anyone else wanna be a housemaid (boy) here?

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God yes, trap maids are god

>>39385401
I'd consider hiring one if I could simply pay him in food, shelter, and semen

Why is there a tumor of hair growing out of the side of its head? Nip hairstyles are fucking stupid

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>>39385531
It's a hair bun, it's part of her fallen angel persona. Please don't be mean, she's insecure about it sometimes

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>>39385572
It looks like she has a medical saline balloon under her skin, how is that supposed to be angelic? The truth is that all moeblobs look alike so their designers have to come up with increasingly retarded hair designs just so you can tell them apart.

>>39385531
>Why is there a tumor of hair growing out of the side of its head?
They reproduce by budding.

>>39385606
>that "ear"
was it some failed conjoined twin thing?

>>39385513
where in the world are you?

>>39385401
I'm a small manlet, I'm pretty sure if I put effort into it I could be a housemaid. Just gimme food and gold

>>39385632
I just googled the procedure to find the picture, I don't actually care enough to read about what happened to her

>>39385661
No problem, I reverse googled and it seems to just be a humongous mole

>>39385401
No I would be very abusive and demanding

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>>39385606
It's her attempt at an edgy hairstyle to go with her dark fallen angel style. Anyway your comments about moeblobs aren't really off I just love Yohane

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>>39385719
Fair enough, man. I hope you and your waifu are happy together. Here, I'll even show you my waifu

>>39385401
Hit me up at 18005555643
I'll need your address and we can discuss
>Square footage of your house
>Number of rooms (bathrooms, bedrooms, offices, sun rooms, basements, etc.), along with stairwells and dens
>Rooms that need cleaning (will we be tackling the entire house, or only the most used areas)
>Type of flooring in your house (laminate, carpet, tile, wood)
>Special surfaces that require unique attention (travertine, marble)
>Overall condition of your home (how much dust is on surfaces, and is there soap scum, mold or mildew in your bathrooms)
>Number of people and furrypets living in your house
We can give you an estimate and same day cleaning if you sigh up for our premium services

It's not something I'd want to do every day, but it'd be fun to do.

>>39385513
Same, if I had a house big enough to spare him a room.

>>39386007
>>39386022
Cleaning after people is actually disgusting and terrible because they'll always have a level of hygiene you're not used to and people are just generally disgusting.

>>39385823
Paprika is the sheeeeeeiiiit

Fucking love it

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I'd like to be a trap housemaid but to a femdom girlfriend, I'm not really into being a trap and fucking guys, I'd rather have a girl make me do it as part of femdom and humiliation stuff

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>tfw no husbando to build a warm home with

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>>39386071
My nigga
Chiba/Paprika threesome please, lord satan

>>39385401
yes

>>39385513
anyone who replies to this is pathetic and has no self respect

>>39385634
>>39386022
kill ya selves

>>39386175
>I'm not really into being a trap and fucking guys
Jeez, just because you're a trap doesn't mean we have to fuck. It's fine for a maid to just do maid things while looking cute, right?

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>>39386304
>being a trap is fine
>wanting one is pathetic

>>39386175
Could you see yourself being an honest-to-god maid for a couple? If she gave you a little... praise, perhaps?