You got any funny dental stories ? I'll start >Be 20

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>>35941352
>me, maybe 9
>keep spitting in the dentists face

It wasn't even on purpose it was like my dumb nine year old self couldn't figure out to just breath through your nose.

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>>35942094
I do but not the way you think.
>be with gf
>chilling watching netflix alone in my apartment
>she has this fucking huge braces like pic related but to the 10th power
>hadn't gotten private with her
>she's kind of a prude, but idgaf because I love her
>"I'm doing this because I love you, anon"
>bends over and wipes my cock out
>starts sucking it
>feels good
>oh no
>oh no.png
>look down, see my pants covered with red
>her braces had pierced my glans from side to side
>had to get stitches
>she later told me she had forgotten that her braces were broken
>mfw

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>be 12 year old virgin
>priests dont count fuck you
>two roasties working on my teeth
>not actually dentists, more like assistants
>putting a coating on my teeth to prevent cavities
>its like a gun that puts a hardening enamel on top of molars
>one has the gun on one of my teeth for like three minutes while they maintain eye contact with each other talking about their weekend plans
>vibrations give me a boner
>one notices and makes a funny face
>I just act retarded and it works
>huge solid build up on my tooth, cant close my mouth properly, have to gnaw it down over a few weeks
>also falsely identify a cavity on a weird shaped tooth I have
>go back and dentist gets triggered that I dont actually have a cavity

That wasnt funny but that shit still annoys me after all these years

>>35941352
>take bf to dentist because his wisdom teeth were coming in compleatly sideways
>bf has to be put under
>all four get taken out in maybe 15 minutes, it's was incredable
>go to get him from the back, he's fucked up
>goofy, adorable and just kinda mumbling about everything
>dentist says he's gonna feel pain for only a week or so
> she's gonna give him a prescription of hydro
>bf does the "YES!" Hand thing, kind of like a fist pump but not, he's excited
>nurse doesn't react mucb but seemed to think it was funny
>they give him a whole months worth and refund us 150 bucks for paying It all up front
>on the way home he took out his gauze and started gagging and panicking because he thought he had unknowingly bitten off a huge piece of his cheek.
>he made me pull over and unfold the gauze to show him

>>35942176
Worth it though right ?

>>35942418
Fuck no, worst sex experience of my life, when I was gonna have sex with her I lost my boner because of those memories.

>>35942501
Did you came all the way through ?