whats the most alpha you've evar been
i'll start
>I browse 4chan on mobile in front of my elderly parents
>>35703543
>at a college tail Chad was talking to these two hot girls I knew.
>i walked up and put my hands around them and walk away
>he tried to follow but got lost in the crowd.
>>35703543
>be me 20 yo
>living in Missouri at a really popular lake working at a busboy for a local restaurant
>pay is actually good 200-300 every week from tips alone
>qt 3.14 working with me and everyone can see us dating
>day off with uncle and my cousin's kid since I get free water slide passes and the kid loves it
>we are sitting at a table next to the dock entrance
>restaurant has a dock that is 200-300 feet long for people to dock their boats at.
>It's summer so everyone is drunk
>dude falls off his pontoon while docking
>his friend in their drunken stupor decide to try and rescue him.
For those of you that don't know, boat motors suck in water through the propellers to cool off the engine, when backing up the motors point towards the surface.
>boat is close to the guy and the propellers are starting to pull him under.
>run down to the dock with the owner of the restaurant in hot pursuit
>the owner and I pull the guy away from the boat and out of the water
>owner tells everyone how I helped save the man's life, qt 3.14 server seems interested.
Turns out she was banging a buddy of mine, but she kissed my cheek the next day so that was cool
>>35703543
Complimented oneitis in front Chad
>I've started working out in recent months.
>Flexed upper arms to a female "friend."
>She admired it.
>Nothing more.
>>35703543
I fucked my beta friend's oneitis constantly while she played him. He bought her tons of shit, took her out on dates and dinners, and did her assignments and shit. I felt bad but they weren't official and she fucked like a hellcat. I really wanted to take him aside and tell him what the deal was. In the end, they did sleep together once but she told me he couldn't satisfy her. We kept fucking until I graduated. I should hit her up now that I think about it.
I raped someone without realising what I did until years after it happened.