
This is literally my dream I'm too masculine to be a trap but I want to be the submissive one so I need qt trap that's into that it'll never happen

>>35462393
>So that he can be your girlfriend (male) that you dominate in public but when you get home at the end of the day (s)he's the one in charge. And nobody on the outside suspects a thing.
except for the public domination part I like this