Last message you've received from a girl

>>36555283
Not for dinner
- mom

Dominate me, Please.

>>36555283
Lol idk it was some Snapchat lol

>>36555283
>You should donate blood so we can get more dc
Dumb sister wants me to buy her more drugs

>>36555283
>It's okay, don't worry
originally

>Alright, I'll get the money to you on Wednesday
-roommate concerning her half of the electric and gas bills

>>36555283
Last night was fun

>>36555283
The last one was when I had a group therapy, some 6 or 7 years ago.

>>36555283

"Hey I want to watch netflix. Mind getting off it for a bit?"

"Outside. Come right out- im not waiting around"

>>36555283
"Cutie"

Last message b4 grillfren goes to bed

>GIF of a dancing BMO

it was actually link to some ad, probably a virus on her pc ;_;

" Ooo :wink:"

On discord, after she asked me what my dick size was, and I told her.

What do we have for homework tomorrow

>>36555997
t.5in thickboi

>>36555283
>sorry, called wrong person

kill me famalamadingdong

>>36556044
Wtf you hurt my feelings anon I don't like that

"I'm hungry for more cock! PLZZZZZZ!" Comepletely real texts my GF just sents me. Eat it and wepp faggots

Me as a grandma oml

>>36555283
Noon at the coffee shop?

>>36556059
How big is your dick anon?

Mine is 6in but it's a thick boi

"i think we should talk about what happened..." What do I say bros?

>I miss hanging out with you
Spoiler: She's trying to lead me on

I mean people are definitely really shitty and i definitely think the way people think about school shooters they clearly dont look more into what the actual problem is bc in their eyes its always just some crazy who shot up the school when like clearly theres more going on there butttt i wouldnt say justified just very misunderstood

My Stacy cousin

"Hey, are you ok? Why didn't you talk to me?"

-Sarah, after graduation in 2013. I never answered her, never saw her again, never talked to her again.

"Delete my number."

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>>36555283
"this is your fault"

- mom, two years ago
mfw

>>36556562
Let me guess anon, you were about to confess but saw her hugging Chad tightly and tearing up at the thought of not seeing him again

>Loki has rolled in red glitter
It's the name of her pet ferret

>>36556562
>I never answered her, never saw her again, never talked to her again.
based

Not counting my mother of course:

>Oh well I haven't read the books so your ok hahahaha and oki coolo Saturday it is then

Saturday didn't go so well.

my gf spamming the letter A at me because I was asleep

my cousin saying 'I love you dude'.

"lol"
If you want the one before that it's "he was the one who switched out of the class"

Am part time normie, therefore have normie conversations

Just some shit about switching our work shifts because she can't work Saturday Dinner anymore.
Talking to females for social reasons is for normalfaggots.

>>36556562

So she followed up on your (presumably friendship) relationship with one single text?

Then she left it alone forever?

Wow.

Still though, excellent strength of character for not contacting her back. I respect that.

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>"It's ok."
Online girl who I've been talking to for years. I tried to say hello, and she said she was busy. I said sorry, and she said it was ok. I just stopped talking because she kept giving 1-2 word responses anyway.

She hasn't started a conversation with me in months, and she doesn't respond to me much anymore. I think she's trying to cut me off? Which sucks because she's the only girl I know.
I'll never find a girl that likes the same shows as me again. I don't want to lose her but I know it's inevitable.

>>36556606
>this is your fault"
Well, was it?

>I'm sorry for being such a careless idiot I'm sorry for fucking everything up and I never meant to hurt you and I know I'll never be able to make it right
didn't reply

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Some shitty normie social anxiety meme that I didn't reply to. before that, ungenuine apology about not replying to my texts. Said it was ok then she didn't reply for like 12 hours. Why do I even put up with myself

>>36556948
Tell us how she cucked you anon

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To whatever extent I thought talking was required or useful, which was not a great extent, you're days overdue to catch that wind.

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"I just got home"

- My oneitis when I remembered for her (at her request) read the book we're going to answer a text about. Planning on saying some shit about the way she treats me if I dont receive anything else. Maybe I will since shes studying and she loves to ask me shit that she doesnt understand, which is...nice? I dunno, shes not too comforted on it so its ok. I still think our relationship is special enough not to call it a big old friendzone. I will make it I'm pretty sure.

lol such hope amirite?

>>36555283

" That's not true G(my name)"

>>36557049
Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but you're an orbiter and won't miss you when you inevitably try to cut her off

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>>36555283
Just some random grill email

'oh damn"
>20 minutes ago
oops

>>36556948
i probably wouldn't answer either, whatever it is, its just going to happen again. at least shes willing to apologize though

>>36555283
Friend saying "yeah ^^"

>>36556606
story pl0x

>>36556854
yea man, when you start getting those 1-2 word replies then it's time to stop texting. Nobody how much you want her to respond back, it not going to happen. ever. You already lost her. Go talk to other people over the internet, there's millions.

>>36556948
>"Stop texting me and lose my number"

>>36556954
well, the logical conclusion here is that both came from the same girl. Maybe she's trying to say she's got social anxiety?

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>>36557085
Thats what my realistic self thinks...

Whatever, I have way too much free time and had a boatload of crushes and shit. Since I'm going just fine in school, there isnt much to worry about yet.

Not losing anything really. Besides, she likes me I like her. I bet my cock she would miss me too. Hey, as long as she isnt coalburning or sum shit its all good-ish. And as I said, maybe I will push through.

>Micky isnt home if you want me to call you

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>>36557049
>asks you to do mundane shit for her
>treats you like crap
>uses you quite literally for only you knowledge
And YOU think you guys have "something special"?

Well bud, boy do I have news for you...

If you're not in it for SOLELY being freinds, then drop her. If you think i'm wrong, then tell me so

>>36557230
She sends me snaps of her hanging out at parties and laughing with her friends. Instagram selfies get at least a hundred likes each time and she even has photos with new people everytime. Not to mention she has a bf. Meanwhile I'm sitting in a dark room pretending not to be jealous. My only face to face interactions are with my family like 6/7 days a week. Social anxiety is a normie status symbol

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"I'm pregnant" left on read for a year at this point. never fucked with chicks again, prefer memes.

>>36557003
will try my besf not to go into too much detail, liked her for a bit, asked her to hang out multiple times in many different contexts (group setting, alone, very clearly just "as friends") blew me off literally every time with multiple excuses at once, eventually stopped asking. realized she only really stuck around me when no one else was around and once her "real friends" showed up i became the invisible man.

she didnt friendzone me, we were never friends in the first place, i was just an entertainer

decided fuck it then, stopped talking to her, then suddenly she wants to talk to me again (about nothing, just vapid tabletalk), so I'd tell her to go do something else. started gossipping about me with her buttbuddies and telling a bunch of people i was depressed.
she came around a month later after not talking to me and suddenly spilling the beans about how she was "worried" about how "depressed" i was. i understand that i told her to fuck off essentially, but she was very clearly only pretending to care since she was laughing the entire time and saying "youre depressed dont try to hide it haha".
ignored her and she did it 2 more times so i eventually just told her to fuck off and stop talking to me. looked very confused and then sent me the messages leading up to >>36556948
only reply i sent was "very uninterested in talking to you dont contact me again please", then she sent that.

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She hasnt texted back since. Rip

>god i loved last night please make me a mommy

>>36557421
Kek. Sandal hating roasties BTFO

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>>36557421
What the fuck did I just read I hope this is a joke and you not being serious

There's nothing special about girls

>>36557446
Yeah I look fucking good with them

>>36557475
Haha it was a joke. Im 100% sure she tried to come up with a comeback. Took so long she forgot to text back

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>"fuck up boyslut"
>tldr gf tells me I have to edge for 30min, every 2 hours today, sending her a snapchat each time

feelsgoodman

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>>36557312
Well putting it like that it seems way more than it is.

Treating like shit is too much. Maybe I've phrased it too beta-ly and it sounded like I'm getting stepped on. She didnt tell me to fug myself or anything. Just memed me a little bit in person and did some incoherent shit that I dont feel like elaborating now.

She doesnt "use" me too, many times I gave her the boot when she became too expectant. Literally this morning I let her get fucked in this quiz because of how ungratefully annoying she was being.

The mundane shit is one in a lifetime. She also does it for me frequently so I end up being the dick here. Payed my lunch like three times this month because I'm retarded and I keep forgetting my money. Other minor things like buying stuff at the bookstore for me and such.

Shes a good friend. I think I'll settle for that.

>>36557390
>group
>alone
>very clearly as "just friends"

I don't understand, are those three separate examples, or are you saying the first two were instances where you you wanted to meet as just friends?

Also, props for not putting up with that bullshit and knowing you're getting "friendzoned^TM" when it was happening. Very proud

>>36555283

>I don't love you anymore, goodbye

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>I showed you my dick answer me

>>36557562
yeah those are three seperate examples, asked her to dinner then when she made 30 excuses for that, asked about casual lunch, then to hang out with mutual college classmates. no to both and same excuses.
and thanks it feels kind of pathetic receiving praise from an internet stranger but also nice

>>36555283
>he sent an email two days ago or something

>>36555283
>are you really that poor?

>haha umm ok

>>36555283
You should get another cat

>>36555283

>You are like every other guy I have ever met anon.

What did she mean by this ?

>>36555283
>have a nice day
- Amazon customer support

"kevin u need to be at church in 10 min. as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD, rememeer? [sic] if u want to be atheist go live somewhwer [sic] else. not in my house"
-mom, last Sunday.

I didn't go.

>Faggot :)

What did she mean by this?

>>36555283
"aw thanks"

gf

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>>36556284
IKTFB
Don't let her entwine you in her beta trap anon.

>I'm awake and aroused, come to bed

>>36555283
Shut your feec

Can we still be friends?

>happy birthday anon! :)

my birthday was a week ago

got 4 tinder convos on the go tho ayy should probably reply to them

>>36558082
ya... i was stuck in it for almost a year and a half
I'm never going back

>>36555283
>Wait what you don't make any sense

>yes daddy
Tinder works, just swipe on fat chicks.

>>36555283
have i hit rock bottom if i am oddly attracted to your picture and i gate animae

I haven't got a message from a girl in 3 years

I don't wanna see you anymore

>tfw this is original

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>>36555283
"How may pages is the soc paper?"

>hiiii
should i respond? it was 2 hs ago

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Used to want to date her now I don't.

>>36559085
Yes you should reply you fucking idiot. Just say "Hey!" or something equally sickening.

>>36555283
>okay
In a group chat for a group project. God, I hate group projects.

>>36555283
>Anon buy me lube
they aren't my girlfriend

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It feels good to say goodnight to a girl even if she is stacy

>>36559840
What's bad about this? Things go awkward between you too?

>>36559972
Nothing is bad about it, I just don't want to date her anymore because I found a girl that seems to actually be interested in me and I'm really interested in her.

>>36555283
"alright"
not very fascinating, is it

>>36560001
Oh alright! Go after that other girl then and good luck friend

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>>36555283
I like how I started this meme
also here's mine

>>36559840
"hey im trying to sleep, wanna send me some voice notes talking about stuff?"
Now she is talking about history whats the next move anon

>"Its clear that you won't listen to anything I say for myself. You are a scared little kid for not facing the issue head on"

She was a typical "not like other girls" hipster tumblrina normie. Didn't reply. Wonderful how females always play the victim
Also this was 4 years ago

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Gf telling me sweet dreams and some kiss n heart emoji on whatsapp

>>36555283
>"I love you. Oyasumi <3"
I still want to die everyday.

>>36557390
Alpha as fuck bro

I did something like this too. I asked her out and she declined so I decided to move on with my life.

Then suddenly she gains an interest in me so I just became suspicious of said roastie and I told her to fuck off and she threw a hissy fit about how I was being mean to her just because she didn't want to go out with me.

Pretty funny. After she said that she started taking everything back and wrote me a letter about how she was sorry and she wants me in her life.

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matched with a nice girl from mexico and she has been helping me learn spanish :^)

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oreginoli oreginoli give me the death i deservioli

>>36560418
Sounds like a bitch, anon.

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>>36560411
God damn I speak Spanish and for a sec I could understand what I was reading...am I losing my mother tongue?

>>36560462
>Sounds like a bitch, anon.
Yeah fuck her all she was wanting from you was for you to agree with her. She's thinking if enough people agree with her that she has it then she doesn't need to get it diagnosed and she can put it in her tumblr bio and show it off

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>>36560462
do i an hero now or later

>>36560497
Basically.
I hate normies who pretend they have a mental illness because it's so le quirky and will get them pity points.

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>>36555283
Well my dudes?

>>36560553
Cut contact with her.
She seems like a manipulative cunt.
Like >>36560497 said.

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>>36560561
Commit suicide after you get off my board.

>>36560247
>whatsapp
She's everybodys girlfriend
sorry dude

>>36560553
Don't agree with her. Tell her straight if she thinks she has it then she should see someone and get it diagnosed instead of telling all her friends "ooooh look at me i have bpd give me attention or ill tell you to fuck off and blame it on my self diagnosed bpd tehe its not my fault"

>>36555283
"Let Me In"

ORZO ORIGIN OTHELLO

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>>36560594
I posted this a few threads back. Is this ok?

>>36555283
See you

originao originao

>>36560576
>>36560576
it's not like i have other people to talk to

cutting her off is cutting off the very last person i have left
>>36560613
she'll just block me

well looks like this is it boys. back to fucking nothing, absolutely no one to talk to.

>>36560638
Obligatory (You)
Ree normie etc.

>>36560638
why doesn't that have your carrier on it? the other one just has wifi, no carrier

fake/10. are you really texting your ipod bro? depressing

>>36560663
>she'll just block me
Trust me it's better than having to deal with her. If she can't be grown up enough to speak like a rational human then it's her own fault.
People who act like that are the type of people to talk shit about you to everyone else they know and then be friends to your face and talk shit about the people they talk shit about to you.

I still have my qt mentally ill female friend because she listens to me and doesn't act like this

>>36560699
you're right desu

i just won't respond to her. probably ever again, since she for sure won't message me and she won't apologize for that (as >>36560613
points out)

oh well i need to kill myself soon anyways.

>>36555283
>that normiebook crying while laughing face
>oneitis

>hahahaha rip

Right after I said I'd see her tomorrow for a final we have coming up. Friendship is comfy af

>No I just thought I felt liek talkign but then I didn't
I replied with "oh ok" and she removed me for not playing along with whatever attention screaming scheme she had in mind, it was soem random chick from long long ago that re-added me and was obviously looking for quick attention, and got butt blasted after I did not go full orbiter for her right away.

Jokes on her though, even as a 30y khv I'm still too tired for women's bullshit and rather ignore them than go along with their petty games

>>36560769
It was me you said that pointed it out as well

I had someone like this and it took me a while to see through their bullshit that they don't care and only want you around for attention and validation when their other friends aren't there to give them it. If she messages you then tell her exactly what you think but if she doesn't don't talk to her

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>>36560680
Oh ok I gotcha
>>36560683
Nah, I don't have a service provider. If I did it'd be green I'm pretty sure. I only use wifi to text. Why would you think I'm lying?

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>>36560492
>>36560492
don't forget man. my parents never taught me spanish, but i lost all the spanish i did know. my goal is to speak it fluently within a few years.

>>36560833
I failed an important test today. This happened. I'm now phone posting because the trackpad on my laptop quit working. I got written up at work for something someone else did. Everything is turning to shit. I don't see any reason to keep going. I dont even want to live.

>>36555283
>I did, at first; but then you included the static into whatever this was and I got the clearer picture that what was happening wasn't caused by something I did. A lot of people are angry about the way you're acting, myself included. If you're going through something (which I know you were based on last year's conversations) and you don't want to raid or play the game or anything, that's fine. However, you didn't respect any of us enough to just say why and that you needed some time. Not knowing why you decided to cut us all off hurts a more than anything you could have said. So please tell me why you decided to do this.

I'm not right in the head, if you couldn't guess.

>>36560934
Now I know you're lying because it's android, so you clearly have two devices at least and probably more

>>36560960
Mate fuck it I'm missing an exam which starts 2 and a half hours, dropping out of uni, got written up at work as well, I only speak to one person, haven't slept all night and my parents are beyond caring and just make passive aggressive remarks towards me now. I'm not gonna sit here and type oh it gets better cause it doesn't its a load of normie shit but what does get better is your ability to cope with it all. You'll feel shit but make online friends to get you buy and find a new job that helps you. Start being more manipulative of people around you and get were you can from that. Don't kill yourself just go out your way to make life shit for everyone around you

>>36560191
Whatever comes to mind first anon, even if its something dull and boring in your opinion.

>It's just when I know I have a car it's a way of me controlling the situation. It's means of transportation don't have to rely on anyone or anything specially when the trains here do not run 24/7

I'm really bad at tinder

>>36556526
You should cherish her

>okie dokie artichokie
I have some others but they aren't confirmed girls so I'm not counting them

>>36560983
??? iPhones only my dude. iMessage and stuff. Cmon now

>>36561130
>talking about rome
>would you suck my dick in latin?
waiting for response

>>36560951
Yeah I only speak Spanish in my house cause my parents don't understand English hopefully I won't forget cause Spanish is such a beautiful language...also congrats on trying to learn speaking with native speakers is the best way to learn

"Lick my milk holes <3 <3 <3"
Gf talking about her nipples, I took too long to reply and then she said
"LICK MY MILK HOLES DAMNIT"

>>36557718
Underpated and original roast

>>36560977
Kicked out of your Wow guild?

>what boxes

exciting!

>>36555283
Buenas Noches <3 (kiss emoji)
[good night]

>okay thanks for letting me know

It was my manager after telling her i couldn't cover a shift

>>36561303
post response

oregalon

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>>36561511

1 boy is included in there, my younger male cousin on the top right corner thus i can't post here

"You make me cry sometimes..."
in response to the bantz

>>36561303
Okay okay pretend that its an old friend whom you've forgotten all your jokes with but you're still close and are genuinely interested in what they've been up to in their life. Ask them about specific things to do with Rome in relation to them, like "why are you studying this" or something.

"Let me take you dress shopping"

>>36562126
Alternatively, from a girl i barely talk to anymore, "you talk big and try to be dominate but youre a sweet lil sub"

>>36562161
so you're a gayboi? kill yourself duckbrain

>"How did it go with (gay friend she set me up with)

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>>36555283
Im fucking done, i tried to be normie and see if i could go out with her but then she admitted to cheating on her current bf.
I was immediately repulsed by her but i decided to humour and see what else she would say.
Apparently after telling her bf he begged her to stay with him until she went back to college.
Poor guy is as beta as they come.
I realized at this point, at 32 years old, that i simply wont ever get a gf, nor do i really want to after this incident.
It seems it just happens to every guy like this.
>guy gets a gf
>dates awhile
>she cheats/finds someone of higher status and wealth
>she breaks up with him/doesnt tell him/turns him into a cuck

And i dont want any of those things, it was already terrible enough talking to her like a retard just to get her interested in me enough to text me back.

Whats the point?
Its just a waste of my effort and time.

lol <3
love you too

"Massage at 11:30"
My sister. We're getting a massage weekly.

>>36560418

hahahahahahahaha

orig

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>>36555283
>Hey do u no if Ricky is seeing anyone
fuck....did i just get cucked

>>36559943
IKR
Just knowing shell be thinking about you before going to sleep and how she likes you enough to be talking to you... (even if its just a friendship) Maybe they even send a couple hearts and shit.
Good times.

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"Can you borrow your calculator to (little sister's name) tomorrow?
6 months ago by mom
I've only had my phone for 2 years so no messages from non-related girls in the history

>>36563875
>Borrow
Its LEND you stupid american

>thanks "anon", youre really sweet. I definitely consider us friends. I would love to jam, could you do it tomorrow night? I'm not really up for much today

she has a boyfriend. this is a nightmare

Goodnight

original412222222212

>>36555283
Hi there yes if that's ok with you. I still don't know the figure sk8ing time but it's pretty Safe to say we will be there from about 10 am till abut 2.30 pm and then Sunday from 9.30-12 so just st let me know what time you arrive and give me a buzz on the phone! Ok see you then. Thx Ann

>>36561305
>speaking with native speakers is the best way to learn

No it's not. Not even close

Learning massive amounts of vocab and then reading shit tons of stuff and listening to shit tons of stuff is the best way to learn, and you don't do that by speaking with natives.

>>36564084
I'm not american or a native speaker
Apologies for abusing the language but I'm sure you caught my drift so it's all good

>"someone likes to live a little on the wild side huh"

Currently talking to her. She's criticizing the fact that I was texting her while driving.

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>>36555283
Mothers are girls too right?

>>36564132
Thanks uni-lingual friendo

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here, no dox pls

>>36555283
will group convos do?

if not i cannot remember

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>"where's the bathroom"

this is excluding mothers.

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Over a fucking year ago anon. Help

>>36560553
Doesn't bpd stand for BiPolarDisorder?
Fuck im retarded

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"good night baby"

5 hours ago

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Woah...
Really...
Makes you think...
Huh...

>>36566100
get out
ree
fuck you
kys
i hope u die

>>36555283
>Facebook messenger
Nigga I ain't planning to lose
If they play it especially well they might beat me, But I've deliberately arranged my cities to form a defensive barrier around the capital
Nigga should've never given me early-game protips, I've taken that shit and used my frequent comfy spawns to run with it

Most of them were Snapchats so I can't remember exactly. Last text was the contently smiling emoji.

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>well i'll stop bothering you lol

>>36555283
Rough translation of one part:
In response to your yesterday's mail... I don't think you're derranged or not grown-up, you've just been scared. And the longer we were messaging, the bigger your fear probably was. Even I had it because it became more than just short message exchange. You don't have to worry about hurting someone in a relationship because you don't know yet how the relationship would go. Perhaps someone could feel great along with you. I don't think there's anything wrong with you to make you think that you should be alone. And to blame yourself.

She keeps hitting on me really hard for quite long time already and I've been dodging or disproving almost all her attempts. Guess I'm a purebred schizoid.

>There's loads of pictures of that night on facebook

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this girl is kinda annoying to be honest

>>36555283
>You're a good daddy I hope you know that!
One of the better things I've heard in my life

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>"Happy late 420!"
The last one before that was eight months ago. mfw

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How is work

-mum

>>36567986
are you indian?
oregano

>>36560418
She probably has bpd if she's that much of a wretched bitch

>>36560683
iOS adds that Back to {app} shortcut button over the carrier when you switch apps.

>She doesn't even know a lil' bit.
Female friend talking in reference to other female friend
inb4 normie reeee

Is your butthole still bleeding? I shouldnt have gone so hard with my strap-on...:(

'' or 'Ok'... But I'm a cyborg.

>>36569015
Damn emojis...

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Cyborg here sup senpai

I'm busy on the weekend, sometime this week?

>>36567987
Lupita huh. She told me that too

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Never got around to asking for forgiveness again.they've probably forgotten about me.

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>>36566068
Nah jewgle agrees with me

>Haha that snake freaking vored that mouse

My sister, has decided to refer any thing ingesting or going into something as vore. Some more examples.
>Fucking soda machine vored my dollar
>He vored the entire pizza
>They were voring each other's dick

She does this purposefully to anger me because she's a meme brat.

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>>36555283
The last message I got was from some girl on steam begging to just give her my TF2 unusual for nothing

Of course I told her to fuck off

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This place is a normie infested scumhole

>>36557718
Hey, I recognise that bulge