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You're a gayIord.

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>tfw winters back

>>35941320
Says the tripfaget

How come there aren't any gaybots in Melbourne? We're like the gayest city surely there's gotta be some?

>>35941560
>Implying there isn't

Gaybots are everywhere senpai, but good lucking getting them out of hiding to meet up with you.

>>35941677
Can't find anything other than twinks and traps God damn I'm looking for dudes not 1/2 girls

>>35941695

I personally don't mind boyish twinks that aren't too feminine, in addition to chubs and the like.

I am with you though, trap's gross me out sm.

Stats?

Who /unimelb/?

>tfw uni becomes more liberal each day
>tfw politics nuthead in every tute, even in non social science related subjects

>>35941797
Vic Uni first year.

Holy shit is everything going to revolve around Trump and privilege like seriously I'm doing teaching not fem dance therapy

>>35941755
I'm 5'7 and 19 I'm too short for being top and too tall to twink.

>>35941292
get out of my country fagget

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4:30 in the arvo, sinkin some mangoes, who else /feelinalright/ here?

>>35941292
>how are my fellow dysfunctional robots?
Tried to hang myself after being reject by a OKcupid date because of my height will try again soon

>>35942447

how did you fail?

did she really say it was because of your height?

>>35941825
The Trump rallies are nuts. Like anyone gives a shit what a bunch of Australian SJWs think.

>>35942622
Yep straight saw me said "no offense you're too short" and left right at the very start. The rope snapped.

>>35942651

and how tall are you?

you have to respect her honesty at least.

don't try and kill yourself, just drink a ton tonight and pick and reassess tomorrow. you'll be fine.

>>35942651
How short are you? Did you have to use a ladder to hang yourself?

wheres the fuckin discord m8si lost the invite

>>35942068
No blax aloud

>>35942710
Banned

(Originale)

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1st for tone

Australians are human garbage. Drive your utes up ur own asses you faggots

>>35942876
everyone is garbage, the most garbage people win

>>35942895

Traaaaash people, Traaaaash people

Are girls allowed in the discord or only traps?

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>tfw stuck waiting for an acceptable time to start drinking

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how is this shit dead?

are there really that few ausbots left?

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>>35942980
either way you have to have lunch with the owner
traps get orbited
girls get run out

>>35943606
>ausbots
there are still plenty we just aren't fucking queers like most of the posters in this thread.

>>35943606
>Still no discordfags allowed edition
There went 90% of the posters because they couldn't bring discord server wars bullshit here and there's no reason to post in the thread when you're already in a group with 100 people

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>Ausbot in most bogan state
>very conservative
>all friends are at least mildly homophobic

>tfw bi
Feels fucking bad man, why does god like his retarded jokes so much?

post the fucking discord invite roko u fuck

>>35944049
I hate all you disgusting faggots so much because your faggotry is all that exists to you these days, keep your gay shit to yourself and maybe it wouldn't be such an issue.

>>35944049
>bi
>doesn't have a bf
>complaining about being a faggot when it currently causes you absolutely no problems

Wow I wonder why people hate faggots

ausbot don't exist. at best we have some cyborgs, but most """""""ausbots"""""""" here are just failed normies, poofters, chadposters from /soc/ or discord fags shilling their aol chat room.

make sure you add ausbot to your filter for a better browsing experience.

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>>35944381

well then what are you cunt?

the one and only special snowflake?

>>35944381
stop pretending you know anything youngfag

>>35944560
Anythings better than the shit that floats around in the Discords

25 m QLD

sup ausbots

Going slightly mental from a crush I have on a girl at uni. Cant go more than an hour without thinking about her.

She is just so... nice. And warm. And lovely.

and what kind of man in his mid 20s has crushes? The fuck. I must be broken.

Maybe I am a robot...

>>35944115
I do though senpai, no one knows I am bi other than a few randos who sucked my cock.

>>35944121
>isolated by family, friends, aquaintances
>lumped together with purple-haired demigendered xeings
>hated by large portions of the population

Heh, yeah, I guess when you put it like that it doesn't really cause me any problems.


Also, Liam, from Somerset, if you are in here I hope you are doing well bud.

>>35944706
>isolated by family, friends, aquaintances
Cross that bridge when you actually get a bf, if you ever get one because you're bi, not gay

>lumped together with purple-haired demigendered xeings
>hated by large portions of the population
Both can be solved by not being a fucking faggot and just being gay

>6'7"
>tfw no short gf
I would settle for some dumb chinese girl at this point.
Why are all our women so tall?

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>>35944725
>cross that bridge
Nigro, if anyone even gets a slight indication I am this way, I'm fucked as far as my current relationships go. I don't see how being known as a bisexual is a gradual transition you make AFTER going through the tedium of finding a partner.

>just being gay
I'm bi, and as soon as anyone hears/sees/percieves evidence of such, I will automatically be linked to images of transexuals in their 50s attacking young men in public because they misgendered their dog, because that is what being homosexual entails in the minds of the masses.

>>35944742

what the fuck are you talking about.

6 foot 7 is freak tier desu

>>35944706
stop talking about your faggotry, go to /lgbt/. I hope you get aids

>>35944791

its probably a bigger deal in your head than anyone elses.

>>35944791
Read >>35944817
You're blowing this way out of proportion, like your a kike in 1940.
This is coming from a guy who's bi and has a dad who talked about how him and his friends would go "faggot bashin" back when he was younger

>>35944817
go back to redd it you 90's born queer

>>35944806
Cool thing is, I would then give it to your wife/mother.

>>35944817
Almost certainly not fampai, everyone I know votes Katter.

>>35944675
besides talking like a female nigger you sound like a normalfag

>>35944800
Exactly, i'm a freak.
No gf ever

>>35944861

where are you from exactly?

must be like north QLD or some shit.

>>35944861
my mums dead and i'm a robot so you're out of luck faggot

>>35944894
why don't you go and facebook that "crush" of yours normalfag

>>35944894
Bingo.

>>35944898
Welp, then I hope you are one of the people my cinema needles get.

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>>35944898
>>35944917
>>35944884
>>35944846
>>35944806

samefag btfo.

hiding something?

>>35944919
i don't go to the cinema either anon, you'll never get me.

>>35944973
i don't think ive been btfo at all anon, i'm just really sick of faggotry and people talking like niggers and babies.

>>35945017

just calm down dude.

no ones out to get you.

you can talk to me if you want.

>>35945053
why do all of your posts sound like they're being made by a teenager from the 90s?

>>35945068

how do you even know what teenagers from the 90s would have posted like?

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>>35942710
>>35942980
>>35944069
roko here, i'll post the discord link when all the normies are asleep

>>35945097
because I was a teenager in the 90's. why don't you stay on reddit with the rest of the kids anon?

>spent a year in australia
>came home to shitfest country

i miss you cunts and your loose as fuck women

>>35945226

Where are you from?

Did you fuck any of our women? What exactly did you think of them?

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>>35945226
what cunt are you from?

>>35945267
shut the fuck up anon, you're upsetting me.

>>35945267
london mate. yeah a few, they're SSS tier my dude, hippy types that just want free love are the one.

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>>35945306
taking a gander at tinder disgusts me desu honest 2bh

>>35945327
the worst was the types who wore australia tshirts with glittery font, couldn't bring myself to go there

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>>35945144

just link it cunt im so alone

t. wrist_cutter_

>>35945406
ok lol
https://discord.gg/be2NdfH

>>35941339
Better than summer

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>>35945369
Yeah Australian sluts barely even seem to be human, or atleast they're just the same person but I wouldn't bag them for being patriotic and bogan culture is pretty funny anyway.

Where you're at you'd probably get put in the lockup for wearing an England shirt when cctv catches you and sends in sharia patrol.

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>>35945443
>when you're finally acclimated to summer and now its winter again

>>35945450
hell yeah dude i loved it, my nextdoor neighbour was some mental meth addict who did burnouts in his car listening to iron maiden for a bit. top bloke.

i can't even hang an england flag off my balcony where im living now, its insensitive apparently.

>>35945498
shut up you dumb fuck

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>>35945498
Nice, its great when foreigners in Australia understand our ways. There's usually a few English cunts around work, good blokes. I just hope the UK gets better

What city did you stay in?

>>35945465
Right? Literally was 5 degrees here when I woke up when it's been hot as fuck all week.
Days are still pretty warm though.

>>35945644
i travelled the east cost, spent most of my time in qld and nsw. preferred qld desu, gold coast was sick.

>>35945640
keep it up mate and ill slide tackle your little brother you dickhead

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>>35945679
>5 degrees

>>35945695
Good post cause I was really just trying to have you say QLD>NSW>VIC

Meme City is the jewel of the Earth

>>35941292
Was that the guy who threw the original project-x party?

>>35945774
Corey Worthington, yes.

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>>35945226
>he put his dick in she'la
I hope you got yourself tested

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Best mass produced piss?
hope you don't just drink spirits mixed with coke and still call yourself Australian

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>tfw only have tafe two days a week
>get to spend the rest of the week playing vidya and getting /fit/
Feels pretty good m8s

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>>35945974
What do jobless cunts do at tafe?

>>35944884
lol, how do I talk like a female nigger? I just type the words as they come into my mind and I'm white as fuck.

>>35941797
yeah brah what do you study?

>>35945992
"study" and think about how I should probably have a job by now. Its hard to give up this comfy life though and having a job would probably cause me to procrastinate on my work even more than I already do.

>>35945933

the red coopers desu.

a smoothing tasting beer with 1.7 standards in it.

18$ for a 6er, good shit.

>>35946063
YOU were who Keating was referring to. He was right.

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>>35946071
C'mon mate red coopers. If you cant drink it with your dad it's probably for poofs

>>35946063
No idea what sort of work you're trying to get but when my parents forced me to get a full-time job I adjusted eventually.

I definitely gave me a better ethic in my work and with my hobby horses as well but I never really had the comfy life in the first place. Can never tell if NEET fags are sincere when they talk about being comfy because I just bad the constant fog of depression and I got nothing done even though I had all the time in the world, and I started too hate video as well. I still do but its not 24/7 anymore.

>>35946013
so you've just soaked up so much nigger culture you mange to come off like you've just crawled out of the ghetto

>>35946193
lol the fuck? You sound like a fuckin nutcase dude.

>working through the 7.2 bullshit in wow. Got my QT dorf shaman back
>fallout 4 again here and there. War of the commonwealth mod has turned the game into a perpetual warzone
>ERP. wow or f-list as usual

life's still pretty good

>>35946228
>lol the fuck?
case in point youngfag, your niggerness is so ingrained it's second nature to you

>>35946242
I reckon I'd have turned over every stone and done 900+ hrs in new vegas but fallout 4 was the game that made me realise I just dont enjoy vidya anymore. Mostly the game is to blame it was pure garbo but it did make me realise how games aren't a new medium anymore and there isn't going to be anymore innovation, we are just gonna keep seeing the same gamplay mechanics, genres and franchises from now until we die

QT ausbots post BOIPUCCIES
>>35941560
there are anon, we just hide desu. Also ur weird for not liking twinks though, twinks are the best.

>>35946446
kill yourself you fucking faggot cunt.

>>35946316
This is the among the worst stages of robotism imo.

I can only play games now if I can fool myself into thinking it's worth my time (like selling drops for mad cash in csgo)

>>35946179

please tell me anon.

what should i be drinking?

>be in perth
>south africans and poms everywhere
>all i see on grindr is ugly nerds who refuse to man up and talk properly

fuck

>>35941339
>still get over 30 degrees every day
feels qld man

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>>35946583

>tfw tasmania

feels cozy bruh

>>35946560
fuck off poof, i bet your dad loves sucking cock as well

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>>35946602

how bored is this samefag.

what do you have like 30 posts in this thread?

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>>35941339

>"winter" in perth

Where are all the sheilas, Bros?

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>>35946554
I agree.

I arrived at this stage by playing way too much MMO over the past decade. It really burned me out, putting so much effort and time into one game, that I can't stop to appreciate other games, because I always feel like I should be progressing on my MMO instead of ""wasting time"". I know it's illogical, but starting new games is just so exhausting. Mainly when I play nowadays (less than 2 hours a week) I just do instant action battles in Star Wars Battlefront 2, a mindless activity to kill time. Truly a far cry from the 50+ hours a week I used to do every week. Guess it's time to move on.

>>35946624
why don't you stay on reddit instead of coming here and outing yourself a retarded, gay child?

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>>35946554
I fucking hate it so much, I'm not sure if I can ever come back. It was probably my only real release from the real world but for instance now ive been thinking about playing silent hill 2 for the last 2 days but I cant even summon the will power to do it.
The only thing I do now is tend to the borders of my EU4 empires like zen gardens but that's pretty dire.

>>35946560
Always the best working class beer from your state.
QLD = Great Northern

>>35946316
Deal with it. I found new vegas fairly compelling. I enjoyed running around the desert as a man-eating murderous Mexican with strong ties to the local raider populations, an accidental feud with the legion and on every NCR kill-list between here and new vegas proper. But 4 Looks and runs better in addition to having more functional mods at this point.

I'd play NV in the 4 engine. But on the other hand, why am I explaining anything to another current gen crybaby?

>>35946581
>be perth boy
>go to melbourne for f1 weekend
>stay at a place near chapel st
>see almost no black people (wtf)
>see shitloads of hot chicks, really puts perth to shame
>rich whites all hoon around in supercars instead of being shitters, like in perth
>didn't get threatened with gutting for making eye contact at the wrong moment, like I have in perth
>went on my first date

fucking melbourne

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>>35946656

i cant believe you are still here, its actually hilarious

i feel like you are a friend of mine at this point.

how has your night been?

the idea of judging people on any superficial quality and not the quality of their character sickens me
i'd date a nice girl with a unibrow and employ a weird looking smart guy
but ethnic tribalism and a homogeneous society are necessary for any nation state to preserve it's interests and security on the global stage
economic globalism is a mistake and multiculturalism is planned and conscious genocide
what they do is bring in the immigrants en masse
then they turn them against you by calling you a racist
they provide the immigrants with welfare while your pensions are vanishing and then tax them out of the job market to ensure they'll take the check
you're effectively a slave and if you say fuck it and quit your job, you'll get the same check and join the fight against your own people
the immigrants will hate you because they believe you're the boogie man they see in the media but your police will do nothing to stop the assaults and sexual assaults they inflict on you
they called you a rapist, denied you jobs and educational opportunities, they corrupted your education system beyond redemption, turned your media into a propaganda machine, made your streets unsafe, your hospitals ineffective, your cops neutered or disaffected, they banned your jokes, censored your speech, and they made your own women hate you
the leaders in your public and private sector sold off every single avenue of their influence to people with foreign interests with absolutely no concern what so ever for how that may effect you or your children's future
these people are unbelievably sick and nothing they are doing is considered illegal or morally wrong and they paid good money to do it to all the right people
no one's going to stop them for you
anyone with a platform who tries is labelled a bigot and loses their voice
you need to join the fight or the fight does not exist
be proud of your heritage and fight to retain it
if you don't it will be erased forever

>>35946710
>>see almost no black people (wtf)
This seems unlikely but why the fuck would you complain about it?

>>35946581
Nerds on grindr is a blessing, all I see here are fucking normies and chats. All I want is a cute shy robot boy to beg for my cum shyly while blushing and hiding his face

>>35946735
I hope one of them cuts your throat you sick fuck.

>>35946710
>>35946733
shit, meant it as a state of disbelief type way, not a complaint

>>35946750
Me too, that would be hot as fuck, as longas they fuck my corpse and breed me afterwards

>>35946689
>But 4 Looks and runs better
That's about all that can be said for f4. They tried so hard to make a game for everyone (or for the casual audience) and just made a jack of all trades master of none shitter.
Whats worse is that they removed and dialed back the core elements of fallout, the story, and the rpg mechanics. All of the previous main titles in the series are miles better and that includes 3.

AAA is dead

*Captcha said petrol station instead of gas station, good lad

Is 4+4chan aus down? Not that I want to draw any attention to that piece of shit hole

Need a new chan board for aussies

>>35947377
just use the discord bro

>>35942679
5'5" it hurts man
>you have to respect her honesty at least.
I have locked dating because my height an girl get at my age will be a used up whore.

>>35947828
locked out of dating because of my height any girl I get at my age will be a used up whore.

>>35946719

literally the same lines recycled for 3 hours now.

fierce autism.

LET ME GUESS, I SHOULD >>>/reddit/ & chokeondix.

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rip lads, le finale cigarillo.

:((( send prayers

>>35948124

>bond street blue
>blue

why

jps red master race reporting in.

>>35948165

>virtually the same cigarette

desu this is just a packet ive had lying around; I'm actually smoking the new Longbeach Moments: "West Coast Blend".

>>35948124
buy rollies dude they go forever

>>35947377
>using 8c han for anything beyond cuteboys
what are you, a faggot?

>>35948187

its just once you smoke reds man.

you just cant smoke anything else.

blues just dont cut it.