>"Hey anon, we think you're pretty cute."

"Wow, thanks. wanna go out sometime?"

>y..you too

It almost works in this situation

>>35784831
Well, me riding on my unicorn, playing Half-Life 3, and having an intellectual debate online would be very cute.

>>35784831
right is far prettier, but left has the nig tier ass

and since it's probably the only time in my life i'd go black i'd have to go with left

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away with you shitskins

>Sorry, nubian ladies, but I shall secure the existence of my people and the future for white children. Good day

Thanks! You know, the ability of negroes to fluently pronounce the guttural sounds found in Germanic languages such as English still surprises me to this day haha

>>35784831
There isn't one, women don't say this to men they are actually interested in, only people they're trying to make fun of

youre not too bad. i guess you ladies can come celebrate carnivale or whatever this shit is at my place.

>>35785182
>right is prettier
I disagree.

this >>35785287
they would talk to Chad about fashionable pop culture stuff then after a while Chad would lean in and say something dirty

>>35785211
Smooth.
oigrinal

Women only call guys cute when they're talking to their friends.

>>35784831
Flex a cep

>>35785182
>right is far prettier


Nah you have shit taste

>>35784831
Hey girls, we think you are pretty nice

>>35785182
You clearly just like white features because I think left is prettier. Right is cute but she looks... aged I guess?

>>35785442
Oh wow I didn't read all of his post. Ofc he's a stormfag. That explains his shit taste

>>35785211

>BEGONE NIGRESS WENCHES! BEGONE YE!!

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nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga
nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga
bitch nigga
nigga
white women
titties ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q

should do the trick

>tfw hate blacks but want to have sex with a black girl

>>35784831
I explain to them the origin and significance of the fourteen words

>>35785182
>right is far prettier
Wrong. Left is better in every way

>cheeky smile
>"wow, aren't guys supposed to lead with compliments"
This makes them a bit self conscious and afraid of saying something wrong.
They might say something like "haha but its true"
>"well in that case we have to hook up right? that's how this works"
>even cheekier smile

>>35784831
To be completely honest, I think IRL I'd just walk quickly past them pretending I didn't hear or give a curt nod and walk away

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Well, i think you girls are pretty cute too, hehe. Yeah, mhm...

I'd probably look around and ask if I was getting punked.
Then I'd panic and find an excuse to leave.

>>35785287
That's not true i'm an above average looking tall guy and at the bar I said "How you doin'" to the girl on my left and she looked up at me and said "You're hot", I had no idea how to respond so I went with the classic y-you too and proceeded to order a water because no money....wew lad.

>>35785573
Hahaha hahahaha nice one anon

>>35785182
Right looks like an MtF transexual. Left is a solid 8/10.

>>35785596
naisu one anon

>>35784831
"I don't think you're cute though"

>>35785182
This.

I find black women all around disgusting people however if I was to fuck one it would be very dark just as a fetish. Light skinned blacks are less attractive to me since they look like flawed whites.

>>35784831
So if i stare at these things am i objectifying them or will they finally admit theyre objectifying theirselves?

If you're not good looking, you just ignore them because they're fucking with you.
If you're good looking, say something about them being good looking as well.

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Not to be edgy, but I don't find black girls attractive at ALL. Middle easterners can be attractive, but at most a 7.5/10 or so. South American girls can go up to a 8, asians up to a 9, and whites up to a 10.

Neither of those girls I find attractive. Maybe 2/10 and 3/10, if that. Even if I was the kind of guy that slept around, I wouldn't even try to get laid in that situation. They're just... not attractive to me.

>>35784831
Turn the compliment back around on them.
>Y-you too

>>35785182
Some of you are so obsessed with lighter = prettier you say dumb shit like this. Left has a cuter face and better body. Better everything

>>35784831
>If you believe that then prove it
then you grab her ass and kiss her

>>35785849
Left would have had nice features except for that bulbnose, 2/10 is what you rate a disfigured and/or unfit person

>>35786070
That's retarded. 2 in 10 people are disfigured?

Disfigured people are a 0.something.

>>35785849
>Not to be edgy
>Proceeds to say edgy shit

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>>35785849

this doesn't do ANYTHING for you, even in the slightest?

>>35786129
>not being attractive to a certain ethnicity, something completely out of your control, is edgy.

Since when do we have SJWs on r9k?

>>35786142
Almost nothing. Like a 3/10.

I mean, if you find her attractive, GREAT. Good for you, go for it.

She just doesn't "do it" for me.

>>35785849
It's probably the faces.

>>35785849
>Plain white whore

I'd rather have a chill black qt with natural hair

>>35786128
>that's retarded
>Then applies logic to some subjective scale
lel
Anyway i meant probably asymetrical, as in some bad facial proportions, english isn't my first language.

>>35784831
Nothing, because this would NEVER happen.

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>>35785849
2/10

Goddamn son thats like burn ward shit

"I don't feel like it."
Then blast away in my 90's White Van

>>35786257
>Sofia tesfu

More proof that only mixed blacked girls can be cute.

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>>35786342
meh

I find plenty of dark skinned girls cute

To each their own

>>35785647
reminds me of something similar that happened to me. i was a at bar for a friends birthday and me and the birthday girl and 2 other friend went up to get shots. this 6' 1" absolutely smoking hot blonde with tits and hips for days in a red dress just walks up to me, goes 'you're hot' and sticks her tongue down my throat, steps back and just smiles at me.

i'm a permavirgin sperg so i had no idea what the fuck to do plus it was a scene in front of my friends who at least 1 knew i'm a socially awkward fuck. i mumbled some shit like 't-thanks' gave her a weak smile and kept walking to the bar. i wanted to shoot myself the entire rest of the night.

>>35784831

Basically if she says that you're golden.
I'd just cross my arm and tell her something like "deal or no deal."
Then I would lean in and kiss her.

>>35786396
If a girl did this to me she'd get a run for her money.
If I'm thinking then I'm shit but if it's my instincts that are running the show I'm a lady killer
>hooked up with two girls
>both of them questioned my lack experience

>>35786467
yea, that's the thing. my head keeps getting in the way and overanalyzing and overthinking shit. all i had to do was give her a smile and ask her if she wanted a drink and go from there or something.

so simple.

>>35784831
I would go for that black one every time

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>>35786388
>I find plenty of dark skinned girls cute
Top taste. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

is it wrong that I'm black but not into black girls? I can't really help it, all the other races just seem more attractive. not really that much into white girls either, but they at least seem better than black girls.
what really sucks is that, from what I gather, I'm actually considered attractive by black standards, which is completely useless to me.

>>35786564
>tfw no afro sporting, qt looking, 70's throw back black gf

It's a specific feel, but it's a strangely strong one.

>>35786564
this
mixed race black girls are the worst. some times they're cute, but in most cases they get the worst features from both races.

>arguing about your preferences
Come on if either of those girls showed genuine interest we'd be in good fortune. If you disagree then you do NOT belong here.

>>35786599
is there a type of woman robots can't create a fetish for?

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>>35786578
if it doesn't cause you distress in your life don't worry about. i wasn't really attracted to black women at all until my mid 20s and then something switched. i'm black as well.

i'd eat the shit out of this chicks asshole (yes i know she is shopped)

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>>35786599
It's a specific feel but it's a feel I can get behind. Afros are top tier taste.

>>35786423
>deal or no deal

Lol wtf you sperg

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>>35786608
That's such bullshit, mixed race black girls are often very hot and much more so than regular black women.

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There are some niggresses of value

>>35786634
No.

>>35786636
Afros are top tier, better than some basic bitch straight hair.

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>>35784831
FUCK ROASTIES DEUS VULT

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>>35786841
I hate seeing a black chick with straightened hair or some shit. Always looks terrible. Afros are pretty hot

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>>35786868
That would only apply if she looked like this

>>35786752
why would you post a picture that contradicts your point?

>>35784831
left by far, better body and face

plus her outfit is lewder

Cool, where are yall getting drinks at?

>>35786881
afros are only hot when they're well kept. a lot of black chicks just use the afro as an excuse to not spend time doing their hair, and it looks like shit.

>>35786881
>I hate seeing a black chick with straightened hair
I'd agree, don't get me wrong I think that someone like >>35786388 is still hot, just she'd look better without the straightened hair.

>>35784831
>"wow, I'm flattered. Would you mind if I get your phone number so we can go out sometime?"

>>35786812
>niggresses of value
how much they cost?

>>35787013
(cont.)

I wouldn't plan on having kids because I don't believe in race mixing but I also wouldn't mind smashing with a rubber on if I was with them.

>>35787028
A white cock, and a man that won't abandon

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>>35784831
>No, I am not. I have weak zygomatic bones and a recessed maxilla. I have upper eye lid exposure and a narrow palate. On top of that, my hairline is clearly receding. I am objectively a 4/10.

>>35787054
aww man will she take a dark skinned mexican?

>>35787087
>will she take a dark skinned mexican?
No one takes a dark skinned mexican except dark skinned mexicans

>>35787054
I'm both, but I'm ugly...

>>35787071
Is your anatomy vocabulary that big or have you just researched exactly how ugly you are?

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>>35787147
The former.

originalo

>>35787198
damn anon thats originally sad

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>>35787117
Niggresses are surrounded by niggers (male), so their definition of ugly is alot more extreme than the white one.

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>>35787586
>tfw no weeb black gf

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>>35786899
kek'd
they're all brown on the outside

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>>35787603
It sucks a bit, ye

>>35787586
If I met a cute black woman who I grew to care for and love I'd be loyal forever.

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>>35787664
Albeit rare, some cute ones have good personalities.

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>>35784831
MASAKA! You shouldn't be able to see me!

Please pretend I'm not here, so I can walk behind you and stare at your asses.

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>>35787713
I can only hope, my heart needs this

>>35784831
>Thanks, you to. Well, bye.

>>35785182
Left is shorter, so automatically she's more attractive.

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>>35784831
"EXCUSE ME I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"
>proceed to walk away and laugh at my own autistic joke
>somehow manage to get their number later anyway because that's how things work out for me.

>>35785573
>>35785573

**Tips Towards You**

Wonderful advice good Sir! This surely will get you laid

>>35787637
>>35787586
>>35787713
>>35786812
>tfw you would fuck the shit out of her but you know she's crazy af
also shit taste in anime.

>>35784831
Good God. I'm guessing the right one is an indian or something. Pretty ugly

>>35784831
>So does my mother ;)

>>35784831
I actually would left and I am incredibly racist this is a big day for me we did it reddit

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>>35789581
I know how you feel. My political views are bordering on neo-nazi but I would have sex with a black women.

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>go to a bar
>no money