>really like animals
>always make sure to pet them
>some faggot will always get jealous that they like me more
>starts to spoil them with treats
>leaves me for them
>now they only follow them around
If you do this I hate you
>/r9k/ edgelord coworker starts deliberately stomping on bugs whenever I'm around after he saw me escorting bugs away from dangerous places
>see cricket one day
>he sees me see cricket
>leap to ground and put hands over cricket as he tries to stomp it
>he stomps my hands
>cricket is safe
>he just gives me a smug look and says "really?"
>cradle cricket to bushes where it'll be safe
>fucking edgelord
Also this is an animalfeels thread now.
You don't really like animals if you still eat them
>>35703425
I don't like most food animals, Cows are annoying, Pigs are assholes, Chickens are assholes, Etc.
>>35703425
You know what I mean dicklord
>>35703340
I usually save insects when I'm in public, but kill them in private.
I'm INTP if you're wondering.
>>35703723
I only kill ones that are ASSHOLES like wasps and what have you, I'll let cockroaches crawl across me if they don't decide to bite/get near my food.
>>35703774
Funny, I caught a wasp as a show of strength in front of my chemistry class and let it go outside.
The wasp didn't hurt anyone #notallwasps
Us W.A.S.P.s have to stick together.
>>35703774
Wasps are based. They kill pests and don't fuck with you unless you fuck with them.
I dunno about other bugs, but whoever kills bees without reason should pay a fine
>Walking around in a local park
>This woman I don't even know sees a snake
>Screams
>Notices me
>Orders me to kill it
>The snake is just laying in the sun, bothering nobody. He's not even a venomous species.
>Say no and keep walking
No snake has ever bitched at me, laughed at me, lied to me or cheated on me.
>>35703966
I can't walk out the front door in spring/summer without having to dodge pissed off wasps because they're hyperterritorial and always set up their nests near high traffic areas. They get a water gun loaded with soapwater.