Black out

bumouudd

squirrel don't drink the liquid jew eat nuts and smoke dank weeds instead

>get drunk
>go out with friend
>drink even more
>wake up the next day
>receive phone call
>"hey dude you broke my fucking nose"
>he got incredibly insecure about his nose since then
>got a nosejob
>even more self conscious after the operation
>stops talking to me eventually
>says I ruined his life
>tfw he was one of my best friends ever

>>36150572
how'd you break his nose?

>>36150498
For the love of god please be b8.

>>36150277
>Last night I got black out drunk with a friend downtown and I was yelling about Jews

Holy shit, guys, fucking Mel Gibson is a robot...

>>36150572
Kek. little bitch.

>>36150605
I punched him in the face.
I don't even remember doing it. Apparently I did it out of nowhere.

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>>36150572
>my nose looks funny
>now i can no sex
>mfw these are the normies we fear

>>36150609
its not don't drink the liquid jew you tiny furry animal

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>>36150277
oh boy here we go
>hallows wiener
>girlfriends brother throwing party
>go as Gomez and Morticia cause fuck you
>we go with one of her friends
>skip the normie party shit and last thing I remember is 2 vodka shots
>fast forward to leaving, cops are there for third time asking us to stop now
>belligerent yelling nah FUCK COPS I WANNA KEEP DRINKING
>they walk us to her car
>get mad when she doesn't let me pay for her jack in the box
>give her a bruise trying to stop her from handing them her card
>pass out
>she needs to wake up half our roommates to get me inside
>I should be Scott free right? no.
>3am, pissing onto my pants which are on the floor
>she wakes up "are you fucking peeing?"
>deny it
>pick up piss soaked britches
>"no they're dry"
>she gets my pants into washer and me into the bathroom
>tries to make me clean hands
>break up with her so I don't have to do what she tells me
>wake up casually and say hey babe :)
>"don't fucking touch me, we broke up"

we fixed it obv but still had to have that talk lmao
to this day all I remember is up until the vodka shots
everything else is all her perspective.
No fucking shred of memory of that event.

>>36151181
That's a good one. It's nice when someone else ca recount what you've done.

I'm OP so it was my friend telling me that I was yelling shit about jews and palestine. She did good getting me to my cousin's so I had somewhere to crash safe. I feel pretty shitty about it. Last thing I remember was chugging a 7% alcohol pint of beer after we crushed pints of guiness all afternoon. This was only at like 10:30pm too.

Basically crushed the pint of 7% alcohol and then no memory until I was in the uber calling my cousin telling him I'm on my way there. My memory was jacked for at least 45min tho