,,H-hi anon. I-I-I just wanted to t-tell you that you are really

>>36593430
XD poopies!

>>36593430
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
O-oops, sorry Anon, I had curry for dinner

I'm not a recluse, fuccman

>>36593430
I would love to fuck you anon plus I bet you're way way more cute

>>36593430

Who the fuck are you!?!?!?
HOW DID YOU ENTER MY RECLUSIVE LIFE?
No, I don't randomly fuck strangers

>>36593430
>tfw no Saika bf to bring me out of my shell and give me love

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>>36594797
originarioioioi

>>36594797
Are you sorta cute/feminine? I'll be your saika bf

>>36594860
>Are you sorta cute/feminine?
No? If I was, I would be the Saika bf.

>>36594891
That's okay, I can become cute for you if you love me with all your heart

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>>36594796
You can't just say no

>>36594930
>I can become cute for you if you love me with all your heart
I couldn't make that promise without knowing you.

>>36595062
That's okay. I understand, perhaps you could get closer to me and you'd have to love me

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>>36595086
Marry each other

>>36595086
>I understand, perhaps you could get closer to me and you'd have to love me
It could be possible or impossible. Only fate knows.

>>36595109
Or I could marry you instead :3
>>36595162
Such is life anon, do you want a good bf or not?

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>>36595196
If you look like this I will accept you as my partner

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I don't know about Saika or Hachiman, but I sure would "love" to have a "friend" who's a "boy."

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tfw no qt trap bf to cuddle watch anime and play dark souls with

>>36595196
>do you want a good bf or not?
I do.

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>>36595251
>>36595249
Such is the life anon.

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>>36595314
It doesn't have to be this way. I have so much love to give.

We could be so happy.

>>36595239
What do you look like and will you love the heck out of me?
>>36595249
Hi, boy here.
>>36595308
Then invest in me

>>36595339
Skinny, tall, long hair, alcoholic, professional-dont-care-about-nothing guy. If you are cute and not retared you got my luv.

>>36595369
Long hair huh. Cute as ever desu
You better care about me I want lots of cuddles

>>36595410
You sure will have cuddles. I guess i like cuddles i think.

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>>36595339
Hi.

You seem to be busy talking to some other people already, I'm not sure if I should interrupt. Then again, we both may be missing out on something wonderful if I don't.

What kind of guys do you like? Are you okay with long-distance or are you looking for someone who's close by?

Maybe we could get to know each other a little better.

>>36595481
I'm KHV. I'm willing to talk to anybody who is at least little degenerate cyborg. Normies digust me. I dont have preference in body, I'm more interested in mind.

>>36595455
What else do you like silly
>>36595481
It's okay! Talk to me you aren't interrupting at all.

Long is fine but I hope we can meet and snuggle. I like cute and sweet guys mostly but I'm willing to be with most guys if they are kind and love me. What about you kind anon?

>>36595530
Not me! Stop

>>36595530
my thread, my boys!

>>36595455
Books. And vidya. And anime of course. and you?

>>36595604
Will you play vidyas with me while one of us lays on the other person's tummy?

>>36595651
I'm really skinny i think that will be uncomfortable for you

>>36595751
Not at all, I'd love to lay on skinny tummy. It's really comfy :3

>>36595869
My tummy is waiting for you.

>>36595940
Good. I'm claiming it since your my boyfriend! I get exclusive tummy access. Lap too. B-but you can sit on my lap too whenever you want

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>>36595560
Oh, okay.

I'm too masculine to be cute I think, no real body preferences on my part but I like people that have unique and original personalities. The weirdos are always my favorites, they have so much character and they're so much more interesting.

Most of my hobbies are online, which works well for sharing over long distance. You're right that it would be nicer to be closer though. Where are you from?

Yesterday it was chilly and I was feeling really cuddly, had all kinds of lonely guy fantasies about holding hands and sharing blankets while I was hugging my pillow.

>>36593430
You can only suck my chode, i don't want your aids.

>>36595997
Hnnng pls hold my hand and share a blanket with me. Cuddles too lots and lots of those

Where are the guys? Did they just disappeared?

>>36595044

I think it's time for you to leave!

Originalblox

>>36596115
Yes hello, I'm here.

Are you ready to be my boyfriend?

>>36596159
I've never been anybody's boyfriend sooo I'm not sure how should I act.

>>36596232
Tell me about your day!

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>Pretending some stranger would like me.
You sicken me.

>>36596271
You shouldn't call people shit-face if you want them to like you.

>>36596241
>>36596232
He's my boyfriendo go away! Reee

>>36596329
Awwwwhh he's protecting me. Because I'm his single most valuable thing in life.

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>>36596329
This always happens. Nobody knows who is who.

I knew I shouldn't have interrupted. It always gets confusing and then people get jealous.

>>36596434
I-I was just kidding anon you can have him you probably deserve him more. Be good to him ok?
>>36596386
I'm not really him I was joking. Respond to the other guy and be good to each other

>>36596434
We all date with everyone.

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>>36596460
>>36596468
You don't mean it, you guys are just messing with me.

This is a mean thread. I don't like this.

>>36596544
I do mean it anon. I am sorry for saying that it was rude. He's your boyfriend rightfully. Unless you want to be mine instead >>36596064 I think the post before that is you

>>36596588
Let's all love all.

>>36596673
No I will not disturb pure boy relationships. Please keep it monogamous

>>36593430
>tfw nobody will ever say this to me because i'm an ugly autistic weirdo

i hate how i'm able to not care about my eternal loneliness most of the time then out of nowhere the feels just come back

>>36596840
What do you do to escape this feeling?

>>36596840
I bet you're a cute or good looking guy in your own ways anon. I'd be pleased to get a date with you

>>36596917
i don't know, you kinda get used to it but i seems like it never goes away forever

>>36596918
no i'm not, i'm a nigger, everyone hates niggers

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Someday. Someday ill be cute enough for an r9k anon to love me like this.

>>36597015
I want to take you out on a date regardless.
>>36597088
You might cute enough right now. I wanna go out with you

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>>36597126
Ive heard people call me cute before, ye.

>>36597184
Then why the heck can't I love you? Let me! I want you

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>>36597231
Cus im a chubby neet slob tranny.

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>>36597231
Leading people on is not nice. You should stop lying.

>>36597268
I believe you are much better than just that. Tell me more, how old, what height and weight?
>>36597288
You should stop trying to call me a liar

>>36597314
20 years old livin at home and asking a girl her weight is rude. Im chubby at 5'9 tho

>>36597436
Be my girlfriend male now. I will make you love me and yourself!

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>>36597497
>implying you live near me

>>36597607
Where do you actually live at?

>>36598010
Socal anon
We can be best robot buddies

>>36597671
>If you really want a boyfriend, prove it. Post your discord.
This

>>36593430
Sure, let's be friends. We can be tennis buddies.

>>36598136
I'm in norcal this is pretty perfect desu. So wait are you not a trans or femboy?

>>36598179
I'm really used to play alone since no o ne wants to play with me.

>>36593430
>things that never happen

Originigger

>>36598212
We have to fix that. I'll be happy to play with you.

I just have one question. You just called me cute. What's up with that? When girls called you "prince", I thought it was just because of your blond hair.

>>36593430
i used to be pretty and have nice hair and be a fuckboy for 5 years.
theni lost all my hair after a car accident so i got totally bald. inresponse to this i started lifting and got swole af. now im ding the fucking and are looking for little cute fuckboys i can dip my 9 inchcock into.

>>36593430
>tfw no matter the gender, NO ONE will ever fall in love with me
really makes my chest sink in lads

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>>36595044
>not oregairu
One job, faggot.

>>36598418
TOSHINO KYOKO!
oregairu

>>36598411
I bet I could fall in love with ya. What are you like?

>>36598503
What is your goal with this thread? Telling people these kinds of things without meaning it is really cruel. You're only going to hurt their feelings.

>>36598542
What is your goal? Criticize every fucking action I do? You know what fine I'll fuck off if it'll make you happy no one really cares that I'm here anyways.

>>36598390
Wow anon, you sound like a huge faggot who can barely spell. I think you lost some brain cells too.

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>>36598577
It could have been so different if you'd only been more honest & sincere!

>>36598649
You wouldn't want me here either way anon. I'm sorry for wasting your time. I'm more lowly than any other people here, and I doubt I'd be desired. I just wanted others to know that they matter and feel wanted for once.

>>36598577
>>36598709
never break character

>>36598831
There was no character. I'm being sincere because it's an anonymous Chinese cartoon board who cares? I didn't lie to anyone though I do mean what I said

>>36598869
I thought you were LARPing as Saika

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>>36598709
100% I'd like you.

I'd like you so much you wouldn't even believe it jerk. Low self-esteem having dummy. You don't even know.

>>36598922
No.
>>36598924
Prove it, let's be friends.

>>36598955
>let's be friends
Discord, steam, ???

>>36599197
Steam is a lot better, but I have discord if you must. Since I doubt either of us will drop contact given the current situation might I suggest a throwaway email?

>>36593430
No. But can I fuck YOU?

>>36599197
>>36599242
A self-deprecating anon and a weeb with no standards in friends. They should make a show about this.

>>36599552
Would probably be boring. I'm not self hating I just do make bad mistakes sometimes.

>>36599197
>>36598955
I want to be your friend also pls

>>36600027
Why? If you want though post throwaway email or steam/discord

>>36600087
>Why? If you want though post throwaway email or steam/discord
No I want you to post yours

>>36600095
[email protected]

Well see

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>>36593430
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN ME WHAT "CUTE" MEANS.

EVERY FUCKING FEMALE PERSON SAYs THIS TO ME, NOW EVEN FUCKING ANIME GIRLS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36600211
I could actually write multiple walls of text about the science of cute and the different meanings of the word

but you don't sound happy about it, so they probably call you cute in the same way that they would call an old man or a middle-aged woman cute: awkward but somewhat innocent and well-meaning. It doesn't help if you have baby-face

>>36600211
also, this isn't an anime girl, as is made clear by the subtitle. It literally says "I'm a boy"

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>>36593430
You don't need to tell me that, I already know. I guess.. oh... oh my! No.

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>>36593430
no you cant fuck me

>tfw no cute boyfriend to princess carry to the bedroom and cuddle with all night long

>>36602383
what is "cute" to you?

>>36602508
you :^)

very original

>>36602564
a-anon! >/////< don't be silly I was asking what features you find cute in boys

>>36598186
Transgender freak, anon

>>36596271
she looks like the anime version of arthur

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>>36600095
Grutzz#5696

>>36602592
feminine features

original

>>36602880
I'm skinny and have a decent face, but facial features are not girly. Keep looking though! I'm sure there are plenty of fem boys who'd be happy to be yours!

>>36600211
>EVERY FUCKING FEMALE PERSON SAYs THIS TO ME
It means you're not attractive to them and non-threatening

>>36602927
not like its a deal breaker cutie

>>36603004
now now, anon. Don't settle for half of what you want in a partner! Always look for that special someone and one day you will find them :)

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I want to be someone's qt gf (male) and feel loved and cherised...

>>36604235
Do you look cute? I'm looking for a qt gf (male).

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>>36604286
I d-dont think so...

>>36604235
Are you a girl (male) or do you wish you were one?

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>>36604365
I wish I was one but I can't get magic pills easily...

>>36604383
>but I can't get magic pills easily...
You can order them online

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>>36604452
They don't ship here...

>>36604499
>They don't ship here...
Where do you live? A third world country?

>>36604383
>>36604452
>>36604499
>>36604549
>wanting to fuck up your body and mind permanently
why?

>>36604452
>You can order them online
What site

>>36605227
>What site
alldaychemist dot com

Super late but I'd like a qt Saika bf.
Well there's always the next thread this goes on.
And the next one.
And the one after that.

Until I grow old and die.

>>36604549
Yes.
>>36605222
I'm already pretty fucked up.

>>36605604
Fucking yourself up more is not the solution to your problems

>>36605759
It might be my only shot at happiness being a mentally ill faggot and all

>>36605780
You are already mentally ill. Your help is not in the form of going along with your delusions. If I want to jump out of the window because I think I can fly and I will be really happy to fly, would you let me?

>>36605604
What country are you from anonymous robot?

>>36594832
what the hell is that anime. is that guy about to molest that other guy?

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>>36593693
FUCKING BRAAAPPP POSTERS

RUINING EVERYTHING

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>>36593430
uh
u can uh
be my friend
but thats like
it
please dont be offended, i have social anxiety

If only such a girl would come after me

>>36606578
South from burgerland, spicland.

>>36607735
>South from burgerland, spicland.
I live near the border
let's get married

>>36607754
I live in the center of the country, roughly 1300 miles away from the border. ;_;

>>36594832
anon pls

i haven't watched anime in like 6 years

Is this series about these two romance? I'll go back all-in to anime if it is

>>36607866
I haven't properly watched this anime but I read the plot and watched some episodes, and no, Totsuka Saika is basically a running joke that Hachiman is supposedly gay for a guy who's way too cute to be a guy. Totsuka Saika is a minor character at best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDB5cZ3YyvA

>>36607801
>I live in the center of the country, roughly 1300 miles away from the border. ;_;
it's ok you can live with me pls I want a qt chicana gf (male)

>>36608091
Does saika into happy bf later though?

>>36593430
said no one ever, nor will they.

>>36608612
W-well if you're alright with me then I guess we can get married.

>>36608756
>W-well if you're alright with me then I guess we can get married.
p-post contact desu

>>36608659
>said no one ever, nor will they.
"H-hi anon. I-I-I just wanted to t-tell you that you are really c-cute and you shouldn't be such a recluse. C-can I be your f-friend?''

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>>36608644
>Does saika into happy bf later though?
Yes
He's my bf

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>>36595239
It could be arranged...

>>36593430
>draw qt girl
>call it a boy
Japan why you do this?

>>36595251
tfw no one to play Dark Souls with and no friends that like anime.

God damn, I wish I was dead robots

>>36613032
>God damn, I wish I was dead robots
This

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>tfw no cute famboy bf to get lewd with on snapchat

>>36614058
>>tfw no cute famboy bf to get lewd with on snapchat
This

>>36593430
What anime is this?
oringalatino