>wore the succubus (male) shirt out on campus last week >some

>>35785306
a male succubus is an incubus

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>>35785306
"cone over right now and make me your bitch."

>>35785306
go over to his house and suck his dick, obviously. Also, I guess this means I need to get that shirt.

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>>35785374
but i've never had a cock inside me let alone one that gigantic

>>35785306
There is an incubus shirt?

post pics of selim shirt

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>>35785392
don't worry, anytime is a good time for a first time :3c

>>35785392
consider there is no going back

>>35785392
Well, there's a first time for everything.

whats it like being a grown ass man and typing this shit

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>not qt enough to pull off the shirt
>go to a small rural community college so even if i did wear it the most i would get is a 2/10 wannabe chad hitting on me

>>35785392
Give it a try.

I once blew a dude on craigslist.
Don't think I'll ever be doing that again, but I had to at least try.

>>35785495
>he spends irreplaceable hours of his life admonishing degenerates on an anime imageboard

>>35785392
>>35785661
You dress like this and want us to believe you've never had cock inside you.

Okay.jpeg

>>35785661
Is that you.
If it is, I'd snuggle you to be totally honest.

Who is that succubus?

>>35785392
Get to practicing then.

>>35785721
i actually dont but my guess is you are projecting wtih all your might
gl with life

>>35785661
if that is you please kill yourself right now

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>>35785661
qt
post more

i'm a 6'1, 210 pound bearmode chad with a 8x6 cock btw

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>>35785661
>ywn have slim shoulders like that
>wide hips
>forever cucked by wide shoulders and narrow hips
REEEE BONE STRUCTURE WHYYYYYY

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I wanna be cute so bad...

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>>35785850
>>35785661
>>35785392
>>35785306
i honestly hate faggots so much

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>>35785661
>tfw i'll never be the Chad you were talking about

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35785306
>find these threads hot at first years ago.
>then find them weird because of the community.
>then annoying because of the drama
>then disgusted because of how these people never learn and do the same circular prison gay drama stuff, never stable relationships, never happy, always trying to sexually consume others.
>then angered because of the over-saturation of it online all the time, every day.
>then feel sick to my stomach because of the thought of people of this nature trying to access my sexuality
>start to feel sick to my stomach whenever I feel arousal in day to day life

feels bad man

>>35785392
It kind of just hurts the first few times and your insides are going to get rearranged.

>>35785877
>forever cucked by wide shoulders and narrow hips
Wew lad, wanna trade?
I have exactly that and am probably gonna kill myself if I can't somehow change it.

>>35785910
if you're not a faggot you can't be a true robot
enjoy your """(((mental health)))"""" and women, you goddamn normie

>>35785957
enjoy you're aids fag

>>35785306
Hey OP, can we see your dick?

>>35785936
you're a catholic

>>35785936
you're me anon
smhtbhfamfamfamfamfamfamfam

>>35785981
enjoy being a chad, chad
get the fuck out

>>35785991
i'm not, i'm an atheist, raised an atheist

>>35785994
>a chad
lmao
not even a little

>>35786015
Fuck off Chad, you chad

>>35786030
anon r u ok? you seem a little upset...

>>35786052
you'd be upset if fucking normies came on instagram and ruined your food picture posting, why can't we be upset about you ruining our gay threads

>>35785661
>tfw this meming autist comes up with yet another bullshit story just to flaunt this picture
Stop it, your pants and shirt are both shit. This never happened.

>>35785661
I'm straight so not into dudes but sometimes traps. You have potential there, hope you consider it.

>>35786052
I want op to show us his penor, and he's not doing it!
It's important because without seeing his junk I can't give him advice efficiently

>>35786065
>instagram
>food picture posting
it must be fun to make up storys about people

>>35785991
kek'd desu senpai

>>35785306
I wanted that shirt but also knew no one near me would understand it
maybe when I move to a city or something

>>35785661
you better suck his dick before he change his mind.
Failed chad here, I made a sissy show me pics of him whenever I wanted, then I realized it is better to keep it 2D, called him a fag and made him flew away.

Hurry up OP. If he had find me even hornier I would have made her my bitch.

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got mine yesterday

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>>35786294
>failed chad
>fucks mentally retarded guys who act like girls

>>35785661
Please record yourself taking the cock if he does come over and seduce him

>tfw will never be a succubus male
I'm jealous of that anons that are cute enough to do it

>>35786454
>>35785661
If I see any of you fucking faggots wear this out in public I will creampie you in the fucking mouth right there.

>still no second doujin featuring her (him)
The artist is missing a goldmine

>>35786454
>>35785661
desu now I want one with the word ''WANTED'' in white.

>>35785661
>>35786454

So do fags wear this shirt to signal each other?

>>35785362
good to know

original

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POST YOUR BENIS YOU FUCKING TEASE

>>35786728
it's a crossdresser/trap beacon
if you see someone wearing that shirt, you are obligated to pin them down and ravage their ass

>>35786937
Good to know. Good to know...

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>>35786937
I won't think twice to do it now

>>35785425
do not sexualize the gondola
gondola is not for sex!

>>35786937
Where would one be able get one?

>>35787095
https://www.redbubble.com/people/dakooters/works/24580120-succubus-male

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>it's a t-shirt seller shilling thread

yes good goys remember to buy a second t-shirt as a spare! and maybe a few more fro christmas gifts

>>35787123
right on time you filthy kike another successful marketing thread. how much you made by now you copyright stealing rat?

>>35787141
Schlomo pls I could have cucked you easily in high school

>>35787123
The dude modelling that shirt definitely doesn't know what's up.

I almost bought one a while back because I like the design.

>>35787171
>makes a """living""" stealing other people's designs to sell on custom shirts for 5 bux
>cucking anyone

>>35787123
How likely am I to find people to fugg me wearing this if I'm not a cute boy?

>>35785850
>210 pounds
>bearmode

hahahaha you're just fat

>>35787220
>>35787141
I found that by googling "t-shirt succubus male"
It's not my shirt, someone just asked where to get it.

>>35787208
probably only people on r9k, I haven't seen this meme even on other boards

>>35787220
>deleted
janitor confirmed for t-shirt shiller

I'm going to notify the artist of the doujin to the unpermitted use of his design. Good luck in court, cunts.

>>35785392
>>35786454
Reminds me of my boyfriend :3

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>>35787220
>deleted
what did he mean by that?

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>>35787220
Thanks m8, you have contributed to the existence of more lewd shirts. Im making myself one with a local service.

>>35787424
That the janitor does it for free.

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>>35786937
>it's a crossdresser/trap beacon
>if you see someone wearing that shirt, you are obligated to pin them down and ravage their ass

Oh. I was sorta thinking about getting it and wearing it ironically, but now... I'm not so sure. I'm also 28 yo and manly looking.

has anyone found a bf by using this shirt? teach me pls

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>>35785850
>Bearmode
>6'1 210 pounds
Nigga that's blobmode.

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>>35788797
>tfw no blobf

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>>35788863
Too bad blobs usually don't have proportionate dicks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Co408pyEM

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>>35789250
I lost my virginity to a pretty bulky rugby player type guy, and his dick was huge and THICK
had stamina and everything from the rugby though, and pounded me so hard he dislocated his knee

>>35785661
Those pants are so cringe worthy, what are you 5?

Have fun with AIDS fag

>>35789468
I need sauce, that looks like choking, ahego, and loli. The holy trifecta

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>wearing shirt on crowded bus
>guy starts groping my ass
>i'm wearing tight sweatpants
>can feel his finger rubbing my hole
>it's a total chad that's doing it
>he ends up following me home, fucks me
>currently have his number

>>35789722
>The holy trifecta
I see you're a man with outstanding taste.

>>35788151
I will fuck face you if I find you with that shirt

I will use a tank top with that

>>35789722
its asanagi man.

Fine taste I percieve

Advertising your shitty products should be banned

>>35790113
Instead, the guy who was trying to show us how to make our own shirts instead of buying them had his post deleted.

Pretty dumb, huh?

>>35785362
As far as i know, incubi are the ones giving the D, not the ones receiving the D.
In this case it's a sex demon (male) being fucked in the ass, so i don't think that incubus would still be applicable.

>>35790614
Its still a male, that means is an incubus.

>>35791567
you're objectively wrong and I fucking hate you cunt
incubi defile the wombs of women and make them barren/bear daemons
succubi suck life force out the dick

>>35791671
addendum: it's not genderlocked
succubi and incubi also look a lot worse without their disguise which only makes my dick harder because monsters fucking me is my shit

>>35785877
Those hips aren't wide at all, they're normal male hips.

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>that t-shirt guy right now

>>35785661
what type of pants are these

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>traps
how about we roll for something even better, a gf

>>35791919
I think they're leggings.

>>35791944
ai uehara and tsubomi are the best in that group
>ai uehara will suck your dick until you beg her to stop, and even then she will keep going
>tsubomi will let you facefuck her as hard as you want

>>35791944
RELLIN jellin

>>35791944
Anon, I will roll for this. I love rolling threads!

>>35791944
Watch me get the cutest one.

>>35791944
mao hamasaki has the best nipples

>people responding to that image thinking it's anon
god r9k is full of idiots

>>35791944
id want to be a trap with a gf
too bad im too ugly for either

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>>35791944
They have probably all been blacked

>>35793437
Isn't it great anon?

>want to give blowjobs
>despise eyecontact
I'll never be good at this

>>35785392
It's not 9 inches, pro tip

>>35792437
But anon it's all ironic! Lol traps xD :3 :3

>>35793535
This should be the norm 2bh. Seems like it would be weird looking at each other doing that

>>35785661
>>35785306
I almost bought this shirt. Now I know I need to buy it. I pop the titty skittles and everything.

>>35793535
Blindfolded blowjobs are a thing, and so are gloryholes, you don't have to hold eye contact to give a good bj.

>>35793726
>Glory holes
you mean disease-holes?

>>35793353
>id want to be a trap with a gf

This, except I'm already on the path.

>>35791944
Rolling.

>>35785306
fuck you op you make actual faggots look bad

>>35793833
Hm, so is the dubs girl the best girl?

Usually dubs and trips are reserved for the best or worst.

She's cute regardless though.

>>35785661
Why is your knee bent backwards?
Are you a flamingo? or a faun?

>>35793786
i didn't mean public ones, but yes.
You can make one and use it with your partner as a kinky play or some shit, i know of some hetero couples that do it, so you should definitely give it a try.

>>35785306
>>35785661
wait what the fuck

there's this qt twinky guy in my English class that I've seen wear this shirt, I always just assumed it was run of the mill weeb shit.

is this actually a signal he wants to get ravaged? how the fuck do I even bring this up without seeming like a total creep?

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>>35785306
>random chad gets a qt robot trap
>meanwhile I've never even met a trap irl
Why is life so unfair

>>35793833
>>35793911
>look her up boobpedia, she stars in ntr shit
>the profile pic is a close up of a gross looking vagina

Damn. My perception of her is ruined now.

Man /r9k/ is fucking gay

holy shit I'm out.

>>35793936
Just come up to him and tell you know what it's from and you want him

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>suck a strangers cock a week ago
>Thick, mouth filling monster. Biggest dick I've seen
>spent my time alternating between succ and gushing about it
>leave and spend the rest of the night giddy

>Have a date set up to lewd with old man again
>know what I'm dealing with this time
>taking one of my but plugs, gonna make out and shit

sometimes the lewd just lines up

>>35794062
>old man
that's nasty

>>35794062
>>Thick, mouth filling monster. Biggest dick I've seen
How big was it Anon?

>>35785661
I would very violently hate-rape you tbqh

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> homo weebs think this story is real
> homo weebs think that Chad reads their gay cartoons
> homo weebs think Chad wants to fuck them

Also anyone who wears that meme shirt in public deserves to be beaten senseless

>>35794090
Nigga I like what I like. I'll like it until I'm the one looking to pop boicherries

>>35794109
Sorry anon, I couldn't say. Only that it was a pleasure and honestly left me grinning once I'd made him cum

>>35794312
>Sorry anon, I couldn't say. Only that it was a pleasure and honestly left me grinning once I'd made him cum

Come on. You have to at least have a rough estimate.

>>35786454

Would absolutely fuck.

>>35794312
>I'll like it until I'm the one looking to pop boicherries
I gave my boy cherry to an old man, does that give me good karma?
I didn't even tell him I'd never done it before, apparently, he didn't notice because he asked me how many times I'd done that before I lied and told him a fake story
He came though, too bad he was using a condom, I yet don't know what it feels to be filled with warm manmilk

>>35794709
Makes me wonder if I should hold off on suicide so I can be an old man who fucks boys with daddy issues.

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Why do these threads give me a boner?

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>>35795215
because you're a faggot anon that's why

>>35795215
You're gay post dick.

>>35793936

He's waiting for the cock anon. I guarantee he's got some sort of social media shit, just message him there if you're too scared to do it in person. Just tell him you know what that shirt is from and that you'd like to get BALLS DEEP in that qt ass he's shaking around.

>>35785661
Hi /g/.

>>35786065
Hey motherfucker, not all of us non-normies are cum-guzzling faggots.

Fuck you and your gay shit, you give us a worse name.

>>35795448
ITT: CIA niggers hitting on traps

>>35795483
>"mentally healthy"
>sexual majority
>can choose from a massive pool of potential gfs
>not normie

>>35795585
>implying that my genes are not shit

Mate, are you even trying?

>>35795610
being part of a widely despised .5% of the population makes you less of a normie than being part of the 95.5% except you're really into hugo boss and LARP

>>35785661
Where on Earth do I get those leggings

>>35789468
i cannot stop masturbating to asanagi

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>tfw no qt boi to ravage

this is the worst feel

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My boyfriend lives really far away, but I really want his cock. I'm planning on visiting him in a month. I'm really excited to have him finally fuck me

>>35795420
Nope has to be in person. Otherwise it seems like you're a creeper whose been watching him and just found him for that reason.

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>tfw gonna buy this shirt in the hopes I run into somebody who knows what it means

What's a good excuse to tell normies who ask about it?

>>35796785
90% of people won't ask or care, but for those who do, say "it's from a show."

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>>35796785
"Oh, it's from an anime"

>>35785392
you already done fucked up, might as well let chad fuck you with his big dick and give you the HIV

>>35796867
>>35796877
Ordered,if any anon sees somebody wearing one me alpha and fuck em.

>>35785306
>No one has noticed the shirt when I wear it
>MFW I'm not gay and just like to see if people know the reference.

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>It doesn't matter how well you dress, how much you work out or how charismatic you are, you'll never make anyone react with that level of excitement with a 5.5" dick and being 5'10

>>35797316
It says this image was deleted but it's very cute.

>>35797316
REEEE WHY DID YOU DELETEEEE I WANNA OPEN THIS IMAGE BUT I ONLY HAVE THUMBNAILLLLL

>>35797659
>>35797414
uploaded 23d ago
http://imgur.com/ThazGqj

>>35797849
uh

why is this uploaded to imgur and why does it have 53 views

>tfw no succubus robot boy from Melbourne to pin down

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>tfw 5'5" and ugly as fuck
>tfw painfully average circumcised dick
>tfw nobody has ever truly loved me, not even my parents
it was a good run. goodbye, anons.

>>35798229
i'm 5'4"
face is 5/10 at best
my cock is tiny
been abandoned multiple times

get your fucking ass off the ground and appreciate yourself for what you are you mother fucker

>>35798304
i'm 5'3
my face is 4/10 at absolute BEST
my cock is basically non existent
been abandoned CONSTANTLY

get over it FAGGOT

>>35798331
wow it's like you just took my response and lowered it even the tiniest bit to undermine my point and make it your own

want to fuck?

>>35785850
>says "qt" in response to a body image
>unironically bragging about being fat

kill yourself seriously

>>35798361
Why not anon
Let's do it

>>35785936
That just about sums it up perfectly

>>35797955
>Melbourne robot bf
F-fuck I complained but now I'm scared

>>35798840
h-hai

origigi

>>35785661
Where can i cop

>>35798978
T-tall and handsome Senpai?

>>35798405
>he thinks i'm joking

orig

>>35798395
If he really is bear mode and not just fat then the difference is he's both big and muscular. Being dominated by a big strong guy who uses his strength to move you around is fucking amazing, I know because of my fiance

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>>35799470
Insanely jealous anon, I dream of a bf like that.

>>35799043
n-noe, am smol and slim and smooth, rip me

>>35799599
Sorry senpai I'm same so I don't think it would work.

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what the fuck show is all this gay shit even from

>>35799599
>>35799656
IDK we could be friends though and fight over hot guys together.

>>35796760

Are you implying that's not what they want? It's not at all creepy these days to look someone up on chadbook or whatever the kids use these days before you poound their twinkhole.

Where can I buy this shirt

originalli

>>35799753
>>35799656

>tfw two twinky aussie best friend fagboys will never be your harem and fight over who gobbles the cock that night

The pain is real. So fucking real.

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I'd rather see these two fight than see some fag with a shirt.

>>35799812
Eh, sorry anon, wouldn't happen, I breed twinks I don't gobble cock.Keep hoping, tho

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>>35799812
Life sometimes sucks harder than I do senpai

>>35791671
And male-on-male sex is gay. It's a fucking incubus.

>>35791944
I like japanese women, but damn if they don't all look the same here. How do you even differentiate enough to have a favorite?

I don't care about gender at this point. I just want someone to cuddle with

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>>35800158
That's pretty sad senpai

Originally

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>>35791944
>implying I'll ever have any of these

cmon anon don't make me feel this feel again

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>>35786454
How is this guy even a robot? Why are traps so accepted on this site when most of them are not virgins and clearly not robots?

>>35799999
witnessed quints. shit thread for them to land on

>>35785306
post a timestamped pic of the shirt or this is all one big fap fantasy.

>>35791944
Rllon'i

>>35791944
These all look like they had surgery for their breasts and face and can't go out without covering themselves in huge layers of make up.

>>35791944
give me a cute jav gf

>>35794090
pleb

fddhjffhh

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>>35799999
i have checked these originally

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>>35793437
They definitely have

Original

>>35793437
well even if they haven't, they're still pornstars

>>35791944
gimme gimem sweet jap nippy tiddy butty fucky

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tfw would love a qt trap addicted to your cock but qt traps are size queens and all you have is a 6 inch average penis and teeny tiny wrinkly balls instead of a prostate smashing ass mallet with balls the size of a bull

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>>35804087
How deep do you think the prostate is anon?

this thread is homoerotic af

>>35785306
>>35785392
c-can you share chad's dick pics pls OP

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>>35805483
here you go faggit

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I'm buying this

>>35804896
implying any trap would choose a three inch prostate poker over a 9 inch ass opener

I wish degenerates would die in a fire

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>>35805515
I'm making this without giving that shill a single cent.

>>35805509
very nice, lucky you :3

i need one of those shirts then, it seems

>>35791671
Fucking an incubus still makes you gay, because its a male, you communist faggot.

>>35805509
I want that shirt now

>>35805509
god this looks delicious
go for it OP

>>35805509
There's no way that's 9 inches. I'm a girl (male) and mine looks pretty much the same size, maybe even a bit longer, and it's only 7 inches.

>wearing lewd anime shirts in public

Well... at least the shirt achieves its purpose.

>>35806758
prove it then, trapboi

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>>35806758
im another girl(male)
wanna be gfs

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Got a link to the exact shirt?
Y'know. For purposes.

>>35794175
Idk from what I've seen in this thread full of sad rejects, I'm pretty chad, huge dick, socially active and pretty built and I want to fuck me a cute lil weeb cutie bitch boy.

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>>35806792
Not even fully erect in this picture either. This one is really old and I'm not taking a new one.

>>35806833
Maybe. I don't think you'd want me though because I'm a NEET and the only girl part of me is that I pop titty skittles and have really long hair. I guess my body is kinda feminine but that's offset by all the hair that I don't bother getting rid of regularly because I don't go anywhere.

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>>35806883
>when you start recognising other anons dicks

Been here too long.

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>>35806883
thats okay we can be neet together
as long as you'll play games and/or watch anime with me

>>35806916
I posted it like, just the other day.

>>35806917
Yeah sure but how are we going to get cute and sexy outfits if we don't have any money?

>>35806883
how are you a girl (male) then? You're just a faggot then. You're probably a tall lanklet too with a strong manly jaw.

question: are you one of the faggots from steam threads?

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>>35806936
you can borrow mine
id make you wear them anyways

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What exactly does the succubus on shirt mean

>>35806939
>how are you a girl (male) then?
Titty skittles.

>You're probably a tall lanklet too with a strong manly jaw.
I'm 5'7".

My jaw is angular but not really manly. The chin is more narrow than my lips.

>question: are you one of the faggots from steam threads?

No I never even go into those.

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>>35806958
>you can borrow mine
id make you wear them anyways

o-oh, okay

>>35806965
the person wearing the shirt is the succubus and wants to drain/drink peoples semen

>>35806978
no just because you take hormones doesn't make you a trap. your huge hairy dick and hands makes you look masculine. also, you're wearing boxers rather than panties. which means you're just a faggot hairy dude who wishes he was a femboy.

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>>35806996
send me your discord qt
[email protected]

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>>35806996
>when you fug up the green text

>>35806965
I don't know, but I want one.

>tfw imagining on the very rare occasion of going out with gf (male) we both wear that shirt

Might be cool

>>35807031
I look like a femboy when I dress nicely. If I had money I'd have gotten all the hair removed by now and I'd have an entire wardrobe of cute and sexy outfits to wear.

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>>35807087
>I don't know, but I want one.

What the fuck, why did I say that

I know exactly what it means

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>>35807017
So you gay fagsWANT people to know that you are a sissy slut????


Interesting. The g
Homosexual (((humans))) are changing. What are the chances that normies will pick up on this? I may cop me one of these just for the lulz and walk around campus.
>>35807087
Faggot

>>35791679
>It's not genderlocked
wrong

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>>35807140
>Faggot

I don't think I ever denied that

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>>35785661
>awoo leggings
God damn it.
Awoo.

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>>35807194
Of course you havent you sissy slut. You'd take a dick up your ass and enjoy it even after having your family/lineage degraded by a filthy dude who is bigger than you.

>>35791944
>>wants to come over my place tomorrow to "hang out"
rolling around

>>35785392
You wore the shirt, you HAVE to take his load in your supple boipucci.

Just think of the spells you can cast with all of that mana his 9 inch wand is going to spurt inside of you.

>>35807295
That sounds like a good normie filtering pick up line, ask them for a mana infusion.

What's the sauce of the doujin?

>>35807646
https://exhentai.org/g/608570/42f38c9179/

origini

>>35807646
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=succubus+male+doujin

>>35807646
just google selim the succubus

Go on OP. Do it. Trust me it will feel amazing.

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>another "hey guys im a huge faggot" thread
>544 replies 153 images
can faggots just stay on their own board

>>35807844
why don't you go back to your own board /pol/-kun

>>35807937
How does not liking faggots make him /pol/ immediately though

>>35807844
It's a blue board you piece of shit

>>35807844
>can faggots just stay on their own board
if there's so many of these threads, isn't that this board?

>>35807844
This is the faggot board, r-tard.

>>35807221
>deleted

did he get a case of nerves or something

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>>35805509
What do you think of my floppy dong OP?

>>35808450
I found it in the archives, but I think the mods deleted it.

>>35808629
jesus christ that's a terrible image

>>35808728
Yeah I don't have a phone and my laptop cam is awful

This is just viral marketing for his shirt.

>>35808698
why the fuck, that's dumb

Just a few hours to go. I haven't jerked off in days and the plug should nudge me over any performance anxiety so I can cum tomorrow. Question is. It's a 20 minute ride out to his place, do I plug up once I arrive

Or duck into the public shitters and meet him with my ass stuffed?

if anybody needs a girl (male)

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2109503

>70 year old man wants me to try and fuck him

>not 70 year old wants me to suck his cock and do other lewd things

Both in several hours. Can you just grab Viagra over the counter robots? if the more attractive prospect falls through I'll try and fucc a geezer

kys opie, you fucking queer

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>gonna gift one of these to one of my straight friends
>tell him it's "just an anime shirt bro"
>watch him get hit on by degenerate faggots

How long till this becomes mainstream and I can't wear it in public anymore?

>>35810091
>ironic hate stealthbump
this is top-tier meta

>>35809718
Ewww, don't fuck the old guy. At least have some else respect.

>>35787123
i have dogefruit shirt from redbubble

>>35791944
20-26 pls Pls Pls Pls

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>>35785306
get off my board you faggot ZAP

>>35785910
It's not so much the faggots

It's the clearly straight guys who have deluded themselves into thinking they're faggots because they see how easy it is to receive validation and attention just for pretending to be a "cuteboy" and because they can't communicate with real women at all.

>>35807844
95% of them are prison gay

Funny how they mostly post 2D pictures, rather than.. you know... actual 3D men.

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>>35810884
>the /pol/-mascgen-reddiTERF alliance
they finna discontinue this timeline you keep this shit up

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How does a powerbottom get a boyfriend around these parts?
I'm cute and I want a submissive top.

>>35811039
h-hi

original

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>>35811039
How powerful is your bottom exactly?

Do you like beards?

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>>35810970
>your face when they invent Radical Masculist Trad Feminism and god gets disgusted and just kicks the planet into the sun

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>>35811084
Hey there shy little Anon
>>35811097
Quite I would say. I don't mind them and a full beard is always sexy.

>>35811200
What kind of bf are you looking for? Other than submissive top

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>>35811648
Well it really depends on what you are like. I like all kinds of guys when it comes to physique, though we need to have some common hobbies like anime, manga, vidja, the like. Someone who doesn't shy from intellectual pursuit and enjoys history, politics and the like is essential though.

>>35811727
Are you a small feminine boy or a girl (male)?

>>35811752
I'm a somewhat feminine physically below average sized guy. Androgynous, you could call it.

>>35811798
Are you in the US?
discord?

>>35805509
that's not nine inches

>>35811727
I'm a huge historyboo, I'm chubby with quite some muscle, I'm losing the fat though. I don't mind anime and manga but I'm not a huge fan of those things (yet). I play some vidya although most of it is either strategy or old games

>>35785850
>6'1 210
>bearmode
You might be ripped or you might be fat, but there's no way you're bearmode

>>35811822
I'm in Europe sadly
>>35811915
What strategy do you exactly play? Like Paradox GSGs?

>>35812135
Yeah, or rts type games. Kind of a paradox noob, I mostly play eu3, eu4, hoi3, and vic 2

>>35812135
What part of europe are you from?

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>>35811039
>>35812135
>Europe
Why does this always happen?

>>35810884
quite true, 99% of the things I fap on the interwebs would make me puke in real life, fucking twinks tho isnt gay

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>>35812198
Finland
>>35812167
Post some contact info if you wanna chat and see if we click

>>35812384
my discord is koopers#6138

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>>35812384
>finland
greetings from sweden qt

>>35812487
>sweden
greetings from norway, fag

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>>35812260
>tfw from canada and only prefer european boys

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>>35812603
>says the fag
original

>>35809576
>One right near me
What do I do

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>mfw this thread made my dick hard
>not gay at all
I need a break from this site.

>>35791944
Yes anon-kun

DERAIL this thread!

Suck his dick like you mean it you pathetic faggot.

>>35791944
original roll for an original guy

>>35807226
There's 7 billion people on this earth. Why the fuck do I have to pass on my genes? You sound like some white trash being fucked by her inbred brother so you can preserve the purity of your 'lineage'. Fucking fuck.

>>35812384
Ebin :DDDDD GIBE TRAP ASS PLS
WIll makes you de cummeds :DDDDD

>>35785306
That's it I'm ordering that shirt today

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>>35812384
Mista pain?

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>>35813848
I ordered it earlier today too, anon.
>tfw continuing my streak of falling for every meme

>>35813892
Joensuun vieress

>>35811915
You sound like the non cuteboy version of me anon

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>>35787220
>>35787258
>>35787273
>>35787424
Anyone know a website with image templates to put on shirts? Or do I have to add the transparency myself to every single image I want.

Is this shirt going to be the new gay male hankerchief?

>Whoever wears this is down to get his ass pounded and suck dick