ITT autistic things you do >put on my older sister's

>>35816708
>pretend to be on my phone because I don't know what to do with my hands
what do I win

>>35816708
>pose and look at my shadows (usually with a nerf gun)
I just fucking like shadows okay

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>>35816721
Even normies do that. Everybody is a slave to their phones.

>Play pretend.
Pretend to be a badass soilder from the future with a suit of armour similar to halo or iron man. That or I pretend I'm a wizard from harry potter in a magical firefight.

>>35816721
>not faking a phone conversation with yourself to try and not "stand out" after pulling out your phone for the 5th time in under a minute

A challenger appears

Also from my hall of fame:

>can't expose my back to an open door or hallway for too long otherwise I start feeling incredibly vulnerable, need to stand at an angle so I can keep an eye on the empty space JUST IN CASE

>make entire movies or universes in my head when I listen to music, and either pace like OP or simply move my hands and pretend I am doing whatever it is I'm doing in my head

>depending on how intensely I'm feeling the music, either tear up or start shaking uncontrollably for literally no reason

>hear multiple voices in my head belittling everything I do until I explode into a rage that I need to burn off before continuing whatever I was doing otherwise I WILL try to break it

>think over things that embarrassed or annoyed me from years ago, rethink my responses, and actually speak them out loud

>get sudden, maniac desires for massive doses of adrenaline and do the stupidest shit to satisfy the need (hang off moving trains, run through oncoming traffic, move as fast as I can with whatever vehicle I have in my possession, utterly destroy something for the fun of it, etc) until it wears off

ALL ABOARD I WANT TO DIE

>>35816838
That's inherently non-autistic. Autists don't play pretend like normal people do. It's a key factor psychologists test for when diagnosing it

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>>35817179
That makes sense desu I suspect I may be severely autistic and I never play pretend. I just can't seem to get into it.

>>35816708
>>tired almost all the time, but every now and then I am overcome with this manic energy and feel really powerful and imagine I am a superhuman demigod

Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee. same

>*puts on diaper*
>*pees
feels good anons