First fight thread

>>35941662
nice shoes dutch boy

>>35941688
Nothing wrong with my shoes faggot.

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>be me
>13
>some kid took my pen
>try to take it from him
>he says it's his
>it escalates
>he fucks me up
>I break down crying
>he keeps the pen
>he and his friends bullied me on the regular for a couple years
>mfw I remember that part of my life

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>>35941662
Love your nostrils, getting plenty of oxygen for the fight it seems. An excellent strategy.

>>35941662
2011, I was drinking at a dance party I went to with my oneitis. Saw a guy sit next to her on the couch, and I got overwhelmed with jealousy, then anger. The booze was just enough to lower my inhibitions to the point where attacking seemed acceptable. Ran up, kicked guy in the face white he was sitting down next to her, and started swinging. One of my punches landed on his crown and fractured my hand, but fortunately it was broken up before he could proceed to kick my ass. Oneitis screamed and ran away

It definitely looked like I won the fight, even though I was hurt way worse. Oneitis no longer wanted to hang out with me because I was too scary ;_;

>>35941788
At least you didn't call me pizza everyone on this shitty board does.

>>35941752
>13
>I break down crying

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>be 7?
>recess
>girl who transfered into school a week ago corners me
>i am average 7 year old size but for some reason she's MUCH bigger than me
>big playground so teachers aren't able to see me
>tells me she wants to kiss me and "play with my weiner"
>tell her no
>she kisses me
>start to tear up
>she starts making meowing noises
>keeps holding her face like an inch from mine and darting in for kisses
>literally punch her in the solarplexus
>run
>she grabs my leg
>faceplant
>roll over
>she starts grabbing at me and trying to fuck me up
>somehow wriggle out of her clutches
>run the fuck away
>not even crying just fucking terrified
>kids and teachers notice the commotion
>she chases me towards them
>teachers stop us
>they ask us what's going on
>tell them exactly what she did
>she is crying
>denies it all
>get separated and sent inside for the rest of recess
>teacher comes with me
>get back into classroom
>teacher literally just asks "anon, were you lying back there?"
>wtf no
>"okay. i believe you. just try to avoid her, okay?"
>girl leaves the school a week later

>be 15
>used to fish underneath bridge near my house
>14 year old brother thinks it's funny to sneak up to side of bridge and piss down in front of my face
>he tries to do this most days I fish there
>one day hear him approaching
>turn to tell him to fuck off
>piss goes all over my face and into my mouth
>chase him back to house
>he suddenly turns and tries to tackle me
>punch him in the mouth and knock him out
>his braces cut my knuckle and finger to the bone
>go inside covered in piss and blood while brother lies moaning in the driveway

>first year of middle school
>peer pressure fight club in the bathroom
>some nigglet is fucking with me while I piss with a bunch of other nigs screeching behind me
>finishing pissing and tell him to fuck off
>he pushes me and all the niggers are egging him on
>punch his throat then push him and he hits his head on the sink really hard
>just walk out and go back to class
>stay paranoid the entire class because I did want to get suspending or anything
>the nigger went home early that day and said he slipped in the bathroom
>didn't get in trouble

I've never been in a proper fistfight
Sometime I have dreams where I throw punches but they do nothing