>mom found the fleshlight aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm

>>35785128
If you're making a thread atleast tell the fucking story instead of a worthless empty post

so?
everyone has a flehslight

>>35785243
>rarely use it
>decided to use it some hours ago
>forgot to hide it again after that
>it stayed on my bed below a blanket
>she moved the blanket(don't know why, maybe she was looking for clothes to wash) and found it
>said something like "what the fuck is this?"
>realized my mistake of leaving it on my bed
>instantly ashamed
>"i-its a bath sponge"
>threw it inside my wardrobe
>she left my bedroom
>some minutes later came saying random shit like nothing happened
She doesn't have great vision, I just hope she didn't fully recognize it, but she did most likely since the pussy entrance part was facing her
Someone please murder me

>>35785128
How I got a free fleshlight

>Friend wanted to get a fleshligh
>I went with him to the sexshop
>we buy the flash light and went to his home
>no one was home just us
>we go to the kitchen and open the package
>we read the paper that comes with it
>I say to him
>lets order some pizza
>I forgot my phone in the car
>I went to get the phone and my friend went to the bathroom
>fleshlight on the kitchen table
>his mom gets home and we didn't notice
>I hear someone screaming
>OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT OMWGGGG
>My friend gets out of the bathroom ruining
>I run from the car to the house
>we arrive at the kitchen
his mother was looking in shock at the fleshlight on the table
>she starts yeling
>WTF IS THIS DISGUSTING THINS
>my friend says very fast
>anon just bought that and accidental left it on the kitchen table!
>she threw the fleshlight and tell me to get out of her house
>I grab the fleshlight an leave
>my friend fallows me
>when we get outside I give him back the fleshlight
>He says I can keep it
>He cant risk having his mom see it again

this is how I got a free fleshlight

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>>35785517
>>I grab the fleshlight an leave

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34KB, 500x383px

>>35785517
>>35785346
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you niggers

>>35785346
>>35785517
isn't the point of an fleshlight that it is disguised?

>>35785517
holy shit you must be the most unwanted guest in that house. Also you could have played it waaaay cooler, like it's for someones birthday as a prank or something

>>35785679
it was out of the case

>>35785688
We both panicked, I never went back to his house since that (2008/2009).

>>35785629
For some reason, women find that shit the most disgusting thing on earth.

>>35785928
>For some reason, women find that shit the most disgusting thing on earth.

only if they're stupid

>>35785517
>his mother was looking in shock at the fleshlight on the table
Wow I bet you live in America ? Fucking puritans who freak out for shit like that

>>35786176
I think my shit English gives away the fact that I'm not American.


Just if you guys are wondering, my fleshlight is now about 8 or 9 years old and I used it like 20 times top's.