How to help robots?

You should become my gf, that would propably help me.

>>39385707
This wont help but its 6 seconds of truth

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39385707
you cant help leave now before its too late

normie

>>39385747
I'm a dude.

>>39385788
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
I expected REEEEEE, but not all girls think that. If so, 7 inches would be the average size because of how babies are made.

I don't think I would be depressed if I wasn't stuck working a call center job while all my friends start their careers since I got kicked out of college for being a brainlet who refused to change majors to something easy.

I'm beyond helping.

>>39385707
Want to become a pen pal?

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>>39385707
Learn how to listen, to meme and to talk.
If you can make someone laugh, feel listened too, or give them valuable advice thats good.
Its about as good as your going to get and occasionally you`ll find a robot who realy takes it to heart or appreciates it. i screencap them moments autistically but it makes me feel a little better knowing some stranger out there in the world who I might never meet, or who might live in the same city has taken my words to heart even if its just for a moment.
So to summarise. Just look for it where you can, i bet advice is a good place and sometimes wsg has some people just posting how they feel not looking for a reply neccasarily but you can kind of see if they would like one. Or if its just robots, look for the right threads and lurk until you find a robot you think you can give help to. Just remember that advice is only nice to recieve when its from a person and not something inspirobot,give empathy and shit.

>>39385924
You can vent in http://boards.4chan.org/soc/thread/25615138#top

but I would recommend seeing a doctor and telling him this. Depression requires treatment.

>>39385959
That sounds cool, but I'd probably stop writing early. I don't have much willpower in my current state. I'm curious, though. I had a pen pal once for a short time.

>>39385891
Average is like 5 or 5.5 anon her standards are stupid

>>39385986
I'll bear it in mind. Thank you, brother.

>>39385994
Yes, they are. It's stupid to give any value to some stupid standard.

>>39385994
>>39386024
I think its a meme guys, like ridicolously high standards taking the piss of them if you know what I mean. Like they`ll always be some fucking retard who thinks his dick small and then they hear anons talk about 9 inch dicks being the minimum their going to get self conscious.
>It doesnt even matter as long as you have a tongue and a bit of experience

>>39386088
You don't even need the experience, as you get it by practising.

Why are we talking about other people's standards about dicks? I want to know how to have a positive impact in this board and all its netizens.

>>39386133
If you havent realised this yet you havent been paying attention. Every. Single. Discusion. Always. Involves. Dicks.
Even the fucking lasses on here have dicks, the guys who dont have gf want to use or loose their own and the fat fucks want to be able to see their own again.

>>39386216
Then I'm helping also by not bringing up dicks? Good. Let's not discuss dicks.

>>39385987
We can try e-mail first maybe?

>>39386690
That could work. Have any discord or some way to pm privately?

>>39386744
I do but there are some lewd boys on there if you dont mind

>>39386796
I don't care for them. Drop me a link.

>>39386796
>>39386850
Getting impatient, pen pal. I'm already interested. Now I just have to be in.

>>39385707
I appreciate your efforts anon but my biggest problem lies within me. I have to slay my own demons but i do not have weapon.

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Help me OP: Tell me what the video game the GIF is from!

>>39386994
Seek help. I couldn't fight them alone. Meds and therapy help.

>>39387087
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories. Good games.

>>39386690
>>39386796
Have you changed your mind?

>>39387352
Well, fuck. No oregano.

>>39387352
[email protected]
this my secondary email.
I can send discord with that if you want.

>>39388810
I was kinda just expecting you to drop a link to a discord so we could talk.

Wouldn't that work?

>>39388810
Let me know when you're around and I'll drop the mail. I have sound enabled.

>>39388810
>>39388845
>>39389195
Wait... I'm just being retarded. Why the fuck am I so stupid? Sorry.

>>39385707
You can restore my memories

>>39388810
Password to open the mail is:
r9kbots

>>39389195
i am around now mate.

>>39389375
Sent you an e-mail to the one you posted. Writing the answer right nao

Unless someone is impersonating you and all this shit. Fucking 3D Chess, man.

>>39385707
I don't think you can help me, my negativism and avoidant personality make that too difficult for anyone, even myself.

>>39389470
Despite the risk of repeating myself, these problems should be addressed by a doctor. Have you tried talking to one? It can't hurt trying. It's hard changing from inside.

>>39389627
No. Part of my condition makes me avoid uncomfortable situations or leaving my comfort zone. Even if I got an appointment with a doctor I wouldn't go or would stop going after a few sessions.

>>39389699
Even going just to a few sessions can do a lot of good, and you could even come back later.

I know you can't pull yourself from your bootstraps, but do your best and try. It can help you a lot.

Going to sleep.

Stay strong if you can. If not, seek help.

Good luck, everyone.

>>39389910
That sounds good on the paper, but I would make all sort of excuses in my mind to not see the doctor, like being late or something. I've done that kind of stuff before.

>>39390920
Ask anyone near you. Family, friends, whoever. Ask them for help to get that done. It will get easier from there. The most difficult part is the beginning.

If you get past that, you have a chance to succeed.

Good night and good luck, anon.

How can I cure my pathological lazyness?

>>39391533
See a doctor. You've already admitted it's pathological.

>>39391622
Is lazyness an actual disease?

>>39385707
I want this girl really bad but I can't tell if she's just nice or truly into me and it's stressing me the fuck out

>>39385707

silent hill shattered memories is my shit man nice post