>have 5/10 online gf >she's not great but she's

Wouldn't it be easy to knock her up and never talk to her again? I think thatd be pretty funny.

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If you leave her you'll miss her.

If talking to her is hard what I get my online gf to do is read too me.


She'll sit there for hours reading to me, shes read a bunch of classical Russian novels as well as Tolkien and Lewis already.

Audio books are good because I can play strategy games and browse 4chan while she reads to me.

Good luck!

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>>36390582
True she knows my friends though so might backfire

>>36390527
good looks but in what ways is she annoying?

i'd put up with anything except for when she exhibits convo or behavior that indicates she isn't getting enough attention and needs to be validated. i can handle her chatting to guys online to relieve myself of performing emotional maintenance on her, but if she says anything to me about how this one is ignoring her or that one keeps hitting on her, i'd leave a note saying "since i'm not enough for you, go be with your online boyfriend" and silently move out in the middle of the night

>>36390599
Oh in that case just move in with her but don't bring your savings into the relationship.

She'll cheat on you with one of your friends eventually, I guarantee it.

Behind every single girl is a former boyfriend who got tired of her shit.

>>36390600
Did you even read the green text? I'm a online boyfriend, and she's just dumb, that is what's annoying and just what she talks about doesn't interest me at all.

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>>36390619
I'm her first real boyfriend and all my friends think she's disgusting looking and have other GF's

>>36390640
>online boyfriend
>takes trip to spend time with her

Yeah, I read the post.

But now I can see that she'll take care of the problem herself, just keep being your illiterate autistic self.

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>>36390659
"silently move out in the middle of the night"
I DON'T LIVE WITH HER THAT'S WHAT A TRIP IS YOU CANCER RIDDLED CUM STAIN

>>36390527
>Eggman started taking hormone pills instead of the black pill

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What I'm trying to ask here is, what can I do to not hate talking to her and make me enjoy being with her again?

m8 if you need to travel to the other side of america to bang a 5/10 you're not the best looking guy she could get lol

just tell her you only want to be friends with benefits and she can find a bf closer to home, be honest

>>36390703
Options

1. Manipulate her behavior by rewarding with attention when she's interesting, and denying it when boring.

2. Be a man and tell her you're not interested in her anymore.

3. Put up with her and enjoy shitty sex and company.

>>36390703
Nothing. If it doesn't come naturally it's not meant to be. Dump her nicely and let the poor girl find a bf that appreciates her company more.

>>36390527
>online gf
>5/10

You have to divide by 2 the rating if it's a online "partner"
Why are the young of my generation this retarded goddamnnit. And fuck you I'm making a constat here I'm not a snowflake fuck gay people

>>36390723
When you never leave the house settling on 5/10 that plays vidya with you is much easier then trying to get a real girl. I've seen who lives near her they are ugly fuckers. Even my friends agree I'm the hottest guy she'll be with.

>>36390773
yeah sure man you're just this really hot guy browsing /r9k/ who goes across the world to bang mediocre chicks

>>36390789
I'm not hot. I'm dead average. Who can't talk to real girls.
I'm her first BF she's 22, you think she can pick up guys? kek

>>36390703
Stop listening to your so-called friends. Your true friends would never say such things about your gf.

Trust me I had the same thing happen to me at school. Girl was hot and amazing and head over heels for me but friends thought she was annoying and would say she is ugly even though blatantly not true. Made me lose interest in her and I regretted it for 5 years.

If you really care you won't make the same mistake because it will eat away at you.

>>36390527
We're not your personal relationship counselors. Get the fuck out fqggot, reee and such

>>36390835
Already did that back in high school. Had a much better looking GF friends hated her, slowly gave in dumped her, regretted ever since.

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>>36390856
I'd rather talk to strangers then real people =^]

>>36390883
Learn from your mistakes then senpai.

Or if you really think you can't keep it going then just hurry up and sortit out because the longer it goes the harder it'll be to finish it.

>>36390810
did you atleast bang her dude?

>>36390527
dump her and post her contact info so i can be her bf instead

>>36390921
Ofcourse I still liked her a lot back then

>>36390946
She's already got one autist hitting on her other then me, I think he's got dibs

>>36390600
good looks ? nigga i have turned down girls who are prettier than this and i have awful social skills

>>36391027
This is actually one of her better pictures I was gonna get others but her facebook is deleted

>>36390600
>leave a note and move out in the night
That's pretty passive, you pussy.

>>36390982
she looks like a girl i know. what's her first name?

>>36390527
>have gf
>sometimes she's annoying, sometimes she's not
>realise life has good and bad points
>grow up and get to grips with that
>keep gf
Try that.

>>36391083
Her name is *** Where you from anon?

>>36391112
Does it start with A and end with a?

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>>36391096
Thanks your the most solid so far =)

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>>36390527

is it just me, but she looks like eggman lol

>>36391129
Nope 1 A and it's in the middle

>>36390527
you got nudes? post them

>>36391153
Her full name right?

Does she live in Philly?

>>36390658
this is'nt /adv/ plebbit

>>36391154
They're on phone and to lazy to transfer

>>36390527
She just needs to loose weight and put on some make up and she'd go up a few points. You shouldn't string her along if you don't care about her.

>>36391164
Nope WV

>>36391186
True, but I mean I used to like her a lot. I string it out hoping for it to get better.

>>36391188
Alright well let me tell you a secret.


Online relationships eventually get boring for someone. Usually for the more attractive person in the relationship.

If you don't share common interests like playing games together or watching movies/documentaries idk together then it will get boring pretty quickly. You should also realize that having a gf irl isn't excitement and adventure 24/7 albeit a lot more interesting than internet (hopefully a practice) gf.

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Harpoon the landwhale

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>>36391229
Kek'd on that

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>>36390527
>>have 5/10 online gf
That's a 3/10, and a 4/10 with proper makeup.
Just break up. This is how relationships usually work out.
>get to know someone
>spend some time to know moar
>realizing time is better spend masturbating and playing vidya
Had many of such people and burned the bridges to them. No ragrets.

>>36391315
I mean 3/10 is right, I'm getting there

>>36391381
Yeah, tell me when you got the balls to do it. If you manage to do it a couple of times you'll feel truly independent in regards to relationships. You can basically do whatever you like, nobody is bound by contract - so, why give a fuck?

>>36391175
stop being lazy and do it