HELP ME IM SCARED I WENT TO SLEEP WITH A STOMACH ACHE LAST NIGHT

Prepare for quite possibly the most painful shit of your life. Not memeing, if you have a fecal impaction that thing will rip your sphincter apart trying to push the bastard out, they can be hard as a rock.

Nurse here. You're constipated. Drink a lot of water and go get some milk of magnesia. Add more fiber to your diet in the future.

>>36591408
My stomach hurts right now and I'm in a lecture. I hate using public bathrooms
FUCK

>>36591396
overcome sperginesss and go see a General Practitioner, they can hook you up witht the good shit, unless your american, cause you woudlnt be able to afford a doctor, in which case take laxitives painkillers and pray,

>>36591396
>buy saline enama
>try to hold in the liquid for 20ish minutes, go shit your brains out.
I had the same problem for like 4 months.

Kind of unrelated, but I was shaving my balls for some reason and I made a cut on my ballsack. It doesnt bleed fast or anything, but it doesnt show any signs of stopping.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how dead am I?

>>36591594
You nicked a few blood vessels. Nothing to worry about. Apply some cloth and pressure until it stops.

>>36591629
Okay, thanks. I'm just a bit worried, never had this happen before.

>>36591396
>WHAT DO I DO
Drink more fluids
Eat more beans, rice, and vegetables
Exercise daily, stretches and jogging if you don't want to do weightlifting

>>36591658
SHUT IT FAGGOT, OK??

>>36591396

add alcohol to your life and never have a solid shit again

>>36591396
I once went 2 weeks without shitting, you're fine

>>36591667
also get fat, get liver damage, and perhaps brain damage

>>36591755

Projecting this hard

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Get Benafiber

>>36591396
I got inside safely.
:^) pls stop eating chees.

I'll be gone in2 weeks

>>36591420
>add more fiber
NO DONT DO THIS OP