>tfw no cute alien wife who unconditionally loves you

>>35703448
I'm a fucking drunk fucker wasting his life.
Here's what I can tell you --
It doesn't matter if you have an alien wife who unconditionally loves you because this will only provide you brief comfort on the road to inevitable death.
Understand and accept you death. Study it. It is your passage into the other realm, where you will be free.

>>35703493
Don't ruin the thread, faggot

Aliens are unpredictable, I'd prefer a robot tph

>>35703562
My ranking:
1. Eternal Peace of Death
2. Actual Woman
3. Sexy Alien
4. Sexy Robot
5. Sex Doll
6. Realistic Alien
7. Realistic Robot

>>35703448
I just started reading the manga, is the anime better?

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>>35703448
>tfw no alien wife who loves you unconditionally
>and hates everyone else

I feel ya fampai.

>>35704617
I think it's better. Lum's fanclub is more prominent and can get annoying but they get pushed out eventually.