>tfw parents said that i need a girlfriend

Make your mom your girlfriend.

>>36099217
i had a girlfriend but i was to scared to tell anyone

>parents don't wrangle you up some potentials
>still criticize your lack of gf

>>36099248
Yeah, that's what I did. Could work for you.

>>36099266

Was she a mammal?

>>36099266
I have a feeling if I ever got a girlfriend I would do the same thing. My parents are truly awful people, and their house is a mess (my mom's a full blown hoarder, like the ones on TV). I think if I ever get a gf I'll tell her my parents died in a car crash.

>>36099268
This. Why isn't she helping him? She could get in touch with her friends and try to set her son up with one of their daughters.

But she won't because she knows he's too unattractive.

>>36099217
I'm scared to tell my parents I like girls

>>36099217
My parents pulled that on me in high school, accused me of being gay or having a porn addiction. My mom was crying. I was like 17. I ended up dating an ugly girl for a few months which was miserable. They forced me to go to prom with her and we were definitely "the ugly couple". At least I lost my virginity but I feel like it doesn't even count.

>>36099498
I wonder if that girl thought the same thing and used you for exactly the same purpose.

>>36099531
Of course. She asked me out because she thought I was the only guy ugly enough to say yes. The difference is she wanted to be in a relationship way more than I did. Intimacy is nice but I was not physically attracted to her. She always wanted to fuck but I was never really into it. She also always wanted to go places together and I HATED going in public with her.

Alone I was just an ugly guy, easy enough to ignore. With her, we became an ugly couple. Literally just constant fucking states everywhere we went, people smirking and laughing and making faces. I'd say I'm strong enough to not care but the truth is it whittles down on you overtime.

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It's my fault my parents are going to die without having grandchildren.

>>36099747
no its not, its their selfishness what brought you into this world in the first place, you dont owe anyone anything

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>>36099217
i am 30 years old, I have never had a gf and my parents have never, and i mean NEVER commented on it.

>feels bad desu

>>36099675
Damn you can't be that ugly

>>36099808
I most certainly am, anon

>>36099675
>had a girlfriend that frequently wanted sex and intimacy
>robot
Pick one.
You are not a robot. I legitimately would be ecstatic to have an ugly gf. Your ex sounds like a pretty decent person.

As long as a woman doesn't smell bad and isn't unhygenic, idgaf.

>>36100082
>Your ex sounds like a pretty decent person.
Where on earth did you get that, anon? I didn't even say enough about her for you to be able to make such a statement. Any ways, this was years ago, maybe I wasn't a robot then but I 100% am now.

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>>36099807
>tfw I will be at that stage in only 5 more years.

>Mom is mentally ill
>has tried killing herself
>says crazy things
>says people are trying to kill her and a bunch of other shit
>talks and has whole conversations to her self and yelling at nothing
>one day am thinking about how bad all our lives are, mine, hers, our family
>I had started to live differently and try to turn my life around in the few years prior to this
>that day I asked mom what she wants me to do for her, name anything and I will do it or at least try
>"get a gf"
>I can't do it because too autistic, stupid, and socially stunted
>tell her I will try but this is one of the harder things for me to do
>for several years now only think about this one girl, I guess you could call her my oneitis
>cute religious mormon girl I met through my mom
>probably would have had a chance with her on that fateful day three years ago if I was just able to talk but can't because never socially developed, was discouraged to talk by my "father"
>"Anon, I will give you piano lessons!"
>"o-okay"
>"get a gf"
>"get a gf"
Does anyone here have that feeling where you either could have had it all or something at least once in your life? I I feel I could have had many great things but I am just too depressed to care anymore, maybe I was always depressed and only recently can I recognize it. I don't care about anything. Life hurts. Even now I sit in my room listening to the same song over and over. I do pretty much nothing because my circumstances dictate it, no video games or any fun stuff most people here would do.

why does this happen a lot? not always but sometimes I make a post and the thread stops/people stop posting.

>>36102080
most threads burn out fast on the heels of the rapidfire memesters and if you work out a long take or are just late, you're blowing on ashes

>>36099217
>>tfw parents said that i need a girlfriend

As one grows older, one learns that there is a very good reason for having some sympathy for the devil. Infants are notoriously myopic, and their eyes are incapable of tolerating even the tiniest subtlety. The parent who has dragged you up from the Abyss and cast you into a world you aren't suited to seems wicked. Yet, as you become just a little bit older, wiser albeit no happier, you slowly find yourself struggling with the fact this simply isn't the case.

Even an abomination like myself was brought into this world by human beings who assumed their offspring would be human as well. They, with a strange sort of innocence, knew all too well their child would suffer some degree of hurt over the course of his existence. Why should the child be exempted from the pains suffered by his parents? Yet they still brought another life into the world because they assumed that whatever hurt their child endured would be outweighed by the pleasures allotted to all men. Their child would suffer, no doubt, but would do so just as they did: as human beings.

So another spirit finds itself incarnate, a mind wrapped in flesh. Yet to the horror of the parents, eventually it appears something has gone very wrong. The child they gave life to isn't experiencing the inevitable happiness and sadness of a man, but something entirely alien. There are no first dates, no silly tears because of an adolescent heart that has found itself broken but will be miraculously healed in very short order. There are no awkward girls calling their awkward sons, no knowing smiles between mother and father who once found themselves in the same position and laugh, relating to the same gentle struggles of coming of age. Rather, there is only a kind of frightened silence. Something has gone terribly awry. They assumed they had given birth to a human being only to learn, all too late, they had actually sired a monster.