I seriously hope you guys don't really walk like that.

I walk similarly except for the head, eye contact and hands

thats exactly how i walk

>>35784730
I wouldn't have a slouched back if the pockets on my hoodie were higher, if that counts for anything.
Also my strides are weird because usually I'm wearing motorcycle boots.

I do. But what dose it mean? I'm a virgins

B-Because it's true.

>>35784730
What do normies do when they make eye contact?
I am not automatically afraid of making eye contact, it just seems that every time I make eye contact with one of my friends, before saying hi to them for instance, they avert their eyes seemingly annoyed. Are all of my friends just betas or is there something wrong with me?

>>35784730
I look above parallel in order to avoid eye contact. Is this the alpha way?

Why would you go slower just because someone in front is walking slower.

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I may have one or two of those walking characteristics but at least my threads have some semblance of wit and originality to them, anon.

>>35784730
Am I supposed to stare into the eyes of everybody who walks past me?

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how about stop

saged

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>>35785297
there are so many of these threads, they're an absolute hit

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>>35785277
If you slow down it appears like you're trying to follow them, and you get mocked for that.
You literally cannot win.

>>35785339
nice Farage

>>35785242
Adam?

Habbekdls wkalebeheo

>>35784730
I noticed that most introverts walk fast, there's nothing wrong with it though.

I fit every single criteria except for the long gait one.

I walk incredibly slowly, probably the rate of an obese person.

>>35785352
Cheers lad. I chose it because it was relevant to the >cannot win thing.

>>35784730
>hair seems to overreact to twind
But how?How does this keep happening?

Why does the wind direction change so that it's always in targeting my hair from the front?!

>tfw lost virginity but kept virgin traits

how do I stop walking like that, do I really need to lose my virginity for it to go away

>>35785260
no, it is normal to look slightly down but sort of able to quickly look level if needs be