>helicopter's been flying around close to house for 2

>>35800385
You should stop being a filthy commie

>>35800385
go say hi, dont be shy

>>35800385
I feel ya op, but deep breaths, they ain't coming for u.

>>35800385
Fum fact, even hinting at any child stuff can be used against you to storm ur pc, atleast it can in canada. I had my phone taken from police for making cp jokes in a kik group...... i got off innocent cuz i didnt save like a degenerate.

>>35800435
This, we're not coming for you anon, keep it.

>>35800450
>mfw when a few years a go I made a joke about going

>>35800475
Its too late for you, delete everything and run kill yourself if possible

>one time I d-di-


Oh fuc-

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>>35800475
>mfw when a few years a go I made a joke about going to jail if it meant I got to fuck this qt 16 year old piece of ass
>mfw I was living in canuckintan I would have really been sent to jail

>>35800503
Only if someone rattee on you, everything is logged but nothing is actually monitored unless its given a reason to monitor you

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>>35800516
>mfw I'm being monitored.
someone must have ratted on me

>>35800544
Sorry your a sick robot so i reported you last post, say hi to tyrone teehee~

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>>35800450
>tfw imagining police searching my computer and having to go through a collection of hentai and /pol/ info-graphs

>>35800575
I tried to become a police officer and failed the vision test, which was good because the polygraph scared the crap out of me

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Come find me fbi, I'm behind 7 proxies

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>>35800601
kek'd dunno if they could even take your ass to jail anon.

>>35800450
Wait that really fucking happened. Like people far away from you reported it and the local police came and took your phone??

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>>35800385
I deleted the folder many months ago out of paranoia and deleted my history. But I am scared as fuck that I forgot to delete something.
I am on the edge of getting an entirely new laptop.

I hate the new internet. So many fucking retards like >>35800852 over here. It was better back before smartphones made the internet a place for normies.

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>>35801110
>mfw I have bought 3 laptops over the past 2 years
>mfw I have changed my ISP twice
>mfw I have changed my phone company 3 times
>mfw I have gone through 3 new smart phones over the past 2 years
>mfw I'm still being monitored

I mean I just don't give a fuck at this point anymore.

>>35800852
DBAN it and install windows 10 iso again. You are competent right?

>>35800385

Does anyone find the sound of aircraft to be comfy, especially at night time when you're in bed?

I love hearing a plane fly by on a mild summer night while I'm lying in bed.

>>35801142

All this so you can look at pictures of naked children like a sick fuck

>>35801225
I like looking up the flashing lights of the planes and wondering where they're going.

>tfw you'll never travel

>>35801265

Yeah I love that too. I like looking at the night sky in general. If I see a star at night I can just stare at it.

Rly makes me think knowing the light hitting my eye left that star before I was even born.

>>35801263
>implying
actually have a qt 8/10 thiccc grill monitoring my every move online, who I wanted to shake off, bu couldn't she is tenacious as hell.

Y'all niggas need Gentoo.

>>35801110
The internet was a place for normies long before smartphones, you just weren't born yet. You should seriously kill yourself, you obnoxious piece of shit.

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>>35800385
go on, anon, tell us more about the content in this folder

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>>35801938
it's absolutely stuffed full of embarrassing autistic giantess content

>>35802130
does she eat him eventually?

>>35802130
they dont care. only child shit is illegal.

>>35800385
Put it on a flash drive then up the anus

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>>35800385
>downloading pr0n

just why? i dont see any upsides

>>35800503
The age of consent is 16 in Canada you legitimate retard

>>35801193
>windows 10
have you learned nothing from /g/

>>35803819
>Don't have to search
>Higher quality
>Seeking is actually possible without haivng to stop jerking