Straight people cannot be robots

>>36150130
I'm bi but realize it's probably because I watched way too much porn starting fairly young.

Trying to repress that shit now because I realize how empty a homo relationship actually is.

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I just want to know what it feels like to touch another girl and maybe be touched too if she doesn't find me too repulsive

>>36150130
>and no, I will not go to the normieslut board that is /lgbt/
because you'd be too at home to get the attention you want

I just want a bearish boyfriend from an Eastern European country to wrestle with ;_;

>tfw no pure lesbian vagina gf

Back when grindr became really popular i was a curious 15 year old that got fucked by loads of different guys, im 19 and straight now but i cant help but resist sucking a cock now and then

>>36150442
fucking all gay men are sluts why is it so hard to find a nice monogamous pure boyfriend?

>>36150591
You're right anon, i havent been with a guy in over 3 years, ive been prettt damn pure since those days

>>36150130
gay and trans are just mental illnesses
you're all just crazy people
kys

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>>36150130
MtF tranny on the verge of manifesting incomprehensible magic power.

I'm straight and there's place for both of us on here. But just not the OP, he's a fucking normie trolling.

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>bisexual
>tfw no lesbian trusts me

>>36150130
faggots are the norm nowadays. faggots need to go get aids and be over representative in television by the jews.

>>36150130
no lie, being trans is the worst thing ever.
i fucking broke my ribs trying to flatten my tits when i was like 13 and now im constantly in pain and can barely breathe, i have no fucking friends and everyone thinks im a freak, no one will be interested in my sexually or romantically because of it. i hate myself so much.

r9k is built for lonely straight men with no gf

you're a disgusting xeno faggot. go back to /lgbt/. you're fucking scum and this ISNT YOUR BOARD. FUCK OFF. YOU ARE MAKING R9K EFFEMINATE LITTLE PUSSIES

>tfw 26 yo kissless virgin homo
>not even bad looking just socially retarded especially with relationships

>>36151239
Wait, how did it happen? I don't understand.

>>36151760
Where you at? I want to originalize you

>>36150956
london?

orgemjdb

>>36151854
minnesota
im too much of a puss to actually meet anything on such short notice so dont get your hopes up

>>36151881
>all the qts are American
Everytime.
Well, I'd drive to your place if I lived there man.

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someone originally please be my gf

>>36150591
i got yr back

>>36152193
Are you a girl/girl (male)?

>>36151760
I know this feeling exactly, I go on tinder and sometimes grindr and get a lot of interest but I'm just terrible at responding because I'm autistic like that
doesn't help that I'm never on my phone I guess

>>36150193
I would cherish you as my wife and the mother of my children, you ugly beast.

>>36152312
girl (female), you?

orfgfgh

you know how easy it is to get dick when you are a fag?

>>36152490
>girl (female), you?

I'm a girl (male).

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Everyone on 4chan is at least bi anyway.

>>36150130
fuck off back to your own board you fucking absolute faggot. You're disgusting scum.

>>36152527
i'm sure you are cute anon, but i want vagina and (optional) big tiddied gf

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>>36150130
>I Belong on /lgbt/
>Doesn't go to /lgbt/

Don't do this

>>36152605
transphobic cisnormative scum
you're part of the problem

>>36151826
how did what happen? how did i become trans? i dont know. even when i was really little i was just naturally more like a boy than a girl. i was always uncomfortable knowing that i wasnt a boy and would pretend to be one, would hang out with the boys, just never felt like a girl. but then when i hit puberty the self loathing for my body really set in cuz i started getting boobs and shit, and its the worst mental pain ive gone through. imagine no matter what, no one sees you the way you feel like you are and that even something as simple as your gender isnt right. i dunno how else to explain it. if you meant how did i break my ribs, basically i duct taped my breasts down every day for months. i wrapped duct tape around myself over and over until they looked flat and basically did it so tight and for so long every day that my ribs just broke

>>36152605
Yeah I have neither of those. I'm not cute either really. I'm >>36150882

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/lgbt/ GET OUT

GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OOOUUUUT

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BOARD GET THIS /lgbt/ TUMBLR SHIT OUT OF HERE

>>36152692
take the energy you spend on hating
and use it to improve yourself

>>36150130
I'm straight but also a tranny
does that count?

>>36150591
>fucking all gay men are sluts why is it so hard to find a nice monogamous pure boyfriend?
I am a virgin

>>36152692
there should just be a /straight/ board where all tfw no gf posts can be made on instead of ruining /r9k/ with that normie shit

>>36152771
unironically this
fuck off with all cis shit, it doesn't belong on this board

>>36152708
NO

I WANT YOU FUCKING GONE

I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COMING BACK

FUCKING LEAVE OUR BOARD YOU TUMBLR COLONIST PIECES OF SHIT

>trenders trying to change /r9k/ board culture

lol

>>36152879
But that's already happened a bunch
/r9k/ didn't start out this way, as a board for incels, it just became like this over the years as whiny NEETS invaded

>>36152771
We know you would pollute every child with your disease if you could, but you will always be the outliers, and we should all be grateful for it.

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/r9k/ used to just be a bunch of sad lonely losers. Now, those losers have been sad and lonely for so long that they turned to traps and became prison gays.

I wish we could all go back to just being sad lonely losers and put the trap threads on /lgbt/ where they belong.

>>36154621
Newfag. Old /r9k/ was incredibly gay, racist, and autistic, much more than today. moot created /lgbt/ /pol/ and /sci/ to get the most repetitive content off /r9k/ and hopefully we would make good threads. But instead /r9k/ just turned into the misogyny & feels board.

>>36150130
Pretty sure a good chunk of /r9k/ is gay to some degree. We just have too many homosexual oriented threads.

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>>36150130
Bi, feelsbadman, even most LGBT want us dead.

>>36150177
Are you me?

>>36150442
>got fucked by loads of different guys
>straight now
Please be bait.

>>36151239
>not fixing your fucking ribs

>>36151688
>r9k is for men who can't get women
What about men who can't get anyone?

>>36154621
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>>36154693
this.

I have been here for around 8 years, it is currently less gay than I am used to.
It's just the current generation of newfags seem to think that le edgi 4chinz is/was anti-gay.

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>>36150193
fuck iktf

>tfw too autistic to have even casual contact with other girls
>you will never hold a girl's hand
>you will never sleep in the same bed as another girl
>you will never hug another girl without it being extremely awkward

I've had a few homos hit on me in the past. I wish I was gay or at least bisexual. It feels nice to be complimented every once in awhile. It would feel nice to not be alone

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>tfw
>Not even socially retarded.
>Just a fat pre-hrt tranny.

Anyone wanna be my bf?

>>36150130
my first time girlmoding to university today
wish me luck fellow trannies
i'm wearing some light make-up save for thicc eyebrow pencil, a shitty grey skirt, a green hoodie, tights and some sneakers
i probably won't pass for shit but i want to at least girlmode

I'm aware OP is a troll but /r9k/ is unironically the only board I can relate to as a tall spergy and shut-in lesbo who has never had a gf. I might as well be a boy. /lgbt/ is full of lesbians and gays who actually have been in a relationship or trannies who at least can find other people on tumblr. I have no one.

Faggots deserve to be burned like the old witch hunting days

You ruined rainbow colors
You ruined anime
You ruined video games
You ruined even the shitty news channels

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>>36150130
>Straight people cant be robots
Neither 95% of the LGBTQASFFKEYAHNGIEBF

Maybe only gays and femboys not trans just twinks and others and also very rarely they can be robots

>Lesbians are fucking female, NO FEMALE CAN BE A FUCKING ROBOT IF SHE HAS/HAD A SEX LIFE IN THE FIRST PLACE, NO EXCEPTIONS
>99.99% of trans are attention whores and thanks to feminism and chasers they are now roasties with a dick with absurd expectations except maybe AGP, but they are still a bunch of sex addicts
>Bisexuals are just straight people that are curious about dick that once they want to settle in they will throw you under the roadway for Ms Stacy

>>36152660
>use cyarin art as reaction

opinion discarded
orbiter detected

>99% of modern gays are either turbo sluts with HIV or girls with dicks
>the good ones either are taken, dont come out or go tranny
Why is modern gay culture so cancerous?

>>36150591
I'm a virgin, and I'd rather wait for a loving relationship than a quick fuck.

>>36155328
Most guys aren't my type so it doesn't matter.

Fuck off back to

>>>/lgbt/

Faggots and dykes can't be robots.

>>36150130
I thought I was asexual and aromantic. Then I found my waifu (husbando).

Die of aids, faggots. Also dykes per definition can't be robots. Fuck off you histrionic cuntbags.

>>>/lgbtqiadsfhasd9puvfdsih9vgupsd/

>>36150130
>straight people can't be robots

>/lgbt/, go to a yiff-con or gay bar = get laid
>if you're willing to settle for a nutjob you can get a partner from yiff-con shitholes

dear baiter, please return to your normie shit hole that is /lgbt/ with the rest of your kin, it's the current year and unless you're living in 3rd world country your status in life is currently better than average straight male

>"but Chad don't fuck me because i am actually a dude in a dress"
cry me a river faggot, just go fuck some fat guy in a fur suit or some promiscuous faggot at a club

Go back to your containment board, go to a gay club, some yiff-con or download grindr and you'll stop being a "robot"

>"B-but we used to be so discriminated against and underground!"
Well you're not anymore, now days 3rd wave feminists and SJW's made you into the new aristocracy, go out there and fuck other degenerates and stop wasting everyones time by crying over Chad's spilled milk

Threads like these make me wish that Hitler had won, i wouldn't mind working in some slave camp if i knew you faggots would be roped upon discovery, bunch of whiny bitches

>>36158163
I like a good reeee posts like yours but why are you so hung up on furries anon?

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>>36158240
Furries are all degenerate faggots? i listed yiff-con as one possible place for "robot /lgbt/'s" to find partners so they can end their whining

I also listed grindr and gay clubs, just pick one of the three, stop being a whiny little faggot and go back to your containment board, it really is that simple, no one apart from your fellow invaders want you here, i guess you faggots just get off on being degraded and can't help it or some shit

>>36158285
/lgbt/ is full of normies, trannies and ultra sluts, why would I want to go there?

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>>36158335
Because you are a normie slut and no robots want you here?
tfw no gf doesn't apply to your gf(male) shittery, just go back to your normie shithole and stay there with the rest of your kind
Or if you like being degraded go to /pol/ or /b/, why on earth would any robot want you here?
All you do is post shitty baits and pictures of trannies

>>36158392
That's a lot of assumptions and all of them wrong.
I'm not a prison gay like you're assuming, I don't like trapshit. I also fail to see how I could be a normie slut when I haven't left my house for 2 months and haven't seen a single gay person in real life all my life.
And lastly I don't post pictures of trannies, not sure where you got that from.
You should stop assuming so much anon, it makes you look like a retard.

>>36158662
Well my original post was for the OP who seems to be from the /lgbt/ containment post, judging from your replies you seem to be upset furry who still hasn't left his closet

>You should stop assuming so much anon, it makes you look like a retard.
Or maybe im just assuming the person who answered me was the person i was typing to to begin with?
Yiff in hell and don't be too shocked when you realize furries are degenerate faggots

>>36158700
>you seem to be upset furry who still hasn't left his closet
Well turns out you are pretty good at guessing.
>don't be too shocked when you realize furries are degenerate faggots
I won't since I already know that
>Yiff in hell
Anon stop, you're making me nostalgic for pre 2010s internet

fuck this lgbt cancer. this board is for straight white males, not dykes and faggots

>>36150130
>STRAIGHT PEOPLE CANNOT BE ROBOTS
>I will not go to the normieslut board that is /lgbt/
Ya seeing the problem here bucko?

>>36154827
>>36156236
LONDON?

oreganal

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>>36150130
>Straight people can't be robots
I don't know in which 3th word country you live in anon, but lgbtq community is quite privileged now days.
Next time please don't imply that i cant be a robot based on my sexual preference.

>>36159302
>3th word country

>>36150130
>ughhhhh I'm so tortured le flowey evanjelion sufferin....

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Does liking futa make me bi?
I fap to pretty much futa only, I just want a dom futa gf. I like the idea of being a sub to dick but some hairy af robot bf would be pretty shitty

futa will never be real

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>tfw no giant beefy husbando to househusband for

>>36159464
wh-what do you think his belly feels like

I masturbate to traps sometimes I guess I'm part of the cool kids not-straight club now

>>36159538
soft muscle

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>tfw wanted to be a girl
>was too ugly and guyish for it to ever happen
>like dominant girls (male)
>they're super rare and would never like me
I can't win

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>>36159387
No, futanari is a heterosexual fetish.

>>36150130
Being gay is the most normie thing you could be in the 21st century. Normies will clamber to look like they care about you.

Stay on /lgbt/

>>36150130
Fat autistic beta male virgins complaining about not having a gf is the definition of a robot, are you new here?

>>36160790
>Being gay is the most normie thing you could be in the 21st century. Normies will clamber to look like they care about you.
People don't give gays positive attention outside of tumblr or liberal art campuses.
Most people still dislike you and are weirded out by it.

do fuck off back to your board, degenerate filth

>>36161517
isn't it fun when the board for self-proclaimed losers goes full /pol/ and act like they're virtuous warriors all of a sudden just because they're triggered by gays

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>>36161646
Yes, I'm loving it!

Alright anons, who here is in the UK ?

>>36161886
What are you?

org

>>36161938
curious and not a female obviously

>>36150130
>straight people can't be robots

Are you kidding me? Women are cunts, I'm lucky I'm bi or else no one would let me fuck them.

>>36150806
fuck off you failed normie