> there are people who are not suicidal browsing this

>there are suicidal people on this board who haven't killed themselves

we're the same, you and I

>>36589701
haven't had urges to do it like I use to but I've been having bizarre dreams about it

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>you don't have a complete suicide plan

>>36589920
> you have
> it is painful, hard and risky
> tfw the best you can have in your country

>>36589952
come over to murrica, friendo. after a few years and citizenship, you can get a shotgun and throw yourself a nice going away party

>>36589952
They erected a massive 5 million dollar barrier around the only good bridge to jump off of in this city so now people are just using their balconies or overpasses and its bothering everyone and the jumps aren't even guaranteed instakills.

>>36590011
Your orange prezident will definitely be happy to give me a citizenship.

>>36590038
Maybe try to be obnoxiously American right-wing during the screening process. Really ham up the jingoist, Christian fanatic horse shit.

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So in my country you can't get access to guns (fucking nany state cunts).

I heard in Mexico you can buy lethal animal euthanasia medicine over the counter. Is this true?