>create xhamster account
>snatch high quality porn off empornium
>split the video into 2 parts
>1st part stops just as it's getting good
>upload that part as publicly available
>2nd part can be viewed only by xhamster friends
>profile has a list of hoops for people to jump through to become my friend
>people with cock avatars will be denied
>chad_is_mad.exe
>profile page rapidly fills with comments praising me since that was one my conditions
>people pleading with me to accept them
>chad's deletes his thundercock avatar pic
>mfw I still don't accept
who else /devilish/?
what a sad existence, man
>>35574914
>chad needs porn
You haven't left your cavern in a loooong time
>>35575080
I still fapped to porn even though I had sex almost every day when I was a chad back in the day.
That's pretty sad man
nice one anon, keep up the good work
>>35574914
so u spend ur time cucking people from watching porn?
nice dude
They should call you the blue baller
>>35574914
literal fucking madman
good job friendo