Good morning wagecuck, I hope you have a good day and enjoy your

>>36390130

Hey look another one of these threads.
Compensate much?

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>>36390130
>implying im not jewish
>implying my father doesnt own a business he "gave" to me (he still does everything)
>implying i got out of bed today

>>36390130
Fuck off Neetcuck, my boss gave me 3 days off because I had to work 14 days straight. Top Kek also my 2 week paycheck is probably twice what you get from the govt once a month, enjoy those poverty tendies made from ground chicken asshole faggot! }:^=D

>>36390130
I'll leave behind a family that love me, and that are proud to have known me alongside being grateful what I've done for them when I die. You'll leave behind a fat carcass being devoured by cats, long after your parents died, eternally ashamed of you.

Good morning NEET

*takes sip from $8 chai tea*

ahh so many possibilities today, i could drive around in my car, buy a new computer, eat at a luxurious restaurant... It's a shame all you can do is try to figure out ways to be frugal since money is such a problem from you :(

If only you weren't so lazy you could do so much more!

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>>36390130
This reply will surely piss someone off.

>tfw work in the public sector
>tfw government pays my wages
>tfw wagecucks fund the government with their tax gibsme's
>Literally advanced NEETdom

Doing the two or so hours of actual work I do a day in an eight hour shift, due to a fundamentally wasteful and inefficient grand bureaucracy, I sometimes feel sorry for those private sector wagies that get every minute of worth squeezed out of them by their profiteering overlords - only to go on to pay the taxes that sustain my bare minimum of effort existence.

Poor saps.

Hol shit take a look at all this btfo fuck out wagies, donk kill yijorself befire payday wahir!!!

>>36390289
>a family that loves me

buddy, just in case you didn't realize, your gf doesn't love you, that's why she cucks you with half the neighboor hood.

>>36390211
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>>36390289
>>36390375

better stop LARPing wagie, Mr. Goldstein needs you in early today

>>36390375
>ahh so many possibilities today
What he meant
>so many possibilities in the 3 hours I have for myself when I'll already be drained of energy and ready to fall asleep to prepare for the next day of slavery

You're already tired of driving your car because you do it every morning on your way to work and you're too old to enjoy computer games. Enjoy your shitty overpriced meal.

>>36390804
i loved your reply to be quite honest origina

Itt: NEETS pretend they are any different from WAGEKEKS. Like two (in) cellmates fighting in the prison yard.

Cute.

t. Salaried

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>be NEET
>wake up at 5am
>sip on some coffee and OJ
>may take a nap later
Comfy.

>>36392381
I'm speedrunning some zelda and will probably do some cleaning

the day feels pretty nice for some reason

>go to sleep whenever
>wake up around 11am-1pm
>go on computer
>code for a few hours
>play vidya
>back to bed

How's your programmer life going /r9k/?
You get to be a neet for life by spending a few weeks learning a programming language

>tfw it's 3pm and your neighbours are at work while you jack off to retarded shit

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>>36392501
>too stupid to code

>>36392501
>implying webdev is programming

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>>36390130
kys in an original fashion, guy.

>>36392501
>learned to code
>still slaving away at a non-coding desk job

Teach me your remote work secrets.

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>>36390289
>I'll leave behind a family that love me, and that are proud to have known me alongside being grateful what I've done for them when I die.

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>>36390804

You are the best i'm your fan

> yes i'm a wagekek

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>>36390375
And yet you sit here, on r9k. Trying to project superiority over free humans.

>>36390130
>be me
>schizophrenic neet
>never leave the house
>live off of unemployment and disability payments
>have a lot of free time and not really interested in buying stuff or leaving the house, so I just invest most of my money
>tfw able to live comfortably and have a ton of free time

>>36392734
How does one get both disability and unemployment bux? You get dis bux because you are unemployable.

It's oxymoron