if robots lost their virginity they would kill themselves

unless it was with a man

I don't even conceive of a scenario outside of paying a whore while on viagra where I would lose it tbqhwyf

>>36311214
>be me
>extreme social anxiety
>with a girl who is single and is into dorky looking guys
>act standoffish and can't look into her eyes
>mumble incoherently because of nerves and stay mostly quiet
>she gradually loses interest

>>36311272
next time just say oh god please let me eat you out to resolve the situation

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>>36311272
I hate you
I wish there was a girl that was into me
Or maybe there is and I don't even know.
I don't even know man

>>36311307
I said there was potential she could have been into me if I didn't act like a socially awkward retard.

>>36311337
Does that mean girls I meet can potentially like me?

>>36311422
Probably if you can act like Chad. Just bee Chad anon that's all.

>>36311451
but what if I'm not physically attractive or worse if something about me is physically repulsive

nigga wut?

i'd guess the majority of male suicides are virgins

>>36311471
Set your standards really low. Basically a 2/10 male needs to go for a 0 or a 1/10 woman. But still you need to act like Chad and have a good personality.

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>>36311272
I know this feeling;
>girl I have a crush on starts trying to get close to me
>she is clearly shy and doesn't talk much, though she "accidentally" touches my hand, speaks in a higher tone and basically shows all the signs
>being around her triggers my anxiety and causes me to feel detached from myself and tremble all over the place
>act distant to save face because of how much of an embarrassment I am
>go home and sob, realizing that even if I could ask her out my existence would be toxic and weigh her down
>she loses interest over couple of years
>feel pretty good about it, give up on women entirely

Honestly, sex is very boring and tiring. I don't know what motivates us men to try so hard for so little. Our brain must spend half of it's processing power to delude us.

>>36311838
Not even sure if the biggest deceiver here is our brain, or just social imprinting. Step outside and look around, what is NOT about sex?