Robots, tell me about the best orgasm you ever had. >Reeee

>on school trip in high school to DC
>high school gf is on trip too
>all week the sponsors or parent guides are on high alert to prevent anyone from sneaking into rooms together
>try to get some action in a stairwell day 3 and that doesnt work
>everyone is constantly trying to find ways around it all
>last full day in DC, have not cum in a week because absolutely no privacy.
>Get out of shower to someone knocking on door, its my GF looking very hot (size one 105 pound olive skinned dance team chick)
>we have maybe one minute to do anything at all
>she gives me a BJ right then and there and I last maybe 30 seconds
>normally swallows but I cum so much that she champs it out until the end but has to spit.
>She deposits at least a shot glass of cum and spit in the sink
>easily had an orgasm that lasted 10 or more seconds, good seven roper.

>>36553280
Cheating on my wife with my gfs sister she was 18 me 25 she rode me in gfs bed while riding me ask my wifes name came inside her best ever, they both got preg and aborted fuck it

Phone sex with my ex internet girlfriend while I was on Celexa. It's hard as fuck to get hard when you're on ssris. Even if you do it takes ages to cum. When you do you cum buckets, it lasts so long and it comes in waves. I came so hard and I felt chills down the back of my neck. Never felt anything as good. Not even in the actual sex I had.

>>36553280
>take benadryl
>put thing up butt
The only time Ive ever went weak in the knees desu

>>36553551
Cuck celexa is nothing I use to pound away on it

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My first blowjob orgasm. I closed my eyes and it felt like i was falling into a wormhole of space and time, traveling at 999 miles an hour. Nothing will ever beat it

>>36553547
Thats fucked man you had a wife and a gf and fucked her sister? KYS

This only happened once, but i was edging like i always do... but this time, i couldn't cum. The pleasure kept building but i wouldn't ejaculate. It eventually felt so good that i slipped into a state between reality and dreaming while jerking.

Never felt that good before. I wish i knew what triggered it.

>>36553623
Fuck off here is another one for you, 14 had a internet GF for 3 years multiple RL gfs, she comes and visits I fuck her RL gf jealous lets me fuck her in the alley after banging first one was pretty good

>>36553579
Wait you put Benadryl up the butt?

>years ago
>sitting on bed watching porn
>did nothing out of the usual and fapped a couple of days before
>climax
>orgasm so hard that I could feel my asshole pucker and relax a few times

Never have been able to recreate that.

>>36553547
I use to cheat on my wife with her cousin and it was the best sex ever very addicting stopped though

>>36553738
I stopped 2 but it is the best sex, fucking in the parks or beds what ever was great

>>36553716
No but if you take 75-150mg it makes your prostate feel good when you masturbate and increases tactile awareness
Idk why its not more popular, feels great if you can hold off the grogginess

>>36553547
I fucked my brothers BF and it was amazing the thought of being caught made it better IMO.

>girlfriend moved to a different state and live with her mom til we were good financially again >Only talked on phone for 2 months >Stopped fapping a week before i flew out to visit her >Wanted to shock her w huge cum blast >Edge before bed whole >Finally meet up with her but no privacy for first two days >Secretly fondle her constantly when her family cant see >Fuggggggggggggg this is torture >Cant wait to see what my cumshot will be like >Finally alone, suck on her boobs and rub her ass and pussy thru her pajamas for 20 mins >Her pajamas are soaked >She cant take it and starts slowly suck n lick muh dick >Manage for two mins but cant hold out anymore >Tellher to watch and just pump n tickle my nuts >First blast hits me in the face like a 8lb hailstone >Accidently let out tiny fart. Gf readjusts her aim from my face >Rope after rope reaching atleast 4 ft in the air >Continues for another 20 seconds, its raining cum and my belly and chest are saturated >Gfs is in utter shock >I passout a min later

>>36553875
Damn that got fucked up .My bad

>>36553875
>girlfriend moved to a different state and live with her mom til we were good financially again
>Only talked on phone for 2 months
>Stopped fapping a week before i flew out to visit her
>Wanted to shock her w huge cum blast
>Edge before bed whole
>Finally meet up with her but no privacy for first two days
>Secretly fondle her constantly when her family cant see
>Fugggggggggggg this is torture
>Cant wait to see what my cumshot will be like
>Finally alone, suck on her boobs and rub her ass and pussy thru her pajamas for 20 mins
>Her pajamas are soaked
>She cant take it and starts slowly suck n lick muh dick
>Manage for two mins but cant hold out anymore
>Tellher to watch and just pump n tickle my nuts
>First blast hits me in the face like a 8lb hailstone
>Accidently let out tiny fart. Gf readjusts her aim from my face
>Rope after rope reaching atleast 4 ft in the air
>Continues for another 20 seconds, its raining cum and my belly and chest are saturated
>Gfs is in utter shock
>I passout a min later

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This was just a fairly recent memorable one

>house is empty
>finally
>jerk off with lube for the first time in a while
>put on some dirty talk Australian audio
>sweet fucking lord
>fucking blast cum
>lying there and basking in it
>she's still talking
>realize I came with about 4 minutes of audio left
>feel a little disappointed in myself

>>36553922
Thank you. Im posting on grilled ham sandwich

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>>36553280
I'm a thirsty white knight beta and I do stuff for women all the time hoping to have sex and so far it's only worked one time, but it was worth it. She had the most attractive vagina I have ever seen and it smelled like flowers instead of the usual dead fish smell and she sat directly on my face with my nose and mouth inside her vagina. The only way I can describe it is by saying I genuinely felt like I died and went to heaven. Everything bad in the universe just disappeared and I felt like I was a baby wrapped up in a blanket of warm pure loving euphoria.

She gave me a handjob while she was sitting on my face and I came in about 30 seconds but I couldn't stop shaking and leaking cum for another 30 minutes, it was like a straight half hour of my brain just melting over and over.

>>36553966
Damn. U still fap to that?

>>36554025
Yeah all the time but it's difficult to recreate the feeling

>>36553280
That one time, oh Jesus, no idea what I did, no idea how to replicate it
>masturbate as usual, in bed to porn on my phone
>go slow when I feel myself getting close to climax
>draw it out for an hour or something, as always
>finally find porn I want to nut to
>move to toilet for no mess, easy cleanup and no smelly room
>sit on toilet, ready to cum straight into the bowl
>sync up with the girl in the video, and cum at the same moment as her
>holyshit.gif
>no idea what I'm the actual fuck is happening, briefly wonder if I'm dying
>hear thick ropes of cum splash in the bowl like piss
>moan like a bitch, couldn't help it
>drop phone and grab onto the sink as to not collapse (while already sitting, mind you)
>flex every single muscle in my body involuntarily several times
>feel muscles in my back crack and pop audibly that I never knew I had
>ejaculation has long ceased, but I'm still jerking full speed, it still feels like an orgasm
>finally stop flopping around like a literal spastic and catch my breath
>slowing down, still hard, pelvic muscles still twitching
>pleasure subsides as my erection deflates
>look at phone and notice the video has ended already, meaning I've spent at least 2 minutes in pure orgasmic bliss
>toilet bowl completely caked with cum, have to flush three times
>cock and balls sore for 3 days, erections are agony
To this day, I don't know what happened back then, and it never happened again, nothing anywhere close to it. I guess that one time I experienced what a female orgasm feels like.

>>36553280
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>>36553613
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>>36553966
>>36554619
These are the one time god will ever let you know what a female orgasm feels like. God is a cruel mistress

>>36553613
sleep tight porker

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