How can 3D disgusting filthy pigs even compete?

they literally cant
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>36128040
breeding capacity

show me a pregnant belly on that girl or dine in hell

By being real (and original)

>>36128040
>>36128091
And to this day, weeb logic astounds me.

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>>36128091
This
Also, who would want some broken autist like me? I'm useless

>>36128134
>taking something flawed and gross over something that is perfect

I don't understand normie logic

>>36128040
the only thing 3D has against 2D is that 2D isn't real.

>>36128169
This

>>36128180
2D is slowly becomming real though.

>>36128169
you're technically not 'taking' anything
you're watching a show and getting hard, same as girls watching 50 shades of gray and getting wet

>>36128208
I hope it does. 2D is all I have dude.

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>>36128040
Because we'll all die long before technology advances enough for the realms of 2D and 3D to truly become one.

>>36128232
if you are talking full immersion vr that is expected by 2029-2039

>>36128040
/b/tard here.. why is this board FULL of autistic weebs? You guys are an embarrassment. Why don't you man up and do what you need to do to get over the shit holding you back? You guys all complain about "no gf, broken, fat, autistic, anciety, depression" etc.
Well complaining on the internet isn't helping. Do you want to look back at your behavior? You're going to regret your entire lives for not even trying. Wanna kiss a girl? Wanna find a good job? Fucking make it happen. Unplug your computer, jog, meditate, eat healthy.. fucking make an effort or quit bitching.

>>36128254
>/b/tard here

stopped reading there fuck off kid you got school in the morning

>>36128252
What about bringing our waifus wherever we want in the real world instead of having to visit them in a single room plus we'll be old and ugly by then.

>>36128040
what are some good hentai sites boys? hentaihevan takes forever to put new shit up

>>36128254
>"/b/eta-rd here"
>my board is full of trannies, faggots and nigger cocks
>go to other boards and self represent as /b/eta

Nigga pls your words bear no value
>

>>36128276
Yeah I bet you did stop there. Why would you wanna read something that challenges you? Stay in your pj's all day with moms chicken tendies, don't you DARE leave your comfort zone. You're speaking like a defeated faggot. Be one for all I care, but don't complain when nothing comes out of your life.

>>36128305
fuck the real world desu famalama our waifus wont care about what we look like

were gonna make it anon
we're all gonna make it

>>36128091
I mean, we can't breed with 2D yet... so I guess this round goes to 3D

>>36128218
>you're watching a show and getting hard
as opposed to watching a pornstar and getting hard? cmon m8

>>36128326
Relloooo heddiiiiiiit ;) xD

>>36128345

They make you cum, 3D don't

2D :1
3D :0

>>36128254
>>36128326
Fuck off you retarded little reddditor shit.

>>36128319
I think there's more variety on /b/. In fact I'd be considered a normie by most. Everyone experiences bullshit, don't think you're a special little snow flake that experiences your own unique pain that nobody else understsnds. I've had ups and downs, I have anxiety and depression, I have an addiction. Point is, I'm tired of seeing people on here and /b/ just bitching , when I guarantee no effort has been put in to change.

>>36128040
how often do you have to massage them until they grow (assuming it works)?

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They can't. I feel like I'm really coming back to my roots in embracing 2D again, it feels nostalgic, something about it just feels right. For a long time I was corrupted by normies on /r9k/ and stress over politics, and I still am to a degree, but remembering that 2D will always be here for me feels refreshing.

>>36128326
>>36128254
le /r/4chan rekt some robot on r9k XD

fuck off normie shitbag

>>36128365
watching a pornstar still isn't 'taking' her
you don't 'get' someone by watching them on tv

>>36128383
No one cares about your /b/logposting, you stupid newfag. What you're saying isnt new or enlightening either but since you're an autistic little high schooler who just discovered le 4chin you dont know any better.

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>>36128383
https://youtu.be/d0YVNimYUlg
Original

>>36128367
>>36128375
Wow, such great defence mechanisms you have. Once again, you push what I said away immediately so you can stay in your safe space. You guys are sad piles of shit and you know it. Why not attempt change? I couldn't live with myself if I were either of you.

>>36128430
that's awesome dude, how about you go back to your mommy and tell her about it? I am sure she will discuss your insecurities with you.

>>36128430
>You guys are sad piles of shit and you know it.
That's the whole fucking point of this board

>>36128423
lmao that dude got skillz

>>36128410
>>36128410
>>36128418
Whoa you hurrt my feelings..
Fucking lol
Do you even realize how pathetic you guys are? It's like you're addicted to autism and are denying there's a problem.

>>36128430
why do you think everyone wants to better themselves and become a normie like you?

ever think that some people enjoy being a robot?

of course you didn't because normies aren't sentient kill yourself

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>>36128430
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

FUCKING G ETC OUT

>>36128430
Are you stupid enough to think anyone here either A) lacks self awareness or B) is actually serious? Do you take everything in this site at face value? Because if that's the case, you really do need to C) fuck off back to /b/ and D) fuck off back to redddit.

>>36128393
it works but you need to do it daily to see results. aprox 1 month.
Starting at the chest slowly and gently squeezing in whatever motion.

>>36128494
complete bullshit
massage doesn't do anything
pregnancy/milk production is the only way to increase tit size naturally

>>36128504
Ho ho sorry, we've got an experienced breast specialist here. Everybody applause.

>>36128473
Why would you want to be a sperglord? Everyone on 4chan complains about their conditions, but there's next to no encouragement to change. It's bullshit. Wanna know why you should want to be a normie? Because it's fucking healthy and a fulfilling way to go through life. You think sitting behind your computer pissing your time away is good enough? I feel really fucking sorry for you.

>>36128468
>Do you even realize how pathetic you guys are?
Do you realize how pathetic you are in coming here trying to act like some savior?
Do you realize how pathetic you are for coming from /b/?
Do you realize how pathetic you are for coming to 4chan in the first place and prolonging your stay?
Do you realize how pathetic you are for thinking your "jus B urself, get over it brah" shit tier advice is not helpful in the least despite your so called intention in "helping" anyone here?
Do you realize how pathetic you are in thinking your words or opinion even matter here?
Do you realize how pathetic you are now?

>>36128481
I don't take everything at face value, but when 40% of posts follow the same pattern, are you seriously fucking dumb enough to believe there's not actually weebs here? You're the real retard anon.

>>36128528
massage your own man-tits for a month then and see if it works
protip: it doesn't. its literally a lie made by chads for an excuse to grope dumb girls tits

>>36128254
>hey I am from /b/
>I am better than all of you

Top kek. Almost cut myself there.
Looking at current state of /b/ I'd rather not brag about being part of it. KYS

Current most popular thread on /b/: >>728483414

Really makes you think, huh?

>>36128540
I don't believe for a second people who complain on Herr actually attempt to change. I think people here buy into instant gratification, with porn, fast food. No exercise.. etc. I think people are self aware enough to know those would be "good for them". All I'm saying is there's way too much complaining about conditions when you know how to fix it. Call me pathetic all you want, you're the one fighting for your right to be a fucking loser your whole life.

>>36128557
>reddditor newshit discovers the world of board culture

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>36128254
>>36128326
>Im from /b/ guiz! Look how lel cool I am! XDD

/b/ in its current state couldnt even hold a candle to the old /b/. Im not sure why it hasnt been renamed /porn/ at this point.

>>36128562
I didn't intend to come across as "/b/ is better. If anything it'd worse in some ways. The shit I'm talking about goes across 4chan, but seems mostly here and /b/.

>>36128583

>>728508930
kek. My comment is low in content. fuck off.

>>36128617
See
>>36128624

>>36128614
See >>36128557.

Try harder faggots. To all the faggots who genuinely complain, attempt to change or stfu.

>>36128252

Where do people get these predictions from? I'm curious how you extrapolate these numbers.

>>36128663
no.

might be original

>>36128663
>stfu

You really couldnt hide how new you really are even if you tried. Fuck off already

>>36128624

Then why are you lurking here normie...?

Are you this retarded?
>visits site he doesn't like
>talks shit to random people on the internet
>actually thinks we care
>trying hard to prove his point

Nigga normying so hard. Can you go back to netflix and chill? This is not a place for you

>>36128699
>ur new
>nothing you say holds value
Stay autistic bronyboy

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>>36128254
>/b/
Onegaishimasu

>>36128707
Talking shit?
Are you actually offended? Wow
I found out how to actually offend people here after 2 years.
I like to think there might be someone out there with an open enough mind to get a little motivation out of what I've been saying.

>>36128725
>stay autistic bronyboy
>acts like an actual hurt autist

I think staying on /b/ is taking its toll. Have you noticed any change in your neck area, boi?

>>36128771
See >>36128725
Is that really your best defense guys?

>>36128795
I'm not hurt at all, I actually think it's kinda funny you think I'm new or see I said I'm a /b/tard and Instantly reject what I'm saying.

>>36128789
Newsflash, nothing you've said has been new or interesting. Everyone that could get motivation from stupid platitudes like yours is long gone by now. Just like (you) should be.

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>>36128254
>>36128326
>>36128383
>>36128430
>>36128468
>>36128531
>>36128557
>>36128604
>>36128624
>>36128663
>>36128725
>>36128810
>>36128849
You're embarrassing yourself. Unironically fuck off back to facebook/reddit/twitter or whatever shithole mainstream site you came from.

>>36128853
You're right, Fuck me for speaking the truth. Fuck me for telling you guys the lifestyles you portray aren't healthy. I should keep my stupid /b/ mouth shut and stop trying to change autists. I should accept everyone for who they are, just like the 50 genders. The era of objection is dead. It's all about feelings now.

>>36128877
Stay mad hombre. You're a loser and you know it.

>>36128914
>The era of objection is dead. It's all about feelings now.
Cringe

>>36128914
>actually claiming to be actually trying to change autists

wew lad, haven't cringed this hard in a while

>>36128947
I have a girlfriend and I'm 2 years past college with a degree in electrical engineering. You really should stop posting kid. 4chan isnt real.

>>36128957
>doesn't understand sarcasm
Cringier.

Quick, someone screencap this faggot and post him on r/4chan and that neckbeard things subreddit.

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>>36128914
>>36128947
alright, cool, thanks dawg

hmu kik me

>>36128914
No, you don't have to accept anything but the fact that your opinion doesn't matter to anyone here. Everyone has heard your "truth" already and each one has rationalized why its stupid in their own way. You will change nothing here, the most you can achieve is pissing off a few autists, so if that's how you want to spend your time, go crazy. If not, go away.

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>>36128977
>losing argument
>resorts to "I was just acting I am retarded" tactic

KEK on a scale from 1 to 10 how hard are you losing?

>>36128976
See
>>36128557
Jesus Christ you guys like making me repeat myself

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>>36128040
Friendly reminder that if 2D girls could choose, they'd still pick Chad over you.

>>36129053
Friendly reminder no amount of hormone treatment or surgery will make you a biological female

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>>36129053
you were unoriginally saying???

>>36129029
(You)
>>36129016
I just think the pushback is hilarious. Me saying "it's not healthy, man up and change it" really rustled the jimmies on these guys.

>>36129106
It's more to do with the fact that you're so fucking new and retarded that you dont understand why people are giving you (you)s you stupid redditor.

>>36129093
>implying Satou isn't a fucking failed chad

>>36129133
Even if I was new, what I'm saying isn't retarded. It's retarded to reject what I'm saying in the basis that I am new and/or you don't want to hear what I'm saying.

>>36129133
All I was basically saying was man up and change instead of bitching. That's not retarded. And then the (you)'s started flooding.

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>>36129217
Kill yourseIf.

originaI

>>36129217
If the whole world would tell you you are wrong and you should just stop would you still try this hard and keep up this faggotry?

Because that's what is actually happening here.

>>36129272
>Grow out fringe
>Pluck eyebrows
>Stop dressing like a man child
>and JFC hit the gym.

>>36129359
The worst thing is that you actually believe that lmao

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>>36128040
>tfw too beta to take responsibility even if 2D existed

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>>36129359
>just get some style and lift bro

>>36128040
With that particular girl, your life and her life will be nothing but suffering.

>>36128254
>Well complaining on the internet isn't helping.
i don't want help.complaining is easy and makes me feel good. i complain online and then i go back to living my life i'm not the happiest person in the world but i am content.

also you have to go /b/ack

>>36129359
No he needs to keep his hair short and a little scruffy on top to create some height. Four day growth of facial hair would help too

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>>36129372
>>36129389

I guess you're right anons, looks have never been a problem for me anyway.

>>36131027
Go back to facebook now.

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>>36131227
I've been coming here daily since 2008, probably four times as long as the average /r9k/ poster, so I've got more right to be here than you, you fucking loser. Pic related, the earliest screenshot i can find that I've still saved.

>Inb4 /b/ is trash

It is, this was right before it became unbearable.