>skater girl slut at the skatepark asked me what name was

>>35816684
maybe not a gf, maybe just a friend

patience is key, anon

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watch out anon

>>35816684
>skater girl slut
yeah, sure, you're going to get a 'gf'

also how is the year 2002

>>35817444

Stop discriminating against oldfags.

>>35817458
What are you going to do about it Gramps? Spray me with a hose?

>>35817530

Yes.
Get off my lawn or I'll spray you with my hose and run you over with the lawn mower you little bastard.

>>35816684
>>skater girl slut at the skatepark
>at the skatepark
Are you 12 years old?

>>35817624
nah, just a free spirit unlike some people

>>35816684
>A-am I about to get a gf?
Nah nigga, she just needs a name to go with the funny story at your expense shes going to tell her friends....

>go to skatepark
>three people already there: two guys and a girl
>i roll up and start throwing down
>kickflip b/s smith
>fakie varial kickflip -> fakie manual -> tre out
>guy yells "hey, [girl's name] wants to give you her number"
>girl: "eww, no, he's too tall"
;_;