Robots Outdoors

Hi Anon, I doubt anyone here will respond to this appeal, but I wish you happiness in the outdoors. It seems like a strong antidote to the evils that beset robots.

Last time in posed this question I had a lot of responses. Mostly excuses, but I understand.

Sc/out/s and robots are really not all that different.

>>35796930
I think /out/ is where I would hang out if I were a better person.
Some day I hope to have the strength to go full MGTOW, when that happens I will make a point of visiting more.

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But isn't this comfy robots?

>>35796930
I'm not the meeting people type but how do you meet them camping ? I liked it when I had friends but it's no good alone.

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>>35797244
Or maybe this is more your type

>>35796930
Is there a more normie hobby than camping, hiking, etc? Jesus Christ

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>>35797247
Camping alone is great, but friends always makes it better.

If you're in college find a hiking or outdoors club, it's usually pretty laid back people, and honestly like I said before, sc/out/s and robots have a lot in common.

If not in school, just start hiking at a local trail. You'll randomly run into people and they're usually pretty cool.

More comfy pic

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But I do go out! It's awesome. I recommend it to other robots. Yes, it's true that you might not be able to go on 4chan. But if you like to do nothing in particular, you can't beat doing it outside. Plus, if you want to bring a gameboy, who am I to judge?

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>>35797287
You'd be surprised.

Over at /out/, we call you guys normie. People who stay inside are the normie.

I really enjoy sleeping alone in the woods, in a hammock, in sub 0 F temps. Am I really that normal?

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I'm both am avid /out/is the and a robot. they honestly compliment each other extremely well, but many robots aren't /fit/ or are too lazy to get out very often.
they just sit at home pissing in jugs and masturbating to lolis.

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>>35797311
Attaboy anon

What prompted me to come here originally was a story posted months ago by a robot. It was about him going on a camping trip with a hiking club at his achool, few dudes (one called YEEAAHHH BUDDY) and a few girls.

He spent the trip worrying about spaghetti in his pockets but somehow ended up making out, seeing boobs, and getting his dick touched by one of the girls. It was a long, intense thread. Really wish I knew what happened to that guy.

He graduated that camping trip and got a girl who he was kinda dating, a cute red head chick. He went from spaghetti in his pockets to meatballing a ginger, all in one camping trip.

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>>35797390
You can masterbate innawoods too anon

>>35797308
if I was someone who could just make befriend passersby I would probably do it somewhere I'm likely to actually see other people, ya know? I just think saying it's a good or even likely way to make connections is misleading.

Because I don't have the gear or access to /out/ and I don't want to be shot because of trespassing.

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>>35797582
If you go somewhere relatively popular to hike, you'll see dozens of other people.

Since you're both hiking you instantly have something to talk about. The trail, how the weather is today, where the next trail goes, anywhere else around to hike, where's the best place to eat after a day hike around here. Ect ect

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>>35797650
There's public land everywhere anon, just gotta find it. It's not hard to find either.

Gear to go out? You mean shoes and clothes? That's literally all you need to head to a state Park and hike a trail. Grab a backpack and put in 2 bottles of water, a snack, your phone, and just hike. Take pics, chill out, go for a dip in a stream. It's all good.

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i fukken adore heading out to the woods to camp with some m8s, drinking and toking like degenerates

generally a couple of us will take care of the actual work involved in setting up and maintaining camp, but i don't fucking mind at all, shit's dank

too bad i work 40+ hrs a week and am a fulltime student so i get to do exactly nothing fun

>>35797452
boy, i sure did love seeing the antics of anon and YEEAAAH BUDDY when they were posted. good shit m8

>>35797452
>>35797452
I remember that story, can someone post it? Yeeeeeeeeeahhh buddy

/out/, /r9k/ and /lit/ is the perfect robot trifecta

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>>35797748
Would be epic if he showed up here

hey anyone want to go camping??

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>>35797812
I'll go anon... your area code?

>>35797812
as long as you dont hit me in the head with that newspaper

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I've actually thought of just leaving everything and heading out into the mountains. I even have things packed and ready to go at a moments notice.

Do you want to go camping anon and do you tell people when you wake up with a greasy sore anus?
Do you still want to go camping anon?

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>>35798032
Post your gear list

>>35798032
>>35798149
I don't have any gear and haven't been /out/ but I've thought about this desu, going out and spending time alone in the wilderness.

What are some skills and gear/knowledge I should learn and get to not die in the middle of nowhere?

>>35797939
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>>35798009
ha I think get it

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>>35796930
Mainly cause I don't get a big enough dopamine flow from my brain to when being active to justify the social anxiety I feel by going out.

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>>35798198
Well first off you can come to /out/ to ask questions and gain some knowledge.

But start small. Don't think you're going to go innawoods and surTHRIVE.

Camping isn't a survival show. It's about having fun and being comfortable.

Start by getting good shoes and day hiking. Hit up a state Park and check it out. It's super easy.

From there, learn about car camping, /out/ can help. If you love it that much you can move on to backpacking, but baby steps first.

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>>35798284
So why not just hike alone? Get some solitude, gain perspective.

>>35798328
Anon do you know any good places in Texas (or any southern states) to backpack around? Currently live in Ohio but due to a fire I have less house then previously. My rv is fine so while I love out of that, I'm planning a trip around a few states this spring/summer. Would love any ideas of places to travel (aside from popular touristy areas and city's, obviously. Anywhere beautiful with low amount of people)

>>35797244
That trail looks serene

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>>35798426
Loyalsock Trail in Central PA. It's beautiful. I took that picture this past summer on an overnight trip.

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>>35798417
I'm not familiar with that area ad I'm from the northeast usa.

Here is my RV though fellow glamper.

>>35796930
Because it's deadly hot here and all I want is some damn snow. I do go outside during the winter sometimes but there's nothing interesting to do. I've tried looking for some comfy place where I can be alone outside, but it's either far away or infested with normies. (I obviously can't go to any interesting places since I don't know how to drive.)

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>>35798543
Where do you live anon? Make sure you st as you hydrated.

>>35796930
My country's literally flooded to death right now. These floods will also bring bugs in the future. I hate bugs. I'm physically weak and not too well-off as to get a car or any other means of private transportation through which to carry camping supplies. Hiking is dangerous and I don't know anybody who does it, so I can get no reliable advice. What little life I have, I have online, so if I were to go outside, I'd lose even that.

I don't think you get it, but to a robot like me, going outside might as well be a suicide attempt.

>>35798598
AZ. I stay hydrated at home, but it's not possible outside without buying a water pack or something, so I can't go too far from sources of water (the city).

There's a lot of people that going 'out' would require a trip since not everyone lives near a nice forest, lake, or some other natural paradise. I go out quite often, but I live in a rural area. If I lived within a city, I'd likely never go out into nature because I wouldn't feel like taking the time. It's also no fun once the weather reaches almost 100 degrees and there's a 98+% humidity index.

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>>35798611
What country? Hiking isn't all that dangerous. Driving a car is statistically much more dangerous.

>>35798149
i gotta be honest i don't have much
a bit of food, some medical supplies, some lighters, a few things i think might come in handy, some hygiene stuff, a knife and that's about it.
Not nearly enough to survive long term but that's not really the goal i suppose

>>35798694
Even a largest cities can have surprising wilderness areas close by.

Take NYC for example. You can literally take a train right to the appalachian trail, do a day hike, and ride the train back to Manhattan.

>>35798731
Is it a 5-10 minute train ride? That's how long it takes for me to be in the national forest

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>>35798731
Forgot a pic, comfy tent pic that is

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>>35798763
From Grand Central it's about a 2 hour train ride.

>>35796930
/b/tard here. I once traveled to your far away land of /out/. Learned of a very elusive creature called Bigdick. Now recently am residing here in /r9k/ learning ways of the robot. Reminds me of home, except with less cancer. Soon enough I might find myself in another land.

>>35798696
Peru.
Driving a car is dangerous. Hiking is also dangerous. That's why I don't do any of both.

Almost all of my country is taken by man, anyways. What little "outdoors" there is is either expensive to get into or really run down and very displeasing to be at.

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>>35798885
But dat machu picchu?

>>35798818
/b/tard, I rejoice of hearing about your travel. When I was a young newfag I did the same thing, only that there was no /out/, instead I did my time on /a/ and /sci/. Traveled all boards, though, and when I found myself tired and homesick, this place became my new home.
It's been 5 years since I arrived at this site and I don't visit as much as I once did. I'm not sure what the chan means nowadays that sites like this are more common and prevalent, but in any case your missive fills me with nostalgia and satisfaction for a journey well traveled.
May your threads be eventful and your knowledge increased tenfold.

>>35798804
isn't that brand name "outdoor" food more expensive than just packing a regular lunch?

>>35798952
see
>expensive
Machu Picchu costs like 200$ a visit (no transportation fares included), and that's for foreigners. Locals have to pay even more because... I don't even know why, actually. Granted, you can sneak in but it's becoming harder in the last years.

What the hell do you think a third-world country focused on tourism is like? Of course they're going to milk it for all it's worth.

Enjoy your outdoors for me. I was not made for that kind of life. Hope you find better luck with other anons.

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>>35798976
Yes, it's more expensive, but it's convenient.

Packing a regular lunch weighs a lot. A mountain house meal is dehydrated, and weighs next to nothing. You add hot water and in a few minutes it's done. It tastes good, and there's no clean up since it cooks in the bag.

You can dehydrate your own stuff, or carry other cheaper dehydrated meals, but in terms of convenience, those mountain house meals are the bomb.

Pic related to boil water.

I get them all the time as gifts anyways.

I like going outside, but physical and mental deficiencies keep me inside far too much. Between paranoia and anxiety, and lethargy and soreness, it can be a struggle. Sometimes I'll hear and see shit that isn't there and my heart will start racing, sometimes I can go for a 3 AM nightwalk without a problem. Sometimes I can chop down a tree or walk 20 kilometers, sometimes I'm too tired to haul my ass out of bed.

I'm kind of hoping to take a weekend to do drugs in the middle of nowhere at some point, but I want to find a friend to go with.

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>>35796930
All my hobbies are solitary outdoor activities. Gardening, fishing and sometimes biking/camping.

>>35798969
Thanks anon. And Godspeed fellow adventurer.