>there is literally nothing you can do about being short with

>>36001824
Thanks for reminding me I will never have a girl deepthroat me.

>tfw short with a big dick
I would rather be average height with average dick. But not tall with a small dick lol

Bonus round

>there is a huge, socially accepted movement going across the USA that is devoted to making fat women feel good about themselves
>people will view you negatively if you say something negative about fat women

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>Be 5'8"
>Have 8" dick

Just find a gf with a shallow vag

>>36001824
Who cares anon, if you have a nice personality you'll find someone anyway, personal experience

>>36001986
What if my dick is skinny?

>>36001974
8" is average anon

>>36002338
>over two standard deviations above the mean in literally every country in the world
>average
u just went full retard anon

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>big dicked manlets humblebragging
>Dicklet lanklets humblebragging
ITS NOT THE SAME FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>36002360
nigga anything larger than 10" hurts like hell stfu you're fine

try being tall with a small penis at least the small penis looks proportional on your frame mine looks like a fucking thumb

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>>36001824
It's even worse being tall and muscular. Girls expect to see an anaconda, and then are so disappointed when I pull out my 4.5 inch pecker.

Serious question, why are there no ways to permanently increase a guy's size, is the reason its only temporary a conspiracy to keep a guy a lifelong customer?