>tfw neighbors are direspectful as fuck
>they come into my yard and climb under my car
>they snoop around my house when nobodys home
>they chuck coconut seeds at my porch
I'm fucking tired of these mongoloids whats a good way to get some petty revenge without it being incredibly illegal
>>36636974
ask them to please stay off your property, set up cameras and when you collect evidence report them for tresspassing with the evidence
>>36636974
Leave some expensive shit in your yard or on/in your car and then film them stealing it. Give video to police, or blackmail the neighbours into giving you money and leaving you alone in exchange for not getting them arrested.
>>36636974
you could also poison their pets if they have any
>>36636974
Did they shop at Sneed's Feed & Seed(formally Chuck's)?
>>36636974
Literally just start laying rat traps in hidden places where they'd snoop if you wanna get real NAP about it lay bear traps
I suggest doing all the same shit to them dude. Be rude back, rude people actually despise other rude people. Fuck with their property some, dig a hole in their yard and leave a turd in there (bring a ready made poo for a clean getaway). Just start fucking with them in general, they think just because you've been civil thus far it means you're their bitch, show them how it feels mane u can do it. Bring a weapon if their black or something cuz they might try to nog on ya, especially if there are more than one around.
How ghetto is your neighbourhood exactly? Because there's things you can get away with in shit areas that you couldn't if you live in some upper-class estate.
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>>36637161
I like these ideas
>>36637178
It's a mostly white suburb on the edge of the ghetto with a cop shop not far away (Map included) so I couldn't get away with too much crazy shit
I can't get violent though as much as I would like to because theres kids in the house and its the kids that are doing most of the shit
>>36636974
are your neighbours squirrels or what?