AHHHHH! After 10 thousand years I'm FREEEE! It's time

>>35816816
Get the hell back in your hole, Rita.

>>35816816
Pls dont sit on my face and ride my dick :(

We're sorry, Asian milf Rita. You've been replaced by some dumb slut in a shitty flick now.

>>35816851

I'm still going to watch it. I love that shit back when I was a kid. Even the silly action scenes they had. Always wanted to kick the shit out of putties en masse. I don't care if it's shit, i'm gonna watch it and probably enjoy it. Fuck you nostalgia.

>>35816816
you can take over my dick Bandora

>>35816915
I just don't think I can bring myself to see it. I expect it to be terrible and then I'd be sad. Plus I'd be in a children's film. It's going to be horrible, I just know it. All full of dire quips and little to no wild gesticulating in costumes.

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Machiko Soga was a stone cold fox back in the day

>>35816816
Remember the days when boys TV shows would show females as the villains?

Maybe that's why we love traps so much

>>35816816

Women were actually very well represented in western film back in the day.

I'm not sure what SJWs are complaining about tbqh.

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NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE THE POWER RANGERS AND OUR NEW FRIEND HAROLD SHIPMAN!
SI- AYAAAA!

>>35817065
Most of the villains were still men tho

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>>35816816

Not so fast Rita! /r9k/ is a bastion for the autistic and I won't let you harm them, so you'll have to go through me first!

>>35816990
If you take off your nostalgia glasses you'll realise how shitty the show was in the first place

>>35816990
>little to no wild gesticulating in costumes
There's an okay amount in the third act (Elizabeth Banks really cheeses the fuck out) but really it's more like a character study than anything.

Also you don't see the Megazord transformation. They're launched into some hell-pit, hold on to each other and there's a couple blurry shots of things connecting before it rises out of the pit.

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>>35817065
what about hot women fucking monsters, or turning into monsters themselves

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>>35817107

I remember when I was an autist.. You'll have to get past me too!

>>35816990

Yeah it probably is gonna be utter shit, but I want to see my silly action sentai show get some modern upgrades to the action, because they finally have the tech to do giant monster/mech battles right. The only really annoying thing I can see is the fucking robot. He was shit in the show, a flailing tard failure, and now he's going to be a quipping queer flinging his catty shit remarks all over the rangers who have no idea what they're doing at first. I already hate him just from the previews. I don't plan on seeing it n a theatre, i'll just wait for the dvd rip in a few months when it fails and nobody wants to touch it again.

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Where did my childhood go? Right in the feels. I loved this shit when I was a kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3w7CTpNH-E

>>35817144
I'm glad at least someone plays it cheesy. It's meant to be silly fun so the more scenery chewing the better. Sad to hear about the megazord.

>>35817129
N-no Jason was cool and you could tell he was a badass maverick because he had a ponytail. I was always the Green Ranger. The Dragon-Megazord and Ultrazord fusions were the hypest shit ever. Tank mode episodes were always a disappointment though.

>>35817144
Is the Green Ranger/ Dragonzord in it?

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>>35817164

You'll have to get through all of us, together!

Yeah, let's do this guys!

>>35817199
tommy is an after movie teaser... they say his name and show his stuff that's it

>>35817223
>35817065
Yeah Tommy not Jason, fuck me and my stupid memory. I might see the sequel for him if it ever happens then. On some level, those sentai shows must have been the gateway to weebery.

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>>35817218

Guys I'll take care of the Cancer Rita is using to try and take over 4chan. Everyone else go get Rita!

>>35817278
jason is tommys real name, so you got it right

>>35817303

Your memes from Reddit and Facebook don't have any effect on me Normie! This is for ironic memes! Hiya!

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Don't worry robots, blackbot ranger here! SPD, Emergency!

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>>35817364

forgot the fucking picture

>tfw

Original series, ninja and shogun were good. After that it can just fuck off. Masked Rider was decent too.

>>35817405
Remember when they were turned into kids and they still beat up the putties because of those stupid fucking 'punch me' targets on their chests? Terrible design Rita.
I got one of my first boners imagining being gianted by Rita and then having all the zords (barring the T-rex) clamp painfully onto my limbs, 'fusing' with me. I was a weird kid I guess

>>35817199
>Jason
>ponytail

That's Tommy.

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>>35817405

Alright Rita it's time to go! We've finally got your cornered! There's no more running, give up your shit posting! Let's get her!

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>>35817613

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice try Power-VIRGINS! You really think I would let you catch me this easily?

I didn't remember her much before I rewatched the twitch marathon, but I fell in love at first sight with Scorpina desu

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>>35817613
Hahah, here's some boipucci to distract you, Billy!

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>>35817732

Take this!

YOU'RE A WHITE MALE! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF HITTING A WOMAN! IT'S BECAUSE OF MEN LIKE YOU WE'RE AT LEAST 10 YEARS BEHIND!

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>>35817912

But I'm not! Don't you see you're only hurting yourself by acting like this! Rita is using you man, wake up to her spell!

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>>35818013

YOU'RE JUST AN UNCLE TOM! RACE TRAITOR, LOOK AT YOUR PEOPLE STRUGGLING, CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE THE ONES TRYING TO HELP YOU?!

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>>35818056

Black: She's too much for me dawg, I don't know wot to stand against her...

Green: It's alright, I think Kimberly and Trini have this one covered

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>>35818176

Pink: You have to stop, people aren't going to respect you because you go around shouting SJW rhetoric

Yellow: Look at us we get paid as much as the other rangers because we work just as hard as they do, you're just ignoring the facts because you want to be a part of a movement, it's time to stop!

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>>35818366

Y-you're just o-opressed by the patriarchy.. You're just brainwashed BY THE MEDIA! URAAAUUGGH, what's happening to me? I'M CHANGING! I'MMM CHHAANNNGGIIINNNGGG FORM?

>>35817370
Myyy sjiitttt.
tfw as happy as I was for a black red ranger I thought bridge was cooler

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>>35818441

Pink: Quick let's finish it off while it's transitioning, it'll be at it's weakest now!

Yellow: Yeah, you're right!

Together: The gender pay gap is a myth! Men are underrepresented in family court! Your mother never loved you! Hillary Clinton was an awful presidential candidate!

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>>35818606

We did it guys, we stopped the SJW, now it's time we really took care of Rita!

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>>35818750

HAHAHAHAHA, I don't think so POWER-VIRGINS! The fight's not ever yet!

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>>35818872
yea gurl, we wuz queenz

Rita is MILF

Is anybody else reading this thread? I know it's the same guy replying to himself but it's a bretty good story.
Had a good laugh thanks anon 8/10

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>>35818872
Not so fast Rita, looks like it's time to go Zeo. Zeo Ranger IV, Green!

Anyone else remember how the Putty's got a lot stronger every new season?

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H-hey guys! Y-you need help fighting this evil? can we help?

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>>35821271
Of course, we've already got Billy, why not have a few more book-smart guys? If you want, I can teach you some karate too, just stop by Ernie's place.

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>>35821651
H-hey! screw you jerk, i'll have you know our stunt doubles practice regularly at Tao's Dojo! I-im telling the Professor you're all Dicks

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Rangers! I have arrived to back you up, white ranger here!

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>>35821874
EVERYONE IS DEAD!! it's only us bettleborgs

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>>35821724
Why are you guys so weird? God, honestly just leave already you're making me uncomfortable.

>>35817856
Underrated.

kys you tranny faggot [\spoiler]

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>>35821899
The other rangers failed to stop Rita? It's up to us to try and finish her! We can't let her win, the Rangers managed to stop Ivan Ooze so we can manage this!

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>>35822073
Dang it! Rita must have gotten them too, I only have one option left! I have to go Super Dino Mode!

If only the other Dino rangers were here!

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You're all Pathetic!! go eat each other out, someone fuck you're teenagers for fucks sake!

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>>35822327
Rita you will pay for this! The only pne getting fucked will be you when I defeat you!

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>>35822423
compensateing for your tiny peepee with all those spikes, or are you just an edgy teenager with issues?

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>>35816816
Get back to the bunker zipperhead the war is already over, you should've come 70 years ago and help me attack the USSR

>>35816816
>when an oldfaggot posts
I thought it was the new bees that were supposed to be retarded shitposters.

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>>35822470
Your attempts at demoralizing me do nothing, Rita. Yellow ranger loved my asian dick!

You can't be allowed to survive, not while at least one ranger stands! I swear on my parents and my adoptive father that I will stop you!

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>>35822602
HAHA POWER LOSER! i ate your family and the yellow ranger was a post-op tranny with genital herpes! your crotch will burn like my fire breath soon

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>>35822675
I can't afford to lose, Stegozord I need you!

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>>35822848
No Way Power Douchebag! i have a Random japanese child and will totally have sex with him and totally get you arrested for watching! You pervert!

>>35822848
I've had a three-way with Squatt and Baboo! so you know i'll do it!!

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>>35822982
forgotpickfuckyourangerassholes

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>>35822918
Not so fast, Zeltrax knows you created Tommy to be a ranger! If it weren't for you Tommy never would have been around causing him to be turned into a cyborg! You can't send a cyborg to jail for watching!

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>>35823015
GAH! Foiled by international law!

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well i'm out of budget and this script is trash, i quit

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>>35823116
At least we didnt have to deal with the autismborgs.
>>35821899