You can have any super power. What do you choose and what

A way to erase myself from time and space itself

>>39385605
the power of making every human extremely obedient to my orders, than i will proceed to create a giant harem and impregnating many women as possible

I wish I could kill a random black person everytime I blink.

omnipotence or nigh-omnipotence.
Why would you pick something else?

>>39385605
I would just let the random superpower thingy decide and make the most of it

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All of the Chaos King's power.

>>39385605
The power of punching people through the fucking computer.

>>39385649
I-I can't think of a better power.

>>39385653
>impregnating
You can't impregnate lolis, though. And surely, if you had the power to make a harem, it would consist entirely of lolis, right?

>>39385714
it would consist of teenager girls so perfectly fertile

>>39385605
>World where superpowers/psychic powers suddenly become a thing in a small percentage of the population
>Lucky enough to have them
>Live a comfy existence with them
Sure some people would be out flying trying to be celebrities and heroes with theirs, that wouldn't be for me. Imagine having something in your hands whilst you need to change your shoes, so you just hover it in the air telepathically whilst you do that, teleporting across a busy road, using super reactions to catch a mug somebody dropped. It'd just be super convenient and a hell of a conversation starter.

>>39385605
teleportation
I would not require a car anymore, and get away with so much crime so I'd have enough money to live without being a wagekek

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>>39385605

Immortality

Nothing

>>39385667
To have fun. If you can do everything, it's gay. Don't be a fag.

>>39385605
Extreme luck. An example is if I were to take a test, I could close my eyes and start flailing my pencil around and somehow, the wind would throw the test in the air, in the exact spot to mark a correct answer and I ace it.

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>>39387485
Literally the best power

>>39387435
If you are omnipotent not only can you limit yourself to any level or skills, you also define what fun is it in the first place so that's not really a argument against it.

shapeshifting and become chad to reject stacies

Power negation. With the snap of my fingers i'd block everyone powers in all multiverses.

>>39387485
>literally Autism speaks
oregano commanento

touch of happiness
if i touch people they get happy and forget their problems for awhile
gets amplified with hugs

>>39387806
fuckign gay

Prostate power.
With single touch i'd be able to induce prostate orgasm in a man.

>>39387639
>Being this much of a killjoy

These threads need some sort of short list to pick from or like a points buy or something.

and you just said "any super power" do you mean people get the other powers needed to make the power useful?

Like if I say flight can I assume I also get cold resistance and reduced need to breath so I can fly high?

That said, ignoring the obvious "beyond omega level reality reshaping" type options...

I'd go with Extreme Healing Factor/Perfect Health/Regeneration.
I'm assuming that would VASTLY extend my life time with out making me "lol you go insane waiting for the heat death of the universe" and also would fix all the little niggling injuries I've picked up over the years.

>>39387839
sounds like someone wants to be touched by me

When I touch a body I can change anything about it(genetics, cure diseases, change brain structure, reverse/faster aging, you name it)

>>39385605
Ability to walk through the Planes. I always wanted to get myself a tifling gf. few d&d spells to protect myself in the journeys would be also neat

>>39388028
So if you touched someone you can make them retarded?

>>39388086
Just because you could travel to the d&d universe doesn't mean you'd be able to use magic you fucking clod

>>39387897
>These threads need some sort of short list to pick from or like a points buy or something.
Click the link
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Whats your power?

I chose the power of having every superpower.

If that's banned just give me a billion dollars.

>>39388028
Oh, what I'd do with it. Everyone that wants a change will have their brain rewired to be a better person. They can change a few things about themselves and live longer and healthier.

Ofcourse I'd cure myself of my diseases, make myself smarter, healthier and go into hiding so I wont get kidnapped or killed.
I'll change the world but for the better of everyone

>>39388163

Basically yes, but I don't want to make retards or slaves, just a better world

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>>39388235
>Concealed weapon proficiency

So essentially I get to become the world's greatest school shooter

y-yayyy...

the ability to project how i'm feeling onto other people

like a forced empathy

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>>39385605
To have pic related's exact power level and fighting skills. I'd wipe out all bad people in the world and instate world peace in less than 20 minutes. Forcibly redistribute wealth to third world and poorer first world countries until every country is number one, and if any stronger person comes to Earth go super saiyan blue and defeat them.

>>39388217
And you just had to come and ruin my dream, the fuck is your problem?

>>39388456
>He thinks he can achieve world peace by blowing things up and punching people really hard

Man I remember what it was like to be 12

>>39388492
fuck you cocksucking bitch

>>39388532
Mentally unstable piece of filth. Neck yourself.

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Mind control. Then I'd actually be able to get a job.

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>>39388494
You do realize Vegeta can destroy a fucking universe right? If a group like isis even thought about rising up I'd teleport to their direct location and wipe them out in .000000001 pito seconds.

>>39388596
That won't achieve world peace

If anything you'd instantiate a world dictatorship under your rule and lead to a dystopian timeline cause you don't know how to fucking rule an entire planet you dipshit

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>>39388596
You are just proving his point.
You cannot bring peace and utopia by ruling with fear.

>>39388693
I'd just put into place people I thought were capable of leading the world in peace, like Bernie Sanders. I'd still have countries and world leaders, just more moderate people that I choose.

invisibility including the clothes I'm wearing

it would be very very nice to just hide sometimes without running like a spergo

>>39388731
You're so retarded holy shit.

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>>39388731
>Leading the world in peace
>Bernie Sanders
You're literally suggezting you'd forcibly put a fucking commie in charge of the earth. Just stop.

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>>39388731
>one person choosing leaders and telling everyone to accept it or else you'll kill them
>world peace

>>39385605
Self-Insertion
I can become any person that I think of and have all of their personality traits, memories, etc. for a predetermined period of time. It would be sort of like possession except I can do it with fictional characters and I don't actually change their actions or make them hear spooky voices, instead I just become them.

I want to escape myself and the world and broaden my perspective a little bit without seeming invasive.

>>39385605
I would love to freeze time. While I'm not effected by it.

the ability to make people or objects grow and shrink

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>>39388768
>>39388790
>>39388800
I'd also make everything better for robots, like free welfare for everyone who browses r9k, if that helps. . .

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>>39388836
And fuck Stacies without consequences?

>>39388887
one man can't rule the world, brother

it can't happen. especially not through physical strength.

Shapeshifting.

Because then I could just turn into a really big, powerful flying creature and fly far, far away, to the deep wilderness somewhere that humans can't get to, turn into an alpha animal predator, and live out my days there, quietly, alone, surviving and enjoying primal savagery.

Alternatively, since I'm a shapeshifter, I can technically get the lifespan of whatever I turn into, and turn myself into a different version of myself to stay young, and so on. I'm basically immortal. Get sick? Turn into something that's immune to the disease. I could use that to build up a better human life.

Hell, if all else fails, I could find some child or teenager or something with a horrible life and be their fairytale storybook dragon that visits them and talks about life with them in the woods, and takes them for rides so they forget their hell.


Shapeshifting is the only True Neutral choice, to be honest, and as a shapeshifter, I can also shapeshift into a god, for all those people that would say REEEEE WHY NOT A GOD.

Yeah. Shapeshifting.

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>>39388911
I know that's why I'd put in place world leaders.

>>39388930
and what if people don't like your choices

what if they overthrow or assassinate who you put in place? what would you do?

>>39388086
I wish for something like this too
But only the cool planes

>>39388927
>tfw this anon will never get his super power and be your cool dragon pal that nobody else knows exists

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>>39388945
Then I'd kill the assassin or just put them in a bullet proof case so no one can.

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>>39388456
>>39388596
>>39388731
>>39388887
>>39388930
Shit sounds familiar

>>39389004
>don't disagree with me or I'll kill you or imprison you
and now you're a dictator and people fear you

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>>39389034
I wouldn't kill those who disagree with me, just those who start violence and kill people, such as isis and other violent terrorists, and I'd stop governments like Saudi Arabia from killing innocent people and making people second class citizens.

>>39388456
Autism or 12
Originally

>>39385605
Time stop, for as long as I want

This way I can do everyday stuff without being bothered by my crippling social anxiety

Need to go check the mail or take out the trash ? Stop time. Need to walk through a street full of people ? Stop time.

I probably wouldn't even use it to commit crimes.

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>The ability to produce as much DMT in my mind as I want with a body capable of regulating it so it doesn't harm me or have diminishing returns

I'd work until I got enough passive income to survive on my own and then sit in a corner for 40 years.

>>39388825
This would really be nice anon.
Do you have a list of people that you'd become?

>>39389164
You can't stop crimes and terror just with raw power and fear.
>I wouldn't kill those who disagree with me
They would lose their voice if they disagree with you though.

That emperor ability in those CYOA pictures.

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Roba from Jagaaaaaan. I would literally sex everybody.

>>39385649
this.. my dude / girl / whatever

originalotto

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>>39385605
Time control.
>Go back in time
>2001
>Log into Runescape
>Hoard party hats
>Return to future
>Sell phats
>Rich
>Repeat when no longer rich.
This and other shennanigans.
>Pause time
>Sex anyone you like

>>39387594
>>39387726
The two sides of the same coin.

>>39387726
Are you saying that it's a bad superpower?

>>39385605
Power of infinite money, money accomplishes more than any other superpower combined.

Geokinesis. I'll create sinkholes and kill protesters.

Power and force nullification.

Strip robots of their power, stop a speeding bullet, quell a storm system, etc.

I'm fine with not being able to do anything cool per se, and my power only being reactive, as long as I can stop shit like

>>39389710
>>39389417
>>39388456
>>39388259
>>39385675
>>39385653

Time control is objectively best. You can save scum to get the perfect out one out of any situation, get shit tons of money via investments and kill/fug anyone you want. You can also get into a fight with other superpower guys, freeze time and stick a spoon into their eyes.

Power to control probabilties

>>39385605
Reality Warping.
Just fuck around and have a good time.

>>39389810
Or just freeze time and put a fly in their soup to piss them off

>>39389368
Not really but I have a few ideas.

>>39388235
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Magic
ok

>>39389863
Why stop at one? Why not gather every fly within a mile and fill the bowl to the point that it's a bowl of flies instead of a bowl of soup?

>>39389917
You got a very good point anon, I hadn't thought about that

Knowing exactly what to say to influence people to do what you want.

>>39387435
If you have omnipotence you can rewrite everything. You can alter it so that everything is extremely enjoyable to you. Omnipotence is the best.
If that's unfair though, I'd probably go with matter creation.

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>>39388927
Shapeshifting would be great in so many cases.
>turn into boss's boss to tell them to give you a break or promotion
>turn into insect to get into small places and manipulate things (like a part deep within your car or electronics that you just can't reach)
>turn into hawk and soar far above the skies
>turn into a photon of light and go across the universe
>turn into a woman's bicycle seat

The power to travel to whatever fictional world I want whenever I want

I kind of want to shoot ketchup from my nipples with enough force to cut through some 30cm of modern steel.

Effortless and undetectable flight at supersonic speeds would be nice, I just think flying would feel amazing and it would be really peaceful to be able to grab a few things and disappear for awhile without ever having to worry about money. Of course I'd also need to be able to endure the windspeeds, cold, heat generated at high speeds, weather conditions, thinner air, lower pressures, and posses the reaction times necessary to maintain awareness and control at high speeds for it to really be a functional power but all of that would only apply when in flight for the sole purpose of flight.
People would be able to see me with the naked eye if I was close enough to the ground but no current or future radar, sonar, lidar, satellite, drone, or any other type of remote surveillance technology would be able to detect or track me, save a physical object with tracking technolgies on my actual person such as a smart phone or an dedicated tracking chip, those sort of things could track me.

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The ability to see anything, anywhere, at anytime I choose. I just want to spy on women I know taking showers or getting fucked by their boyfriends. I could also use it to discover the truth of our world and know when people are lying.

I am incredibly voyeuristic in nature.

i wold ask for reality bending powers, now then i would be invincible so i would constantly use sef restraint as to make things more fun.
but also
I would make incredible battles between superpowered beings with me being each one of them, and then i would take my place as god, creating life in the vast universe, seeing them grow into civilization and then,pit them again ech other, all in the name of fun

za warudo obviously

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I would want my superpower to be the ability to see probability and change it, so for instance you see a qt on the train, you ask yourself "what are the chances of talking to this qt?" A percentage would come into your mind and you would be able to rewrite it to 100%
This superpower is kind of OP as you could change anythings probability including things that have 0% chance of happening.

Being happy all the time