You have 10 (TEN) seconds to explain why you don't have

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>>35678037
Because I'm African-American(Black) and heterosexual(straight)

>>35678037
I would love a gf male best friend

>>35678037
I'm not a homosexual.

Surprisingly, that sentence was not original.

>>35678037
Because I have a gf (female) and that would be unfair to her to have another gf (male or female).

>>35679431
Dump her and get with the superior gf.

>>35679482
Vagina>>>boipucci, sorry to break it to you but anal is shit both metaphorically and literally.

Because where I live all the gays are unshaven disgusting men and even Trans are like that afaik

>>35679577
I would much rather date a relatable gf(male) than a gf(female).

>>35678037
Because we drown our insane in the well
The deep one demands it

The reason for me not having one is because of the fact that I am not a homosexual person, OP.

where do i find guys who want a gf (male)
>not r9k

>>35678037
Because I'm not Chad and these little bitches are usually worse than roasties at being picky. The ones that aren't are all """""""""lesbian"""""""""

>>35679702
>>>/soc/
orihino

>>35679747
okay let me refine my standard further
>not 4chan

>>35679762
Find me irl. I don't know try grindr.

Because I want to be the gf(male) but I'm not on hrt nor do I have the confidence or the looks and I don't want somebody who wants me after its all over but before

>>35679913
I know the feel but I'm 23 I'm wayyyy to old to try be the gf(male) anyways

>>35679935
23 is not too old

>>35679604
My gf(female) is already very relatable and the feminine contrast makes things interesting.

Can't find one

>>35679935
21 here m8, if I hadn't repressed so hard when I was younger I'd be better. Hope you fine a bf to help you transition

>>35679950
You say that but 90% of people tell me otherwise

>>35679702
Make a grindr account, I'm sure you can find some twink that will dress in a pink tutu 4u

>>35679979
It isn't, just hop on hrt so I can pump your boipucci with my 8x6 white cock

Ugly and fat lol

l'm not gay, that's why.

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>>35680005
POST please ;_; I'll post mine...

>>35680039
I never take lewd pictures of myself lol

>>35679970
I know how you feel if I just transitioned at 18 I would be in a much better place now. Good luck to you too hope everything works out for you.

>>35680005
If I transition I'll be on /r9k/ waiting.

>>35680139
But I want to play with my butt thinking of it...

>>35680148
Aight senpai, I'll be around

>>35680197
Just use your imagination my lewd dude. You know, like how you had to do in highschool.

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because the one next to my post is stubborn to be in a relationship.

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>>35680244
and they're cute as HELL too but i wouldn't do anything lewd

probably draw pictures of them everyday

>>35678037

>too skinny
>thin hair
>ugly teeth
>asymmetrical face
>5'8"
>barely speak to anyone
>have trouble making/maintaining eye contact

Because I have a gf(female)

>>35680244
>>35680307
Wow shes cute looking