>Be female
>Join online gaming communities that "hates women"
>Keep shitposting until they like me
>Start implying and "joking" about being a grill irl until they take it as a fact
>They say I'm the "exception to the rule"
>Keep talking about nerd shit ever after
Holy shit it's not even hard. Just contain your estro-autism.
>>36636944
you don't need to do all that, just never bring your gender up in the first place. Why is your gender relevant anyways?
>Be female
Why are you already lying?
>>36637010
Because the company is so masculine. It's all bro this and bitches that, muh dick.
If the conversation was gender neutral I'd get that it wouldn't be relevant, and sometimes that's the case, but I'd be actively hiding and lying otherwise and I think that's pretty sad.
>>36636944
They probably think you're a trap.
That group would definitely love to fuck you if you had a small dick down there.
Women either directly ruin male social activities by being retards, or their presence turns some of the men into retards.
Men and women should socialise separately.
>>36637010
I do it so that I can start shitposting about yaoi and mantain a faux fujoshi persona.
>>36637136
this is not me. I am the OP.
>>36637165
I agree.
t. Muslim
>>36636944
I think it's only a problem if the guys are stupidly thirsty/beta, or the girls are huge attention whores. Sadly both are pretty common.
But if you have a group of normal people like you described, then normal friendships over vidya or whatever can happen just fine.
As the other guy said, some guys turn into retards when they are around girls. Most of the time it's a positive experience instead of a negative one, that's why you see so many gamer grills, they like the attention since they are a rarity.
The situation turns the opposite when you are playing a team based game where everyone is focused on winning. If you fuck up they will call you out for being a woman.
>playing multi player game
>a girl starts talking on the mic
>nobody freaks out and starts giving her special attention or anything
I've only witnessed this like once, it was a miracle.
>>36636944
>haha im actually a girl
>time to make a thread on /r9k/
kill yourself you attention seeking whore
>>36637322
Fellow girl here, but don't act like you wouldn't do the same. Becoming the center of someone's world and having them obsess over me gives me life.
>>36637232
why the fuck would people freak out nowadays, it used to be special maybe 10-15 years ago, but now there are so many "gaymur" girls.
to be honest I just really hate the sound of most girl's voices
>>36637365
I've never heard a girl's voice that rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe it's because I want to fuck most of them.
>>36637010
>>36637136
I wish I never had to bring up gender and never have to say I was a girl, wish I could remain genderless in the eyes on guildmates etc. I don't even join guilds and end up being a solo player in fucking mmorpgs.
SIMPLY BECAUSE MEN CAN'T CONTAIN THEMSELVES WHEN IT COMES TO HAVING DICKS AND SHIT. They can't do it, then they ask you about your love life and whether you are a virgin or not, and you're a girl, sitting there, trying to carry some fucking whimps who won't stop asking you about your dick that you don't even have.
So you stop joining guilds because men are fucking disgusting and don't let you be a member unless you fully create a whole persona for your "male self" AND THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE CAN KEEP UP WITH ALL THESE LIES YOU'D HAVE TO TELL LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK AND SHIT.
But then it's not like women are any better so you just rule it as: Humanity is fucking bad and I hope we get cleansed soon.
y helo I am gril
>>36637422
They can, it's just the guys who don't get laid or don't interact with females at all go crazy in the way you described. This is why it's good to just make friends with regular guys and not super autistic ones.
Like I couldn't give a fuck about a girl guildmate; I already have 3+ girls that I can fuck/sext/flirt with or whatever. So I'm only there to enjoy playing the game. I hope that makes sense.
>>36637354
no because i'm not a sick fuck ;^)
i hope someone obsesses so much over you they become a stalker and make your life a hell
>>36637220
>The situation turns the opposite when you are playing a team based game where everyone is focused on winning.
I never play competitively because I'm a shitter. This problem can be solved if you don't pretend to be a pro gamer.
>>36637521
I've certainly had stalkers before, but you have to take the good with the bad. You might get one unhinged stalker for every ten cutely lovestruck guys.
>>36637572
exactly what i expected from a crazy bitch (male) like you
>hahaha i love stalkers omg so much attention
fucking immature cunt you have issues
>>36637422
>>36637513
stay mad, dumb fucking roasties and normies
>>36637232
I haven't played anything multiplayer in ages but whenever I did play TF2 years ago and a girl showed up someone would always say something retarded like "haha omg it's a girl guuuys" ironically
or "guys, it's JUST a girl calm down"
>>36637691
I have never been in a game and heard actual sexism or hitting on female players. At most there's one "<username>, I thought you were a guy?" "nah, that's <similar username>" "oh right".
>>36637513
That's delusional. MMORPGs are populated nearly exclusively with thirsty males and attention seeking females, there is no place for a female that isn't willing to flirt/hates flirting/hates ERP in most videogames.
Also, there's always that one dude in the guild who will obsess over any girl and you fucking know it. Don't just come on this anonymous sailing boat renovation image board and tell me that my 10+ years of gaming experience was all a lie. Get a grip son.
>>36637691
I only play video-games without voice chat.
>>36637625
Why do you hate me so much? Why do you think I'm a 'sick fuck'?
>>36636944
>playing video games
kill yourself, autist
>>36636944
>Be female
i'm sure you wish you were female, you disgusting faggot
>>36637762
Stay mad you dumb cunt. You deserve it
>>36636944
Dude, just don't bring up your gender. That's what I do in gaming communities. I just have a neutral name and don't go in the voice chat.
>>36637762
If you even consider going onto voice chats you're a fucking normie
>>36637908
you like people being obsessed over you, you clearly are a sick fuck but luckily one of those stalkers will prolly kill you one day.
Threads like this really make me hate womyn, I seriously hope it's just guys LARPing.
>>36638067
ofcourse they are larping nobody would respond to insults, they are just male attention whores but thats practically the same as most womyn :^)
>>36638100
Good, I really want to believe that
>>36637762
I've been playing MMOs longer than you; I'm far older than you. You just had bad luck.
The thirsty guy who obsesses/causes a shitstorm always gets booted in a good guild. You just join shit guilds for whatever reason (once again, probably poor luck and not your fault). Hell most guilds I'm in are just older people who are married/already in a relationship and there to only play MMOs. These types don't pull any of that bullshit you describe.
Also if you play MMOs these days without an already established group of friends/guild/etc you are basically asking for trouble. Because most PUBs are gonna be 14 year olds weebs. I refuse to believe you've been playing for 10+ years and don't have a decent group to roll with.
>>36638044
>you like people being obsessed over you
Of course I do. Do you know how energizing it is to be around someone who's in love with you? There's nothing that makes me feel more whole than talking to people who love me on Discord from the second they wake up to the second they fall asleep, knowing that they're intoxicated by me and deliriously happy to be with me all day.
>>36638137
I mean, you can refuse it as much as you want to but the reality of it isn't going to change, kinda like global warming y'know.
I never liked anything developed by Blizzard because they fucking use black as their color for shading characters and trees and shit, which offended my eyes. Fuck, I even bought World of Warcraft, I tried my best to enjoy it, but it just sucks ffs.
So for most of my time playing MMOs it was just me and my boyfriend trying to find guilds we didn't hate being in or where people didn't annoy the living shit out of us, but it never did happen. And when I did join all by myself I was already "late to the party".
It just never worked out plus I never befriended "gamers" in my schools etc. because they were seedy looking teens and I was an autistic girl who was frankly and justifiably scared of geeky guys.
I actually played more TCGames than anything else for a while because on-line made it all too easy for guys to harass me. But those are expensive so I resigned to playing MMORPGs...
The good thing about it is that I've tried out nearly every single free MMORPG released to this date that we have access to in my continent. I also was NEET for very long because I had a pretty tough meltdown/traumatic event in high school... So I analyzed and played on-line games in solo mode really a lot. I ended up enjoying them for the sheer fact that the world feels a thousand times more alive than a single player game does...
So, I just enjoyed playing by myself. Not like I would have trusted anyone who tried to approach me at the time.
I play League because I have been playing since season 1, somehow... And yeah.
>>36638026
I don't know if you're trying to imply that I consider going on voice chats, but if you are, please don't insult me. I hate voice chats.
>>36637422
what the fuck kind of gay ass guilds are you joining. You must just have a retarded taste in friends. You brought that upon yourself.
>>36638397
Taste in friends? Brought it upon myself? What are you even talking about, let's be real here, what the fuck are you even talking about.
What does "my taste in friends" have to do with guilds? I never found a guild I could tolerate, I hate drama and I hate bullshit and people who take themselves too seriously. I play games to relax and have fun, guilds tend to be populated by people who talk too much, ask too much and generally are fucking annoying.
Maybe I did bring it upon myself. But it's likelier that it was because I don't like to have friends who don't know when they're being fucking stupid or annoying.
>>36636944
Stop attention-posting val.
Also post feet.
>>36638347
>because I had a pretty tough meltdown/traumatic event in high school
Really? A single event caused this? Normally its several dozen events piling together.
>>36638618
Nigga I wasn't about to write my lifestory and I also didn't wanna go all "BOO HOO MY LIFE BOO HOO". From all the shit I said you go and pick on that like an idiot. I would be offended right now, were I not aware that I am posting in an international narita airport appreciation online forum.
>be X
>X never contributes to the advancement of the community its in
>wonder why people hate X
gosh darn really made ya thunk
>>36638805
I'm contributing quite a bit.
>>36638943
statistically insignificant anecdotal evidence
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players
>>36637136
>Hey, those guys are having fun, lets join them.
>OMG, how could they talk like this? OMG virgins and nerds wtf? No, this needs to change, and that needs to change, and you all need to behave exactly as I say.
>OMG why don't they like having women here? MUH SOGGY KNEES.
Women 101.
They see happy men, then it's all veni, vidi, vici.
Don't let women into your hobbies. It's bad news.
>>36638347
What are you looking for in a mmo? WoW is a hit or miss when it comes to guilds in my experience, but i gotta say i did enjoy a few of the ones i was in. Only played up to wotlk tho.
Kind of hard to find decent people on a MMORPG, most are just spergs, could never stand the competitiveness in those gaems, people act like it's a job, but most people in this thread are giving you shit just for being a woman, kek
>>36639011
It happened with the internet. It happened with video games. Many such cases. Sad!
>play Lol
>midlaner dies
>says she is on her period and gets tilted easily
>i say 'disgusting'
>she starts inting
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36636944
What if the females around here aren't noticed because they fit into the community instead of trying to make the community about them?
>>36641808
>play Lol
found your problem.