>grew up poor, never was able to get into any hobbies because

is that the thicc jewess girl from those commercials with D Va makeup and cum on her face?

cmon senpai, 4chan is a hobby!

What are you interested in anon? Programming isn't that hard to try out and see if it is something for you.

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1. Are you rich?
2. Are you handsome?
3. Where you born anywhere between August 22 and September 22 or September 17 to October 17?

Then you have your chance to become a beta provider to a retired porn star! She will be loyal! Promise!

>>35574541
Dva! Oh Fug... I'm weak in the knees.

>grew up poor
>no money to join sport team
>money to buy a console video and video game
are you retard or what?
Just a screen and a computer will cost you like 2 years minimum of any sport. And i m really maximising the price of doing a sport.

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>>35574564
>>35574631
pls help

oregano commento

>>35574541
reading is free. leave /r9k/ forever though, this place is terrible

>>35574541
you can be good with computers and not programming and still get a good job, pretty easily in fact

what you're looking for is Information Technology, as opposed to Computer Science.

>>35574661
>parents already had tv
>videogames are $60
>console is $150 max back then
>as opposed to paying $70 a month to have me play on a sports team

if it seems weird, im in NYC.

>>35574701
i literally stooped to a new low, i began calling recruiters.

Every single one of them has entry level positions but you need 3-5 years of experience and they legit told me its not for me.

and the ones that are are located in Jersey, over 4 hours away

>>35574679
must be sad having granny tits that young

>grew up poor,
>Parents pretty much taught me all wrong
>Didn't realize it till mid 23s
>Took me till I was 28 to become a functioning member of society

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>>35574541
>grew up poor
>usually didn't have cable, never saw movies or tv shows, etc
>never did anything that costed money
>never did much of anything besides hang out with friends and talk
>all friends turned into druggies or backstabbing traitors so I lost them
>went to college, got degree, stable work, etc
>surrounded by normies who do nothing but talk about tv shows, movies, drinking/smoking, partying, and extravagant/costly shit I can't relate to
>feel like I'm going to have a panic attack if I go out to eat at a restaurant because eating in public feels weird. I never could afford to go out to eat as a kid

Pretty much unable to relate to anybody I meet in real life. Everyone thinks I'm weird and I have no friends. /fucked/

OP here.

Incase anyone is wondering, my family was so poor we couldnt even rent movies from blockbuster, or even a mom n pop place.

My dad used to blow his entire paycheck on cocaine. $1500 a week after taxes gone.

We used to eat bread for dinner.

when he was feeling generous, hed buy a game for us.

then he stole all the games and our consoles at night and sold it to a pawn broker for money for cocaine.

said he had to give it to his friends kids for a birthday present.( we were too young to realize he sold it off for drugs)

never even remembered our birthdays.

used to steal my money too for "cigarettes"

also didnt let my mom work because he said she had to stay home and raise us.

so yea, my childhood was a bit fucked.

i saw my dad run around the house naked while he was doing cocaine in the bathroom.

definitely nothing wrong there

killing myself shortly.

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>>35574541
the good news is that personality largely doesn't matter

>always been target of bullying
>never had friends
>no social experience at all
>I never talk to anyone except on the interwebs
>my computer is basically my life
>at ine point I stopped giving a shit a out myself, others and everything else
>go to other school for studies
>everybody is super friendly
>they try to talk to me
>have no idea how to cummunicate with real, physical human beings.
>just smile like an autist to them and silently say yeh
>"cmon anon, no need to be so shy"
>not sure if theyre bullying or being friendly because the only social interaction I got was from my mother and from mean bullies >:(
>fast forward to today
>got some really nice friends
>can socialize but still got a case of social anxiety and really shy.
>recently got a job
I went from complete loser to your average beta in less then a year
Everything will get better anon!

>>35574809
You're better than them anon because you're not programmed, and that is why they don't understand you. Time to pick up a hobby and be good at it. The nightlife is nihilistic and pointless.

>>35574541
Choose a skill and get good at it. I would suggest a trade, Plumbing/ Electric Technician. Good money and no or little competition. College is for normies.

You will need to rest between your learning
session and do leisure activities. You can even google no cost hobbies and choose from.

80% Work / 20% Leisure is the best ratio.

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pls commento on my threaddo

>>35574679
I too need help. Dva is best waifu my dudes.

>>35574963
not korean or kawaii enough

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>>35575038
hows this

oregganooo commentooo~~~

>>35574955
>at ine point I stopped giving a shit a out myself, others and everything else
>go to other school for studies


This was literally me

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tfw no thicc dva to push my dick into her vagina through her suit and use the suit as a condom

>>35575250
using a latex suit as a condom

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

ARE YOU ME

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pls be of assistance 2 me

>>35575502
that armpit looks delicious

>>35574541
same except i'm closing in on 30 now and i quit my wagecuck job 2 months ago because i was sick and tired of it (did it for 6 years) and now i'm neet and without unemployed money so blowing through my savings aslong as i don't get a new job

i wish i knew what the fuck i'm supposed to do in life

>>35575502
hang in there bud :) start jogging and talk to more people at your job! Itll be ok

>>35575580
>talk to more people at my job when i am the only employee there besides the manager

ok

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>>35575137

SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS DVA!!!!!!!!!!

Here are my "hobbies" that cost money
Reading, music, video games, trying craft beers.
I want to start cooking

>>35574541
Same
Only 20 tho
And if you think you're cursed how about me
>left school,only 12 classes
>i'm stupid as fuck
>my handwriting is so fucking ugly i'm afraid to look for a job that requires to write even a sentence
>no gf EVER
>no real friends
>anxious af
>skinny with a little bit of pigeon chest
And there is more but im lazy

>>35575502
Need more in this thread my dude

>>35574884
Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Man that's fucked right up. I feel bad for you, chin up mate.

>>35574541
go to vocational school

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>>35574961
>You're better than them anon because you're not programmed, and that is why they don't understand you. Time to pick up a hobby and be good at it. The nightlife is nihilistic and pointless

I know, I don't envy them but it is very lonely.

>>35575658
We need more!!!! Post more dva

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>>35574541
>no hobbies
>cost money
>just played videogames all the time
Alright lad, you're a fucking goon and it's your own damn fault.

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>>35574703
>70$ to play on sports team
Fucking what?

In Scotland at least I use to pay a 5 quid a week for football training. Now I play 5 aside every thursday with the lads and it costs a total of 15 quid to rent the 5 a side pitch. That's less than 2 quid each.

Then again all you need for football is boots and a ball. And gloves for fatty in goals.

>>35574809
dont listen to the previous retard. Just do things your way, but dont shy away from experimenting.

Go eat in public in different places, maybe restaurants are not for you, but maybe parks are. maybe there's a way of watching movies you might like, for example if you like special effects, it doesent have to be about the story, maybe just about how the movie was made.

that's one thing people need to understand, life has many angles and you are free to look at it as you wish, just nevar give up newfriend.

Guys, should i try learning how to make music and do some projects?
i also grew up poor and didnt have any music lessoons, so my voice will proably be shit and its kind of deep to actually sing.
Should i try it anyways?

Ahaha your life sucks. Kill your self

I hate poor people

you got anymore dva pics man

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>>35578077
I'm honestly not even interested in any of the stuff the normies around me talk about. I'd just prefer to be able to find people like me so I could enjoy social interactions.

Eating in public is something I want to work on. Restaurants are the easiest thing I can think of. There's lots of crackheads and hobos where I live so anywhere outside, especially parks means they will come up to you and ask you for money. Some of them are pretty aggressive.

Thanks for the words.

>>35574541
My parents forced me to do things I hated to
>teach you commitment!
and so growing up I was basically trained to hate hobbies except video games. I'm like you but double fucked since I have this hatred of sports.

>>35574541
can you just sausse dat thoe

>>35574541
Plenty of great hobbies are free or cheaper than a computer. Exercising, reading and writing, studying (something interesting, like history), camping/hiking, gardening, cooking, learning a language. All of these things are literally free to a few dollar/you're spending money on it anyway. You did this to your self, but its not to late to turn back. Hit the gym, get a good book from /lit/ or buy some seeds from Walmart or something. I believe in you.

>>35578140
If you like electronic music you can just download ableton and watch youtube tutorials