Going to get a pizza. Anyone want anything?

Get me a meat lovers pizza nigga

yes, i want your safety until u return

>>39384942
Can I get 2 number 9s, a number 7 with extra dip, and a head of lettuce.

>>39384942
Pineapple plz

>>39384942
Cheese, pineapple, pepperoni, blue cheese, ham.
On a pizza.

>>39384942
Lemme get a pizza with chicken, Curry and pineapple pls

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>>39384942

Pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives

WHAT A SPLENDID PIE

>>39384972
>a head of lettuce
what exactly do you plan on doing with it ?

>>39384942
is this code for something?

>>39384953
You got it, senpai.

>>39384963
I've left it on the table. I'll be back in like 10 minutes.

>>39384972
Yes, yes, yes and iceberg OK for you? Maybe a romaine?

>>39384988
Wise choice. I'll fetch.

>>39385028
Sure thing, sir/madam. Organic ham or no?

>>39385056
Chicken *and* curry, or chicken curry? Details.

>>39385090
That sounds nice, and I like your beard.

>>39385129
What the fuck is a code?
No pizza for you, nerd.

>>39385129
Not code. Just hungry. And I like pizza. Pineapple and sweetcorn is my jam.

>>39385127
I assume make a nice salad.

I want to die, that's what I want

>>39385140
Pepperoni and onion for your boi pls.
Ask for some pepper flakes too.

>>39385147
Don't worry, s/he won't get pizza.

Damn nerds.

>>39385140
Also, today I discovered the first three letters of family get changed to senpai. Neat!

>>39385161
No actually I was gonna deep fry it and return it saying I asked for a diet lettuce. Then they'll give me a refund but I didn't pay for it to begin with so I make a little bit of money.

>>39385140
>Organic ham or no?
Yes, I would prefer the ham to be meat.

>>39385163
Don't do that.

>>39385176
Damn, son. Sounds tasty. I'll remember the flakes.

Final call for pizza at quarter to the hour. You have three minutes.

>>39384942
just the crust thanks

>>39385193
You sneaky so-and-so. I like it.

>>39385197
Meat ham coming right up.

Final boarding call for pizza. Two minutes before the oven starts up.

pineapple ham and mushrooms please :D

>>39385206
Tell you what, reply in the next 60 seconds and tell me the toppings to cook, then I'll cut the crusts off and pass the crustless pizza to a late person.

>>39385208
A classic. On the case.

OVEN STARTED. NO MORE ORDERS.

>>39385224
ok then, 4 cheese, mushrooms, and olives

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Alrighty then, oven is warmed up and pizza is cooking.

>>39385254
show us pizza porn while we wait

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Dang, these look tasty.

>>39385254
>>39385264
I want to see a pizza being fucked by a bread stick up the sauce.

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>>39384953
Order up

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>>39384972
Order up, Big Smoke.

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Dammit, phone's ringing.
Someone take over.

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>>39385140
Chicken *and* Curry, shits actually good as fuck

>>39385342
Fuck, anyone wanna take the orders?

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>>39385457

"Hey thanks for calling Papa pepes pizza parlour, what you finna order senpai"

Stuffed crust, three meats, please and thank you anon, I would totslly suck your dick if I was gay, but I'm not so I won't

>>39385536
Shit, yeah just gimme a second. The fuck did you niggers want again?

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>>39384942

Black Olives. Double Portion.

I don't have any dosh on me so have a cutie- put it on my tab