NZ THREAD

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I guess that's a 'no' then.
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This is Australia's fault

>>36637068
Dunners fag reporting in

>>36637068
>tfw wellyfag

>Beehive reporting in

Auckland here

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>>36637068
>Napier reporting in
how do i get the dole if i live with my parents?

Anyone else in Hamilton?
orega

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chch

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Who here /chch/? Looking for post-ironic qts in my area.

>>36637068
Is it really that bad? my grandma went there on vacation and said it's the most beautiful place she's ever seen.

t. amerifag

>>36637820

It's not too bad, I can't wait til I'm 90 and finally able to afford to buy a house.

>>36637820
Your Grandma may be suffering from Alzheimer's.
I dunno, just looks like another city to me, I got Wendy's there once and it was alright. They have like, weird square burgers.

>>36637820
The tourists tend to go to touristy places where there aren't a large number of locals living there.

I'm in the north island (Auckland, rest of the country loves us) and there are plenty of people here who've never visited the south island, and yet they've been all over the world to other countries.

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>>36637068
Aucklandfag here and ready to fucking hang myself

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>>36637068

/britfeel/ reporting in, does NZ have any notorious serial killers?

>>36637964
Why? Housing, traffic, weather, Chongification?

>>36637985
All those coupled with the fact that I'm a useless autistic retard. The weather is okay though.

>>36638033
the weather was shit today ya dingus. it's raining right now.

>>36638122
>not liking rain
I bet you go to the beach on a warm summer's day with your normie friends too.

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>>36637967
Don't deny it faggots, he fucking did it

>>36638176
Isn't that a spree killing? If we're counting those, there's the Aramoana massacre too.

>>36637392

Same. What are you doing tonight, anon?

>>36638290
OK yes if we gonna get real he's not a serial killer but he's the first joke that sprang to mind

Wellyfag here.

>>36637812
chch here h-hi

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>>36638851
Hey dude, how are you tonight?
I'm messing around in FL Studio with a new midi controller I got.
You browse /r9k/ much?

>>36638878
[email protected]
pm me

>>36638885
hmmm sent

living the aucky life, feels good having dogshit public transport, cant go anywhere without it taking an hour. fml

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>>36638878
>>Not using virtual midi on a shitty keyboard that can't hold down more than 3 keys at once.
You haven't suffered yet.

Also holy fuck, an NZ thread on /r9k/.. this is a surprise. You guys usually stick to weed, macas and korean popstars on /b/.

>>36639065
Oh no I have. I very much appreciate this thing.

Yeah very rarely you'll spot one of these on here. There are regular threads on /b/ but they're pretty hit or miss. Most people are a bit too normal for me.

>>36639122
That's cause most NZ posters are from welly, dunny or christchurch.
chicken nuggets normifies people.

>>36639309
fuckin GMOs I swear
that's why BK keeps putting em on sale 10 for $3 I bet, can't resist at that price

>>36639326
Yep pretty much. Nothing beats cold roast chicken sammies.

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I wish I had the will to cease existing. The courage. The strength of character.

Ye. Another day of rain and nothing in New Beijing.

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>there is never any southland robots

FUCK PALMY IM SO ALONEEEEEEE

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>>36639713
I love the rain. It provides a pleasant ambient noise and usually arrives with a beloved dark and cloudy sky.
It's not like I go outside, but when I have been, in the rain, it feels good.

>>36639748
hey my granddad lives there, go hit him up he eats at wendy's for lunch all the time and wears a green bucket hat
he likes ripping movies and shows off the tv to dvds and classical music, maybe you have something in common

>>36639532
Otago anon?

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>>36639950
nah otherwise we could meet up in the octagon and feed gulls together

>>36639532
Why do you feel that way bro? Surely there's something out there for you.

wellington here

Ex-JAFA reporting in, Australia is much better

>>36637945
Fuck Auckland.

>>36637704
hamiltonfag reporting in
whereabouts are you in?