That kid thread >That kid who huffed a bottle of body spray

>That one kid who got put into your group by the teacher and began talking about Pokemon and the one girl in the group left

>That gay kid who tried to commit suicide on Facebook after his dad made him cut his hair

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>those kids that think that are better than anyone, yet all they can talk about is cars and women.

> that kid that was a walking, talking cringefest.

> that kid that was actually nice to everyone, and everyone liked him, but he was always single.

>that kid that looks like Jesus
that was me. everyone calls me Jesus. Bless this thread.

>that quiet kid who suddenly got weirdly political during one class and after that he sort of rubbed everyone the wrong way

>that kid who was a beta but admired by chads so much that stacies get jealous of him.

>>35994511
do you have a hooked nose and bushy eyebrows with big lips.

>>35994573
>that kid who was only friends with the chads because he would do stupid shit like eat bugs and fake seizures in class

>>35994654
>the kid who was admired by chads

>because he was hot blooded and didnt cower to thier bs but laughed at them and used them a clown and got the second best grades after the autistic no life.
thats me

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>>35994628
actually, i have long hair and a pretty big beard.

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>>35994268
(pic related) literally "that kid"

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>that kid who didn't talk to anyone

>>35994268
>That kid who got a low mark and ran away from school crying, but in the next few years became a chad who is still a virgin because he searches for the perfect girl
>that kid who kissed a hot girl as much as she protested in a bottle truth or dare game
>that kid who liked to talk about weapons with me
>that girl who was 1 year older and a little thicc but everyone was hitting on her
>that girl who didn't kiss with a chad because she tought that would make her pregnant
Tfw you are the second one.

> that kid who hangs out with girls, but is a virgin.
that kid is me. fucking kill me

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>>35994737
You are a classic.

>>35994906
i am a useless jew though. i can't turn water into wine so there is no reason for me to live. easter is coming up soon though

>>35994935
the irony, jesus was sent to heebs. and some normie hippy pagans after lynching christian jews for 400 years thought its cool and took jesus whom they never saw into god. blasphemy i swear.
>pagans being this retarded
not something new.

>>35994268
>>That kid fell asleep in class and pissed himself as he was sleeping
Literally my worst nightmare. Had problem with my bladder when i was a kid, peed my bed constantly so i never tempted satan and fell asleep in class.

>>35994268
>that kid who was full of shit but after he tried to beat you , you beated him instead and became your friend.


>that kid who came to your house afterschool just because. then when you growed up you stoped being friends.

>>35995008
It's hell man, I'm just lucky there were other more interesting events, so I don't think anyone really remembers
>Fall asleep to WW2 documentary
>Lights are low, use jacket as headrest
>Comfy.jpg initiate
>While sleeping realize I have to pee
>Dream about standing over my toilet ready to pee
>Start peeing
>Something does feel right
>Wake up, pissed all over myself
>It's only until I shift my body that I realize the true magnitude of my piss
>It's soaked my pants completely, down left leg and into my shoe, spilling onto floor
>Have to awkwardly get up
>Mfw the seat is wet
>Walk over the to teacher and tell her that I've pissed myself
>She doesn't hear me so I have to say it louder
>A few people who were sleeping wake up
>I clean myself up in the bathroom and get a new pair of pants from OP hall
>Return to class and janitor is in the room cleaning my seat and talking to teacher
>Everyone is wide awake
>Imfallingintothesky.Png
>It's never the same after that day
>I was 17 years old

>That kid who fingered your oneitis in class a seat behind you

>that kid who hanged out with his bullies because he had noone else

>>35996229
Did anyone laugh or mock YOU? I pooped pants in class and kids said I should wear diapers

>>35994268
Sweet Mercy
I am so glad my parents homeschooled me.

>that kid who claimed to be the strongest but got beaten up

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>>35994268
>that kid who did nothing but lay his head down on his desk and never studied but managed to pass with a higher mark than people who tried

Me

>>35994268
>That quiet, lanky kid with long hair everyone ignored until sophomore year when the toughest bully in the senior class pushed him and lanky kid heat the bully's ass, fair and square, then just walked off like nothing happened only for the next three years to be increasingly bizarre rumors about him
He sat next to me in senior bio - always really quiet and polite

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>>35996638
>I'm smart but lazy/bullshit classes

>>35996545
seriously every parent should homeschool their kids. normie school ruins people.

>>35996792
The more I interact with kids who went to public school the more I thank my parents for homeschooling me

>>35996843
the stereotype is the opposite but that's totally untrue. homeschooled kids are much more well adjusted than those who went to normie school. normie school is a toxic environment that scars people for life.

>>35996861
I remember the third week of uni I was making a shopping list and two kids in my class asked what I was doing.
-They had never truly cooked anything
-They had never made a shopping list for groceries
-they had never shopped for food by themselves
When they found out I could cook entire meals from scratch it was like I was from Mars.
None of the kids I knew had ever taken their car in for service, done an oil change, fixed a clogged vacuum cleaner, painted a room - nothing.
When I negotiated for a better price for a car repair for a guy in my apartment building he was worried he'd 'get in trouble'.
When I just walk up to pretty girls and talk to them guys *freak out* like it is against the rules, or something.
I asked my dad about it and he said something like
>"You are a bison and they are all escaped veal calves"

>that one kid who wears dog ears and a wolf tail to school and asks you to play TF2 every day
>that one kid who acts like a genius author but actually got a C in English
>that one girl who is really religious and silently judges everyone else
>that one guy that's really cool and everyone likes but makes everyone nervous because he's also really unstable
>(there were actually like three of these guys at my school)
>that one girl who preaches about being healthy while nearly dying of alcohol poisoning multiple times
>that one person you really hit it off with but never talk to outside school because you're in different social circles
>the girl that still pissed the bed and believed in Santa
>that one girl who was fucking obsessed with horses and never talked about anything else
>the twins who fucking hate each other but always hang out together
>that one guy that nobody really liked at first, but the people who know him say he's cool
Last one was me

>That kid who bragged about fucking tons of girls and how amazing he was in bed and it was obvious he was ripping stories from porn and said complete bullshit like him being able to cum and keep going
>He ends up sleeping with some girl who exposes him and says he lasted 10 seconds and had a small dick

>The kid who hit puberty early and was super tall and hairy
>That kid who hit puberty late but during one summer he went from short, squeeky voice, hairless, to beard, deep voice, tallest in the class.
>That kid who hit puberty late and hoped the growth spurt would happen to him but it never did so now he's a babyface still who gets mistaken for a 14 year old despite being early 20s.

>that kid who just wandered aimlessly in the classrooms and halls and the teachers learned to ignore him

thinking back he might have had autism