today a girl just straight up came to me and said I had the virgin

Did you tell her she has the whore stance?

>>36555717
Did you pickle her rick?

t. Mr. Bulldops

>>36555717
>IIIII'MMMMM PICKLE RICK, MORTY! GOD IS- *burp* ISN'T REAL, MORTY! GET SCHWIFTY, MORTY! FOR THE SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY!

>>36555741
What does a whore stance look like? pic please I need to know

>>36556138
Legs slightly spread apart from normal

>>36555717
your response should always be

"are you propositioning me for sex?"

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>>36555717
No worries bro here's how to fix that for the future. Start walking like me and nobody will fuck with you like that again.

i definitely have to stop walking looking down