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Autistic things you did thread:
>Browsing existential crisis memes
>Unironically get an existential crisis
>Start punching myself to remind me everything's real and to stop thinking about it
>Accidentally burst my nose
>Start to panic at the amount of blood mum is surely going to ask what happened
>think its a great idea to tell her i fell down the stairs
>Realize this would have woke her up
>Pretend to throw myself down the stairs
>Fuck up my nose worse and sprain my ankle and wrist
>Had to go into a&e at 2am
>They ask me what I did
>Tell them i fell down the stairs
Done this two weeks ago and I'm still not over it
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>>35703422
what was the existential crisis?
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you sir deserve a screencap
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>remind everything's real
I think you misunderstood the whole existential thing
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>>35703422
I wish I could have trouble believing this but people do shit stupider than this all the time, my only question to you is why not say you just slipped or rather simply tell her what you did rather than risk breaking your neck?
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>>35703842
Do we have free will?
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>>35705530
Science says "no". As in, we dont have any evidence to even indicate humans have free will and arent just (hugely complex) input->output machines.
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>>35703422
ripped a page out of 7th grade science text book because it had a picture of a woman getting an ultra sound, my favorite wrestlers at the time were The RTC (Right to Censor) and they were censoring wwf and making everything safe, so I thought, Im not going to allow this smut in my school.
When I got home I jacked off to it.
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>find a couple of friends online
>have a spastic meltdown
>lose those friends I worked so hard to find
>have to start over again
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