/britfeel/

Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
Chorus:
Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, what can we do more?
(Chorus)
They say they'll invade us these terrible foe,
They frighten our women, our children, our beaus,
But if should their flat-bottoms, in darkness set oar,
Still Britons they'll find to receive them on shore.
(Chorus)
We still make them feel and we still make them flee,
And drub them ashore as we drub them at sea,
Then cheer up me lads with one heart let us sing,
Our soldiers and sailors, our statesmen and king.
(Chorus X2)

>>36591612
tried to make a thread and kept fucking it up

I'm back from the GP

I said that I messed up with the tranny drugs and that I want to check if I'm permanently infertile
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to gender that I'd need to stop taking the drugs for a sperm sample. He laughed at me.
I declined

Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call

I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional

Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help me

>>36591630
Why do you always have to act like such a paki?

>>36591612
It's not November mate

slept through my alarm again lads, looks like no getting /fit/ for me today

What's that anime where some guy's friends walk through his front door and find him ****ing his sister in the hallway?

>>36591630
He should of prescribed you a lethal dose

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Picture I took when I went for a walk this morning, how can cityfags even compete

>>36591656
Shrek the third xD

>>36591674
City's can be comfy to

>>36591642
What's that supposed to mean?

>>36591670
I don't want drugs, don't know what I want
That was the problem, I got overwhelmed when he asked how I wanted him to help me

>>36591630
sounds like he was just trying to help. seems like you do want to become a girl because you're not comfortable in your own skin and you dont feel masculine. proper trannies have wanted to be a girl since an incredibly young age, this has only become a recent interest of yours.

>>36591670
Should HAVE you FUCKING nonce, learn the difference

>>36591699

>proper trannies

made me giggle, thanks anon

Got my 5000 American Express reward points

Gonna get a 25 quid Amazon gift card

>>36591699
You're wrong, I had these feelings since youth, I didn't understand them though until I entered high school but I was too ashamed due to my early facial hair growth

Alright lads just had a comfy 'spoons lunch with my granddad. Asked him about a couple of britfeel topics;
>on Harold Shipman
Hope I have a doctor like that if I ever get too bad!
>on Elliot Rodger
Such a shame, it's so much harder for young men these days
>on grown men liking anime
*laughs and shakes his head* Worlds a bloody strange place sometime

Also the snooker was on and he said he liked Ding and admired China putting so much effort into snooker.

>>36591733
surprised your gramps knows who elliot rodger is and what anime is

>>36591746
Should have mentioned I had to explain those two.

>>36591746
Almost as if normalslime enjoy LARPing as robots

>>36591765
How did you explain anime

>>36591831
Japanese cartoons for adults. I didnt mention all the waifus and sex or anything like that

>>36591733
i talk to my mum about shipman fairly often, she quite often supports him

>>36591730
how can you know if you want to be a girl though? you have never lived as a girl, and even if you do fully transition, you still wont get treated like a girl.

>>36591730
how many credit cards do you have now big man?

>>36591864
Good he probably would of thought you were strange if you did
I don't even tell people I like anime I'm actually quite ashamed about it

>>36591892
its quite a normal thing to like anime, i find. most normies i know, and girsl i dated, have watched some anime. yeah, they normally only like really popular anime such as death note or attack on titans but most people probably wont ased if your just like "yeah, i enjoy watching anime".

>>36591892
He already knows I like pro-wrestling which is bad enough.

>tfw heard a lecture from a blind guy on racism and perspective is now fully changed

>>36591956
>"people think the way they look is the worst thing about niggers, it's actually the way they smell"

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liking dual monitors
makes recording shit easier

>>36591980
*tips fedora* Heh, How True My /Politikul/ Friend....

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I'm bored of britfeel now. Smell ya later losers

>still no britfeel IRC
>still no way to chat with the lads
>inb4 spyware discord

>>36591999
what is you vertical monitor?

>>36592100
alright lads made an IRC join via an IRC client like hexchat or use a webchat like https://rizon.net/chat

join #britfeel

it's on the rizon network

Just showered my disgusting body lags. Feeling /fresh/

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anyone got the pic of the British 80/90s clothes pack? it has a polo shirt and Adidas gazelle in the set.

thanks

>>36592103
a dell something
the shitty TN panel colours looks naff right next to my IPS display
but it'll do for browsing the chon

I think I had a wet dream last night for the first time in my life.
it was a dream of me watching CP, should I kill myself?

anybody know anything about Alfred Wallace? I'm stuck for things to write about in my dissertation

>>36591693
>What's that supposed to mean?

Being rude and ungrateful to a medical professional who is treating you for free is such a paki thing to do.

And we can add it to a long list of paki things you do. So if you don't want to be a paki, why do you keep acting like one?

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Alright lads just got an Amazon delivery. Want to guess what's inside?

it's dropped all the way down to 14 degrees in my house

>>36592355
Papaya soap.

>>36592355
a book or two

>>36592355
pocket pussy
very not original

>>36592355
originally persona 5

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Just bought a book from Waterstones for 3 pounds more than it would cost at Amazon.

Baffles me how Waterstones and book stores in general manage to stay in business

>>36592392
It is indeed a book, care to guess which one?

>>36592442
in search of the human mind
i dunno m8 im not clairvoyant

>>36592442
I'm going to say a mango, Goodnight Punpun.

>>36592442
Xi's biography

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>>36592503
>>36592467
>>36592462
All wrong. Let's find out.

>>36592547
king james bible a best bible desu, good choice

>>36592436
I think some people dont want to wait for delivery or dont want ebooks

>>36592436
You answered your own question before you asked it.

>>36592547
>Duhhh I do whatever an old book says

Fuck your christ you stupid spastic.

>>36592436
It's nicer to physically buy a book, I think.

>>36592644
That was edgy lad. Leave him alone. Stop creating a scene; you're embarrassing yourself.

>>36592355
Bum Boys 3 on DVD?

>>36592589
Thanks lad. Been a long time since I thought about religion and felt the urge to explore it recently.

Lads, I get the same bus every morning to work and there's this one girl I see a few days of the week. She usually gives me a quick smile but today she said good morning. What did she mean by this?

>>36592696
She meant that it was morning. Did she say it in the evening? Is that what's got you so confused?

*an emission of gas from the anus*
SNIFF SNIFIIIFFFFFFFF aahHHHH
>an emission of flatulence from the anal passage
SNIIIfffFFFFFFFFFFFFFF M MMM YEAaahh

>>36592696
Women are incredibly ignorant about the lengths men will go to interpret a friendly interaction as a sexual advance.

Almost certainly, all she wants from you is a friendly "Good morning".

Normies appreciate this type of superficial interaction.

Desperately hoping she might want to shag you is just that - a desperate hope.

Don't get me wrong. She might want to shag you. But she hasn't given the slightest indication as of yet.

>>36592696
It means one of two very exciting things.
First, that you are becoming a familiar but not friendly face to her, and she would like to get to know you. She has cautiously wished you a good morning to see whether you will take it from there and that this may potentially blossom into a full relationship.

Secondly, and perhaps more likely, you have on more than one occasion watched her for slightly too long. In this instance, she has said good morning to remind you that she feels uncomfortable with your staring and to please stop.

If you want my advice, the next time you see her you must greet her first. Then, depending on which of you are on the bus first, either make room for her to sit next to you or take your seat next to her. If the latter is not possible just keep walking until you find a seat nearer the back, do not ask or wait to sit with her. If you are successful however and can spend the journey seated next to her you will be able to talk to her and ask her out to have a proper chat.

It really is that easy.

>>36592318
I think Bill Bailey did a documentary series on him, try watching that lad

A girl didn't flinch when her arm brushed against mine on the bus today.

Goodbye you stupid virgins.
I'm basically a Chad now.

>>36592911
to be fair most people who go on public transport are used to brushing against other passengers

>>36592911
>girl didn't instantly look away from me when we made eye contact

If you guys want any tips on women feel free to ask.

>>36592816
Seems likely lad
>>36592877
Maybe lad

Forgot to mention, I was in McDonalds with my mates before going to the pictures and she walked past me and said hey. Shes pretty cute but looks ethnic. I'm not sure how to go about this tbqh, don't want her to think I'm some creep trying to pick up girls on the bus. Probably just go back to saying morning to her and then sinking back into my phone

>girl existed in the vicinity of me

fucking virgins, i am chad thundercock

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>>36592953
>ethnic

>>36592953
>looks ethnic

wew lad your /pol/ retardism is clouding your ability to not be a superficial cunt

>>36592996
>I want to have acid thrown in my face

>>36592996
it's the other way round you dip

>>36592953
>s-s-sorry I want to s-secure the existence of my people and a future for white c-c-children

started drinking nice and early again lads. even though I am ill

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r8 my new case lads

Lads I was smiling at my own reflection on the train today and a girl on the platform outside thought I was smiling at her. She waved and smiled back which snapped me out of admiring myself.
Just before the train pulled out of the station I had enough time to open the window and shout out to her "Sorry I'm MGTOW"
I hope she wasn't too upset

my mum is retarded. if i ever mention anything to her about my brother, she goes and tells him what i said. i said it looks like my brother is gaining weight and she told him within 5 minutes of me mentioning it.

>>36593123
What's the website lad?

Lads, lets say you got a voucher for amazon, would you either:

>buy multiple cheap items
>buy one expensive item

>>36593175
One expensive thing usually, I usually just spend them on video games tho

>>36593175
depends how much I got, if I could get one more expensive thing I wanted then sure but if not multiple cheaper things would be the order of the day

>>36593175
I'd buy a load of sweets

>>36593175
Even when you don't have your trip on, you still post like a paki

>>36593175
depends on what interests i have at the time

usually multiple cheap items unless there is a game out that i want

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Hope you are all having good and comfy days today lads.

- Kev x

>>36592895
I watched that while it was on. bit informal to cite, laddie. That said, I only needed to know if he ever wrote anything about snakes. I don't think he did

Hey it's the homeless britbot here

I'm now in a mental institution

Will be coming out in two days

I have been prescribed anti psychotic and anti depressant meds

Also since I'm classed as mentally ill i might be able to get shelter

>>36593453
how did you end up there lad?

>>36593471
Had a psychotic episode in public. I was first arrested then transferred to a ward. Got diagnosed with schizophrenia although it's probably just autism desu senpai.

>>36593508
I wonder how many of us here also suffer from a mental illness. Bound to be at least 50%

>>36593508
go on. what did you do?
that's actually not original

>>36593508
>Got diagnosed with schizophrenia

wut, a schizo diagnosis takes months

>>36593538
Well lad let's find out

https://strawpoll.com/24g6sc8

>>3659353

bought heroin and crack from a homeless person to kill myself. Then acted weird from it.

>>36593571
Been here few days. I still need a final diagnosis but the junior doc thinks it's schizophrenia

>>36593582
>I'm in the minority
really??

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>>36593582
>Do you have a mental illness?
>100% yes vote

>>36593156

go customized uk

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Anyone going to MCM London comic con on Friday 26th may?

>>36593654
Might be meeting up with a Dutch friend who's visiting from it. My other friend wants us to cosplay Rainbow Six Siege characters, but I think it's a dumb event to go as military shooter characters to, especially when the kit is so expensive and it's fucking London

>>36593654
Too many people for me lad sorry

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/Britfeel/ Public Service Announcement!
-------------------------------------------------------

Don't buy pic related lads, they're fucking grim

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>Two Islamic terrorist plots foiled in Britian today

>>36593703
is calling them terrorists really necessary? just say muslim

>>36593675
Cosplay is turning adults into children

>>36593654
It was good 10 years ago but now it's genuinely shit. Full of faux nerds and sluts.

>>36593739
>and sluts.

sounds good

>>36593739
I pulled at the last convention I went to so I wouldn't have it any other way

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This is the only cheeky pic i could sneak

We're having pudding now

Pretty cozy but everyone is fucking crazy

>>36593751
>>36593765
It's just a glorified carboot sale, there's no need for any of that. Used to be you went to pick up rare movies and comics.
It's been ruined by fucking weebs. The quality of the goods sold there has dropped off a cliff because of it.

>>36591630
Pakis are so subhuman

>>36593596
>junior doc thinks it's schizophrenia
don't go around claiming to be schizo then chances are it isn't given it effects 1% (roughly) of the population - and my diagnosis took years so doubt the junior doc knows what he's going on about desu - if you do have it though good luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IljTDzO_X8E

>>36593712
That would be fucking racist you disgusting UKIP voting shitlord.

we /mentalillnessfeels/ now

>>36593843
What race is Islam? What race is Islam? What race is Islam?

>>36593782
I only go to buy a few decent quality figures, doujin and in hopes that i might make a friend

>>36593778
where are you lad

oregano

>>36593866
>i go to make female "friends"
I hope your ugly mug gets posted on here so we can laugh about how pathetic you are.

>>36593782
i have never been to one tbqh. i dont even live in london and i cba traveling to london for it.

>>36593792
We'll see. Got a final consultation tomorrow.

Get to watch the fucking chase now

Anyone walked a national trail?

Been looking at a few days of the Pennine way just to escape for a bit.

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>>36593871
Wales. How about you kid?

This is the TV room

>>36593874
that is a bit harsh lad. you got something stuck up your bum or something?

state of you. you sound even more pathetic than him.

>>36593913
How the fuck is his body bent like that?

>>36593925
It's because your desperation is so transparent.

>>36593913
do your parents know about your whole ordeal?

>>36593874
I said a friend, not female you plonker

I don't actively go around asking people to be freinds cause they're mainly all furries and fags, just hoping i might meet a decent person who i can hang out with and talk about shit i like with

>>36593949
I can see right through you, I know exactly why you're going.
>m-muh shy qt gf

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>>36592547
did you just buy the standard KJV bible? how much did it cost you I was thinking of buying one too

>posted this last night
>fall for it again and go to bed at 5am thinking I'll wake up and do something productive
>sleep in a nightmare induced haze till now, 12 hours later

theres no way out of NEETdom, don't fall for the memes

>>36593719
Nothing wrong with that. Dogs play the same way all through their lives, why shouldn't adults get in touch with their fantasies?

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>>36593929
Everyone is fucked here lad.

>>36593948
Yes. Come here to often i feel bad for them fucking waste of their time.

>>36593949
>person
girl
>hang out with
have sex with

>>36593981
could they not have given you somewhere to stay when you were going to be homeless?

>>36593943
im not him ya bell end. i just think laughing at people because people for reasons stated is absolutely pathetic.

>>36593965
>how much did it cost you
Only a fiver. /britfeel/ church group when?

>>36591870
It's partially a body thing and being able to dress how I want

It's not about other people, it's about me

>>36591883
Just 3
Getting a 4th soon

>>36593981
What an absolute state.
Lad the kind thing to do is to put a pillow over her until she stops breathing.

>>36594017
what's your forth one going to be?

>>36592348
>Being rude and ungrateful to a medical professional who is treating you for free is such a paki thing to do.
He was anti-trans and ignoring my main issue

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>often make fun of kids for being dumb and not knowing shit
>found out today I don't know how to use a telephone and got laughed at by my coworkers

k-karma amirite lads..

>>36594039
There is no such thing as trans. No wonder people are fed up of you immigrants, wasting NHS time like this.

>>36593778
Rice pud?

>>36593963
>>36593994
>projecting this hard

even if he is going to find a girl, the fuck is wrong with that? normies always go to specific places in an attempt to find a girl.

>>36593223
Not me but I am not sure what to buy with my Amazon voucher

>>36594046
>I don't know how to use a telephone
u wot

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>>36591612
The future is brown/black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautifu big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36594058
>waiting a year to go to an event for the sole purpose of finding a girl who is only there to get attention
It's desperate and pathetic. Worse than using online dating.
I thought robots had a little more self-restraint and respect.

>>36594036
It's a cash back one
But I need to meet some conditions

>>36594017
its always about other people to an extent. our identities are reinforced through interaction.

its like people who lift weights, they always say its for them and not other people but its still to an extent still about how other people see them

>>36593999
Not unless you are ill, disabled, pregnant etc

Maybe now they will help. Hoping this diagnosis goes thru

>>36594017
>it's about me
Incorrect. If you had grown up without other humans around you, would you still feel as though something was wrong? (the answer is no)

>>36594066
Not my proudest moment lad. I've never used a landline so was a bit flustered.

>didn't know how to connect it to an outside line
>couldn't enter all the numbers the second attempt and got confused
>asked girl next to me to put the number in so she did, spend about 20 seconds trying to find the button to confirm the call but found it does it automatically

bet she thinks I'm retarded now

>>36594105
no I mean your parents, sorry I should articulated myself better

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/britfeel/ confirmed for a bunch of nutcases

>>36594134
I voted 8 times in this

>>36594080
you're projecting again lad. if he was going for girls, he could just be taking advantage of the opportunity, not limiting his opportunities until this event comes up.

its like saying normies who go to freshers week to pick up girls are desperate and pathetic.

>>36594133
Don't wanna ask them cuz they're poorer than me so i pretend to be okay financially

>>36594068
the white women on mumsnet cant stop talking about this ffs

>>36594156
Do you even know what projection means? I'm not the one crawling to London because he's so thirsty.

Utterly pathetic. I hope he is ridiculed behind his back and thrown out when he tries talking to anyone.

oh it's great being Russel Howard on bbc 3

>millennials won't dare say you're unfunny

"shows cat reaction video"

>You get to appropriate EVERY online meme with your big beautiful Bristol...

*cuts to Boris Johnson video*

https://youtu.be/9mPtKgX370k

>>36594114
>connect it to an outside line

what

>>36594163
well mate if you were gonna be out on your ass surely you have to cut you're losses and ask them if you can move back in, I bet they will ask you why you didn't come to them for help

>>36594186
offices often have internal telephone systems

>>36594209
intracom

>>36594097
Of course it's about others, it's 100% focused on appearance.

>>36593910
I've done the Pennine Way and the Pembrokeshire Coast Path (and the Coast to Coast, although that's not an official National Trail).

>>36594227
How long did it take you do Pennine Way, the full 2 weeks?

>>36593712
Mummy May said Islamphobia will never be tolerated Deano, so shut your fat, white trash mouth.

>>36594168
>Do you even know what projection means?

yeah but you obviously dont if you dont understand what i mean. you're projecting your ignorance onto him. projecting does not only mean "n-no, that is not me, its you".

grow up lad, you sound like a child.

>most of /britfeel/ is mentally ill
>this is confirmed with an intense argument because a lad talked about going to a convention

Makes a nice change not to be the one having the huge argument.

>>36594134
theres a difference between saying you have a mental illness and actually having one, just look at the attention seekers on social media. They outnumber the people with real problems

>>36594113
Yes, I'd still hate some of my body features

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Think I'm going to be sacked because my female manager didn't find my white girls be trippin comment funny

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Metal Gear Online 2 better be fun as shit other wise I've wasted a few hours.
I jerked off lying down last night, my goodness, what an experience that was.
Post waifus

>>36594311
most people who said yes probably dont have a proper mental illness. most people here dont suffer with anything beyond anxiety.

>>36594039
You are having an identity crisis because you hate being a paki, but you are a paki through-and-through. So you think the problem is that you are female and you shouldn't be male. But the real problem is that you are paki and trying to be white, but being white is literally the complete opposite of what you are in every way.

You're a paki sex criminal, just like your father Iftikhar.

>>36594311
Maybe I should have said 'diagnosed mental illness'

>>36594262
Yes, I think so. Check weather and accommodation before you set out. It absolutely hammered down on several days and we got soaked. Had all the digs booked in advance so we couldn't really avoid it.

>>36594359
She cant sack you for a silly joke like that, surely?

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>>36594393
I hope not laddie, but she seemed really pissed about it and ranted about how sexism isn't funny. She'll probably put racism in there as well even though I'm white myself

>>36594416
that is fucking frightening lad. some people dont arf not know how to take a joke. its usually women that act like this, and is exactly why i rarely crack jokes in front of them

>>36594269
Please explain what about that is projection.

I'll wait.

>>36594322
You wouldn't because you'd have nothing with which to compare it.

>>36594416
>She'll probably put racism in there as well even though I'm white myself
Good, putting down whites is a problem cuck.

YuGiOh Monopoly?

https://www.zavvi.com/toys-games/monopoly-yu-gi-oh-edition/11335259.html?affil=awin&awc=2549_1493312541_3e7eb763237af3f0e7b8e98b8ea72e20&utm_source=AWin-47868&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=AffiliateWin

>>36594464
Yeah I didn't even say it to her, she just heard me say it to a guy I work with who also got disciplined for laughing at it which I feel a bit bad about. The absolute state of our country

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Hello lads.

Been awake pretty much for five days solid. Doctor has given me some zopiclone to take tonight as a last ditch effort.

Has arranged a psych evaluation for the morning.

tfw about to be sectioned.

>pic related

>>36594464
Women ruin the dynamic of any group they're in. It's why we had to ban them here.

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>>36594360
>hes never laid down on his back, pulled his legs up over his head and cummed directly into his mouth/face

>>36594484
>white women

Literally nigger tier

>>36594507
Stop smoking spice you fucking arsehole

i just want a big stupid idiot job but without working with all the other other big stupid idiots. what do i do.

>>36594514

Yes! it was OUR decision!

>>36594531

tfw your brain chemistry has caused that degree of insomnia and you don't take drugs.

>>36594360
>I jerked off lying down last night, my goodness, what an experience that was

I do this every time I masturbate, doesnt everyone? Its the most comfortable way

>commit a gender hate crime
>act surprised when there are consequences

/britfeel/ pls

>>36594490
who are you going to play with you're a friendless paki who spied on the last group of 'friends'

>>36594560
>cheeky banter
>gender hate crime

you're feeding this nation to the dogs!

>>36594560
>hate crime

this phrase has lost all meaning

>>36594514
>It's why we had to ban them here.
Lol what? This placed danced like a pathetic dog when Kentanon would show up. Only reason it stopped was her Chad boyfriend started giving her enough attention and Cumbria anon stopped buying her games.

anyone else just scared to spend money? I want to buy a book but im afraid in case I need that money for something important later on

My dad has fucked the house even more
Tore out a wall and banisters
No carpet on the stairs or first floor, or second floor

>>36594574
Family, obviously

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all the one bedroom properties near me cost like 500+ a month what the fuuuck

i need to live here to do my masters but i only have a part time job until student loans start

oh fuck lads i'm so stressed out

>>36594600
But we knew that was a guy, what are you smoking?

>>36594622
Absolute opposite mate. Just bought a signed Anthony Fantano poster

>>36594654
Hoping thats a joke haha

>>36594600
>one pathetic tripfag represents /britfeel/
hello newfriend

>>36594575
Banter implies a joke, but sexism isn't funny

>>36594638
>Over 25
>Still live at home, thrown out of Uni, playing monoply with his rapist dad, beaten mummy and more sucessful siblings
Is this how you dreamed your life being Amir?

>>36594654
this better be bait m8
origami

>>36594469
i already explained it. its your fault if you dont understand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

read this and you might understand it better.

>>36594622
Get a job, NEETscum

I spent something like 1000 quid since I got a job 3 months ago

>>36594664
Only a woman would lack the sense of humour to find sexism unfunny

>>36594661
>>36594674
Why would I bait about something like that lads?

>>36594677
>he can't do it
>doesn't know how what he said relates to anything

HA HA HA HA HA
You're nearly as embarrassing as the sad cunt you're trying to defend.

>>36594680
ive had and lost two jobs because of the voices in my head constantly talking to me, ive posted about them before

Turns out my mum Islamically divorced my dad over a decade ago

>>36594668
At least we'd be happy, just playing with siblings though

>>36594638
>wall torn out
>banisters removed
>no carpet

yeah it really must be 200k+ house

How to win an argument on the internet:

Use the word "projecting"

>>36594715
>At least we'd be happy
Earlier today you started blubbering at the doctors you pathetic paki. We both know you're desperate to come off as a 'winner' on here but it's impossible. You're a sad failure of an abomination.

>>36594692
post the poster, or an online receipt if youve ordered it

>>36594696
>doesn't understand it. wont look into it.

are you autistic lad? literally everything you have said is projection

>>36594753
I do understand it, which is why I successfully challenged your use of it. You're unable to defend your use because you lack the understanding.

>>36594744
Fuck you got me lad

>>36594654
That's a coincidence, I just bought a signed Anthony Loggato poster.

>>36594680
>be neet
>get called NEETSCUM
>have a job/try get a job
>get called a fucking normie

how do you win poley?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiGE1RUzh8I

>>36594765
>i d-do understand. i wanted to see if you do

i already defended my use in the previous reply. im not going to repeat myself. you're the one that originally questioned my use of the the word, if you claim to understand now its because you understand my previous statement or you're lying.

>>36594740
yes lad, keep it up :-)

>>36594844
Still can't explain how it's projecting huh? Boy you've been schooled hard.

Victory #1

Thanks for playing, kids

WHAT IS THE APPEAL OF DIE ANTWOOD REEEEE

>>36594862
nice dodge lad. you have already contradicted yourself.

>>36594905
I know you can't so let me ask again. Explain how it was projecting.

>>36594740
>>36594851
Wew, looks like he hurt a nerve.

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>>36591630

this GP has to deal with people who are suffering from cancer etc, manchild walks in and wants to be genderfluid he hasn't got time for your feels bro. Go play some videos games or some shit life will get better 4 real dawg u feel me senpai

>>36594134
Nutter uprising when?

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>>36594360
Got to get a new monitor and a new mouse.

Might get one of them stripy russian shirts and pretend I'm in the VDV.

Or maybe I won't because that's insane.

Posted.

>>36593123
Excellent choice tbqh lad.

>>36594932
I've had enough of this fucking cunt.

As soon as his court case is over I'm phoning The Sun and telling them the whole story.

Hopefully they'll run a good old "Rochdale Sex Beast Avoids Being Caged" story. If, that is, he does manage to avoid being jailed.

anybody else have a really detailed mumsnet account that tells a significant backstory and history about a family you have?

Most of my posts are about struggling with temptation of wanting to cheat on my fictional husband.

Pre-workout kicking in lads. Time to GET BIG SHOOP-AH!

>>36592100
>>36592159
fb.com/britfeel

>>36594971
>phoning The Sun and telling them my whole fake story
Who cares? Do it now so they can cover the court case.

>>36591630
Bright side, at least you weren't arrested the second you stepped out the door like last time

Maybe it's time to accept that you're not transgender and just a bit of a fruit

>>36595002
Newspapers don't publish stories about things that are still going through court. It's against the law in the UK.

>>36594980
I hate going on mumsnet/netmums, it's either incredibly depressing or really stupid they. Also they talk in a fashion that I don't fully understand

>>36595001
as if id ever let anyone know i browse this shithole

>>36595020
no it isn't
don't talk about things you don't understand, your characters are bad enough for this thread as it is

>>36595050
>implying I have friends that know what britfeel is
>implying I have friends

Nice.

>>36594915
you're projecting because you think the way you see the situation is a true reflection of the reality. you assume that the other person shares the same properties that are projected in your mind because you're ignorant and can only see the situation from a limited point of view. the identity you have formed of the person the other person is a judgement of yourself, and a reflection of your own morals.

"Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities "

>>36595060
http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/a_to_c/contempt_of_court/

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Any of you nerds ever seen SUBMARINE?

I don't think any other film will capture the essence of /britfeel/ better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0YEVNacmtw

Is the anon who fucked his cousin around? Kinda want to have ago at mine but I'm not sure if it's worth the risk.

>>36595113

was interested until poser skinny jeans indie cunt alex turner playing his shit brand of music became apparent.

>>36595090
You're saying I unconciously go to MCM to look for girls? That's an interesting theory.

>>36595113
>friends with a girl
>britfeel
no

>>36595102
try reading that, it regulates how they are reported, it doesn't prevent them from being reported

>>36595113
Isn't this the little faggot from Tracy Beaker?

>>36595113
I don't think you understand what we're about here.
We're letting you go, you have until the end of the thread.

STRONG AND STABLE

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>>36591630
>Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
>He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz

Thats the exact same thing that happened to me, they prescribed setraline and ended up sending me to some suicide clinic or something. I even wrote down on my note I gave them that I don't believe depression and its a circumstance thing.

I'm too paranoid and anxious to go outside or do anything for years, ofcourse i'm feeling dejected and worthless. It just feels condescending and lazy they do this depression shit to you, they prescribed the exact same thing to my normie brother

>>36595001
Anyone on this deserves to be doxxed and ridiculed here.

>>36595149
Try reading it and understanding it.

Can you find a newspaper article about an ongoing trial that names the defendant? I bet you can't find a single one from the last 10 years.

Thinking of building a PC lads. I've built one in the past but I prefered my PS3. My mate is willing to sell me his GTX 970 for 100 bong. What's a good CPU and motherboard I can buy? Hopefully coming to around 250 bong in total

>>36595220
All 38 of them?

>>36595247
Let me open up BBC news. Oh look, an article from today detailing the proceedings of the Air Pollution publication, before the verdict was reached.
Wow, and what's this? Oh, the defendent is HM Government.

Want me to keep going?

>>36595260
i5 4690K is decent enough.

Cheapo now as well.

I complimented a strange girl today and didn't spill any spaghetti.

This small step for normies and a giant leap for robotkind.

>>36595261
>thirty-eight

three

>>36595288
Ah I meant 250 including the cpu and motherboard but cheers anyways lad

>>36595202
What do you want them to do?
>tell them you don't believe in depression
>surprised when they can't do anything for you

>>36595139
no, im saying you're judging him based on your own unconscious qualities. you think its wrong, so you're projecting your morals onto him. to begin with, he didnt even say he was going to look for girls, so your beginning assumption that he was going to look for girls is a huge projection. for whatever reason you judge people going to an MCM want to pick up girls and you attached this outcome to him. perhaps you would go to MCM to look for girls, or you know people who have, so you assumed he would, which was a projection on your behalf.

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>numale
>fat slag gf
>cosplay

>this is who you post with on /britfeel/


How do you defend yourselves?

>>36595284
I should have specified a criminal trial where a private individual is the defendant. I didn't think I had to make that explicit but clearly I didn't understand the autism that I am up against.

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saw a woman with a jiggly bottom wearing these today.
nearly lost my sperm

>>36595202
They're just like anyone in any other service industry

They want to pigeonhole your issue and then just read off a script, the textbook response

>>36595346
His gf is good looking.

>>36595337
I was hoping for them to explore options to help alleviate anxiety and suspect paranoia traits.

>>36595331
Sorry didn't see the 250 total.

Tbh if you can stretch to 300 you can get a decent enough mobo for 50

>>36595370
DId you say "I'd like us to explore options to help alleviate anxiety and my paranoid traits"?

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>>36595347
she's not even butters, pure munt

>>36595370
Which they did but you refuse to do because they attached depression

Doctors have to see 60 different people a day, they are there to prescribe you the best course of treatment, not hold your hand and be your best friend and take you for ice cream.

>>36595049
DD and DD talked to DH about DS with PMT and HRT

>>36595436
you forgot OH as well but yeah I literally know what none of those mean?

>>36595388
I don't really talk to them and communicate well, I handed her a note with instances of the illnesses and hoped she'd connect the dots, especially since I've been diagnosed with stuff previously

>>36595411
thats why I'm not going again, I was talked into going. I mentioned to them I don't believe its depression and mentioned instances where I've possiblity being a danger to others and myself due to anxiety or something.

>>36595471
Yeah cause you obviously know better than a doctor

shouldn't have started drinking at 4:30 tbqh

>>36595346
Callum the cunt

>>36595486
Poley has contempt for doctors, lawyers, and professional individuals. He thinks he is better than all of them.

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>THIS is what people with girlfriends are bragging about in here

Callum you are genuinely pathetic.

>>36595516
He's an advanced form of special snowflake.
He can't have a normie diagnosis of depression, that isn't good enough.

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>>36595486
I don't obviously, I respect them but you could go on forever reasoning why the GPs perform like this, muh tories or whatever you want. They're most likely overstretched and just cutting corners and doing stuff by the numbers.

two of my brothers went to the same GP surgery and got prescribed the exact same treatment even though our circumstances and troubles are vastly different, you can't tell me this is effective treatment

as I said it was just one appoinment, It was just a desperation thing as I was pretty dejected at the time but its made me realize I can only help myself, that includes missing out on most of what people enjoy in life but I don't care that much, small steps for me.

>>36595577
Is your girlfriend better looking?

She is attractive. I'd give her one.

>>36595356
Amir why didn't you reply to that last post?

>>36595577
what's her body like??
cemento orangina

>>36595632
she's a bloater
myspace angles and photoshop in every picture

I should really go to the doctor or some shit about anxiety. I figured it was just a meme but it's actually getting pretty bad now.

>>36595646
do you have any pics of her

okay it's not original ffs

>>36595611
>Missing out on most of what people enjoy in life

And you don't think you're depressed?

>>36595673
It's really sad to see how he's convinced himself of this and rejects help because he's so ill informed

>>36595616
lmao this is callum
enjoy your buyer's remorse

>>36595692
I'm not Callum, I wish I was banging that. I am a chubby chaser though.

I also think it's ridiculous to look down on anyone's girlfriend when you have none of your own and no chance of getting one.

Fair enough if you are turning down girls like that right and left, but you aren't, are you?

>>36595620
Because that post was just being mean

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Look what came in the mail. Eating good tonight lads.

>>36595721
>so desperate for a girl he'd settle for a fatty

>>36595721
Literally anyone here could date a fatty lad, it's called having some self respect and not doing that to yourself

>>36595732
But Amir if you really were happy it would be able to be laughed off.

>>36595746
I wouldn't "settle" for a fatty. I actively prefer them.
>>36595768
I don't think so. I think most people here would have trouble getting a girl like that.

Like I say, fair enough if they are fighting them off. But most people here have zero options. Including me.

>>36595768
i wouldent date a fatty even though i easily could. not sure if its because it would be embarrassing to walk around with one or i just find them disgusting, maybe both.

>>36595796
But Callum, it's not imperative to have one. You CAN be single you know. There's no need to tow this moon-faced pig around just to try and impress us.
Because quite frankly it doesn't, it's just kind of sad to see that you think it's an achievement.

>>36595673
I'm not going to self diagnose myself (I got diagnosed with this shit like 7 years ago anyway) but is what I assume to be anxiety that causes me from travelling, socialising or just doing anything really. It has a knock-on effect which mimics depression, I would be capable of happiness.

Its so ingrained now I don't even know how it'd be fixable. I haven't been able to travel further than 60 miles in all my adult life and when I did I had a couple of what I assume to be panic attacks. that was years ago and I haven't attempted since. If I leave the house by myself I have paranoid episodes

>>36595796
I've rejected my fair share of fatties in my time. I've come to terms I probably won't ever get a cute gf but I'll never stoop so low to date a fat girl

Should I vote for conservative or labor in my local elections? I was leaning conservative but the labor candidate lives on my street.

Who's this Callum lad? Did I miss some shit while I was on the bus/dinner/wank cycle.

Lads, I want a speedboat. Is that normal?

>>36595853
It's a money pit lad, don't do it

>>36595818
>I'm not going to self diagnose myself
>proceeds to self diagnose

I've always thought that men with poor social skills are equal in the sexual hierarchy to fat women.

Being socially dominant is just as important for men as being thin and attractive is for women. If you've both failed at that then you belong together.

Any man with bad social skills who thinks he is too good for an overweight woman is lying to himself.

Fair enough if that's what you want to do, but it's stupid to look down on Callum, who understands this and is happy going out with someone in his league.

>>36595852
A while ago I gained access to a number of /britfeel/ associated social groups on facebook, steam, discord.

I will be dropping information every now and then on our posters so you get a better idea of who you are posting with.
Here's another to whet your appetite, a true neckbeard with an equally dire partner (gender not confirmed). They both have aspergers so no mean comments.

>>36595890
T. Callum

>>36595853

The best day of your life is when you buy a boat. The second best day is when you sell it.

fucking lel originial

>>36595881
I didn't diagnose myself, I've been diagnosed previously but I don't know what the exact diagnoses was because they didn't tell me directly, enough to be on bennies for years anyhow

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>>36595899
*cough* Oops I forgot the image

*sniff*

>>36595858
I did a bit of online window shopping and there are a couple for sale nearby in the 2-3k range with a trailer for them in good condition

>>36595738
>Rhubarb and custards
Top tier taste lad

>>36595900
I'm not Callum, but even if I was, it wouldn't make anything that I said any less true.
>>36595910
Oh god no. Is this really someone who posts here?

>>36595837
>>36595796
Personally I'd bang a fatty but cant imagine dating one.

>>36595899
Good job I'm just a boring dude with no real notable features.

>>36595931
>I'd bang a fatty

Why haven't you?

>>36595915
It's not the initial investment that's the problem lad, it's the dozens of thousands that goes into maintenance.

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>>36594360

I made a waifu fanart lads I hope you like it

I've a terrible feeling that Miia's boobs are too low down, however

>>36595910
Ffs lads sort yourselves out

>>36595908
> but is what I assume to be anxiety that causes me from travelling, socialising or just doing anything really. It has a knock-on effect which mimics depression, I would be capable of happiness.

No Mr Doctor who has done years and years of schooling, I'm not depressed. I am merely exhibiting symptoms that mimic depression!

Don't you realise how silly that sounds?

>>36595899
Any proof lad? Seems like you could just be dropping random photos and making it all up.

Alright lads, I live in East Anglia am 20 years old how do I go about losing my virginity.

>>36595910
good for them i guess. the both seem on about the same attractiveness level

everyone so far is exactly how i imagine them

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>>36591630
>some "be yourself" bullshit
bizzy buzzy bumble
bizzy buzzy bumble
buzzy buzzy bumble beeeeeeeeeeeee, yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDTIvjkVBhM

>>36595949
>Why haven't you?
I have. But it was years ago so I cant pretend I'm a fatty pussy slayer

>>36595926
Yeah he does. I like to imagine he's the first to jump in about having a "qt thick gf" and belittling virgins.

>>36595934
If you're not a normie don't worry. I have no interest in genuine posters.

>>36595899
>goes to a board full of social rejects who go there as a method of performing some form of social activity
>picks people out so he can make fun of why they're social rejects

What a knobhead you are

>>36595995
>If you're not a normie

Are you suggesting that those two are normies? The guy is wearing a pokemon teeshirt.

>>36596014
He's also got reddit shares on his fb wall

>>36595910
>How dare you call his girlfriend ugly! Where is your girlfriend!

This doxxing stuff is pretty uncomfy lads. I'm sure we're all spazzy in our own way.

>>36595995
I honestly find these virgins who pretend that they just have high standards and "self respect" more sad than some autistic lad who is going out with someone in his league.

You'd need to be incredibly delusional to think you are better than him if you're a virgin who has never had any woman.

>>36596073
By this guys logic shipposter deserves to be doxxed because he has a job and a wife