Who else fall asleep while hugging a pillow in the hopes that you will dream of snuggling with a gf?
>>35796907
The only reason I hug a pillow is because it allows my arms to be in a more comfortable position when sleeping.
>>35796907
>Not using a combination of pillows and a spare blanket to simulate the whole body
I really wish the normie meme wasn't true
Always did this,though I prefer to be hugged truthfully.
>>35797236
How about I just hug you!
I used to do that but my wife started to bitch about "you arent touching me no mote" so I stopped.
>>35798438
Would you really do that for me?
>>35796907
>tfw snuggling a fake jessica gf
>>35796907
Every single day bro every single day
>when you have a gf but hate sleeping in a bed with other people
>>35796907
Every single night.
I don't know why I do it though.
Most of the time I won't dream about cuddling anybody, and when I do, the pain of waking up alone makes me wish I'd just died in my sleep.
There's nothing worse than being torn out of a happy dream and shoved back into the misery and loneliness of reality.
>>35798768
>when you have a gf
norman get OUT
>ask mom for more pillows
>she probably thinks I'm doing some weird sex thing
>I just want to simulate the feeling of someone holding me
I spend an hour before going to sleep and after waking up holding my pillow and pretending it's my oneitis. I never even dream of her or anything really so it's obviously not working.
>>35796907
i fall asleep smiling laying flat on my face with the pillows on top of my head and a fan lightly blowing wind upon my misty mountains
pro tip: hold the pillow with the opening at the top to simulate stroking someone's hair
>>35797218
I do this too.Sometimes I turn around and act submissive to my pillows.