Describe your ideal girlfriend. I want a girl younger than me

>>36644597
One that talks to me.

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>>36644597
has a penis.

origami

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>>36644597
i just want someone who genuinely cares about me as much as i care about her. why is it so hard to find someone whos not selfish/narcissistic...

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>>36644597
asian
likes me
and i like her
that is all

>>36644597
Exceptionally charismatic and not a normie. All other details are irrelevant.

>>36644597
Only appearance, no interests/personality? That's just shallow.

>>36644597
some kind of manic pixie dreamgirl who comes along and magically extricates me from being miserable.

yes I know full well that'll never happen.

>Couple years older
>Thicc
>Dark hair
>Career driven

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>>36644597
So basically you want a vapid, rotten, self important, airhead, Stacy.

You think Stacy wants you?
>mfw

>>36644689
>women
>personality
Son...

>>36644761
Alright, I'll give you that, but what about interests/habits?

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>>36644597
I guess an immortal NEET loli type? Not actual loli though, someone mature acting just short and chestlet.

>>36644817
I'd get with any female weaboo who isn't the obese catlady type.

>>36644597

>Objectively sexy/attractive
>Likes to lift or is athetic in some way
>Naturally dominant and into femdom, but still loving and caring outside the bedroom
>Has good career and/or prospects
>Sexual

That's all folks

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everyone in highschool disagreed with me, but i prefer
cute/adorable/pretty > over > hot/sexy/fuckable

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>>36644911
Its k anon I agree with you.

>>36644739
> Describe your ideal girlfriend.
> Ideal

Amazing job making OP look retarded friend
+1 Karma

>>36644597
>azn
>cute face
>phat butt

That is it.

18, 4'10" 80 lbs, blonde, blue eyes, pale smooth skin, virgin, loyal

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Long Hair,Hair color doesnt matter,Blue eyes but doesn't matter,a decent butt,not a fucked up face and a nice nose and eyebrows.
As for personallity ,just that she likes movies and shit like that ,openminded i guess and smart.
Though i know thats too much no such woman exists .

>smarter than me
>pushes me to do better
>genuinely cares about me
>willing to listen to me rant about dumb ass shit like movies and life
>wants to discuss the deeper things in life
>competitive

Maybe I'm aiming too high?

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>>36644597
pretty much her, but she is a lesbian so i have to be woman myself to love her.

My current girlfriend. Love her so much

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As long as she's an emotionally grounded, whole individual who doesn't have self-diagnosed bipolar disorder and is searching for a relationship based on mutual self-sacrifice and respect, she's 95% there and I'd be willing to give her a shot. The following are just extra perks/details:

I'd love a bigger/heavier girl, beyond simply chubby, somewhere in her early-mid 20s. Longer hair is preferable. Education or income level doesn't matter, as long as she has common sense and is willing to continue improving herself. Being understanding of hobbies such as anime, manga, and good cartoons is great. Being into them is even better, and being savvy of internet culture without being a total memelord is ideal. If she's a fan of Fall Out Boy's earlier albums, or has an enjoyment of music beyond some sweeping generalities like "I like rock" or "I'm not a fan of rap" or "country is too twangy", then she is approaching marriage material.

If she shares my love of cooking, she's an absolute gem. Nothing is more boring than every other date being going out to eat.

Is this all too much to ask?

>>36645083
>>pushes me to do better
>>competitive
I don't understand why you'd want that at all.

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>>36644597
An undying, centuries old vampire loli who wants to make me into her immortal servant.

>>36644664
Like attracts like faggot

Someone that will cling to me and do drugs with me

>>36644597
She should have a feminine penis under 4 inches and always be limp, her boipussy should be pink and tight free of hair, 5'5 110 pounds and nice nipples I would fuck her ass while her limp shemeat flops around useless and limp

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>early 20's
>slav
>cooks
>not feminist

pic related

>>36644597
>thin
>short
>good hygiene
That's it.

>>36644597
A girl as brain dead as me. We'd be like cats.

>>36645104
RT RT RT RT RT RT

I have no standards except maybe to be of child bearing age. I'm willing to negotiate even that (and have).
Seriously, even if you're morbidly obese and have severe mental issues, I'd still enjoy going out on adventures with you and build a life together.
I guess I'm not of this world.

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My ideal girlfriend is me, but as a girl.

not a whore, not fat, preferably a cute face

>>36645708
>My ideal girlfriend is me, but as a girl.
This desu. Would be so perfect.

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My ideal waifu is a fellow ninja desu

>>36644867
Sauce on this? Yandex and google giving me nothing.

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>>36644597
Keep in mind that this is not someone I even expect to encounter in real life, much less attract. If there is such a thing as a "soul-mate" this is just what I'd imagine them to be.
>5'6 or shorter
>less than 150 pounds but greater than 95
>porcelain white skin
>black hair in a bob cut
>Smaller than average frame (petite I believe is the word?)
>Prefers solid colors and simple patterns in clothing, as well as dark earth tones
>prefers skirts and dresses to jeans and (God forbid) "yoga pants"
>same level of intelligence or smarter than me
>more pragmatic and logical then emotional, but still in touch with feelings
>As comfortable with silence as conversation when we're together
>I'd actually prefer if our hobbies don't overlap too much so we can introduce them to each other and experience them together, growing as people
>Desires marriage and children
Not sure what else to put here. Any other traits I can take or leave like eye color, level of formal education etc.

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>>36644597
Height doesn't matter, but preferably shorter than me, decent sized perky tits, nice round ass, cute smile, medium sized eyes, nice hair, long or short. Race doesn't matter.

>>36644647
why can't I find you guys in the 3D world

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>Must be a female (No males, no (males), no trannies, and no trans)
>At least a 5/10
>No serious health disabilities; no serious inheritable defects that would leave our children with problems
>That also means no STD's or major/chronic illness
>Young and younger than I, preferably 17-21 (I'm 23). Once I get older, 18-25 CAP (I will not be having autism children)
>5' 5'' to 6' 5'' tall (No womanlets will be giving my children shit genes, and tall girls are cute)
>Not obese nor a skeleton
>Loyal
>Wants children, preferably 3-5
>Loves dogs and wants a family dog
>Is willing to spend the time to raise our children properly while I provide for the family. I will do the majority of the work and some raising, she will do the majority of the raising and some work.
>Has had less than three sexual partners; virgin preferred
>Religious to an extent, not overly religious but enough to instill values into our children that won't turn them into atheist neckbeards and instead into decent human beings
>I would prefer her to be white or some ethnic group (Either or is fine) that would mix well with white genes. I do not want to racemix with an African, as I feel that half white and half black children go through too much shit, and I don't want the burden to fall on them like that (Considering the same for racemixing with an asian too). It depends on the individual's genes I suppose.
>Tan/darker skin and non brown hair. I am pale and have brown hair, so I would like someone who doesn't look like myself.
>ENFP (preferred), ENTP, ESTP, or ESFP personality type
>Shares some similar interests that I have (Anime, games, music, reading/writing, horror genres, nature/animals, fitness)
>Is not a liberal. Doesn't have to be /pol/, just not a modern day liberal
>Would enjoy living out in the cold parts of the midwest, away from major cities and niggers
>Patient

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>>36644597
Even if I got a girl who was what I wanted I don't know if our chemistry would work or if there are girls out there who could surprise me and be better cause I'm filtering for traits.

Physically pic related. Also glasses.
You guys know any pron with girls with those straight across bangs and dark hair?

>>36647047
Because I'm a skinny NEET virgin weeaboo who lives with his parents etc. I don't exist in the 3D world. I'm sure I'd love to cuddle you though.

>>36644597
>likes to wear knee high socks
>isn't a complete anime freak
>doesn't cosplay
>likes to cuddle and has high libido
>likes vidya
>introvert
>doesn't want kids
>doesn't get fat
>curvy
>will marry if she wants to
>is equal to my age or -3, -4 max
>loyal as i am

this is why i will die alone

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>>36647047
Where do you live?
Florida here

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>Asian
>black hair, hairstyle like pic related
>thin
>tits/ass on the smaller side, but with a nice shape
>has a lot in common with me but also different
>does well where I can't
>tfw she doesn't exist
>ywn even meet her

I want a girl I can:
>Work out with.
>Go kayaking with.
>Who will go travelling with me.
>Who will wear tiny bikinis, swimsuits and lingerie for me.
>Who will wear sweater dresses for me.
>Who will fist me, and let me fist her.
>Golden showers.
>Who will sound me.
>Who will snowball with me.
>Who will rim me, and let me rim her.
>Who will let me stuff a king size three musketeers up her ass and eat it out like a deranged hamster.
>Who will be down to turn on a couple laser light shows that project star fields and nebulas on the walls and shimmering water light patterns on the ceiling and then make sweet love.
>Who will watch The 100, The BlackList, Dark Matter, and old Star Trek with me.
>Who will be vegan with me.

Doubt I'll ever find her.

>Has a vagina

That's all originalol

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>>36644911
Mee to anon
Originolll

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>Looks like crispy
>acts like crispy
>loves me
Im not asking for much

>>36644597
One who won't cheat on or leave me.

>>36644597
>those arms
holy shit what the fuck
literal 10/10 ruined by thick arms

>>36647403
Wow, picky. They're kind of cute.

At this point I would be okay with a chubby smelly fujoshi as long as she wouldn't cheat on me and would bear my children.

>>36647465
>chubby smelly fujoshi

HNNNNG

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>>36644597
>east asian
>early 20s
>fit
>tall
>not a slut
>can be considered a good person

>>36647403
Wtf? She's Stacey incarnate there's nothing wrong with arms

>>36647465
>>36647549
Am I being trolled?
Those are man arms with man wrists and man hands

A girl.
I would be happy with any girl,atleast il have someone

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This is my oneitis.

She's not very pretty and not very popular, but she's a very fun person and never fails to make me smile.

Now, if you all could lower your standards like I did, the world would be a much kinder place. The moment you stop giving Stacy attention is the moment she loses her power.

>>36647208
NYC, I actually grew up in Florida though. What part?

>>36647648
>She's not very pretty

Is this a troll post?

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Short and (extra)THICC

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cute, tallish, bubbly and talkative personality

>>36647610
No, you really do seem picky. She's conventionally attractive in basically every way and thick arms aren't enough to change that. I'm not saying they're not thick, but at absolute worst it's like a cute imperfection. They're not hairy or fat or square-shouldered, just big, and her skin looks smooth and soft and clear. As for man hands, they look big but not mannish; her fingers look proportionally long and thin.

t. guy with girlhands

>>36647648
>The moment you stop giving Stacy attention is the moment she loses her power.

That's the single most important observation about women.

I was about 14 when I started realizing that. If a girl was a Stacy, I just blocked her completely out of my mind. I always focused on the girls who were plain/shy/unpopular/etc. That was one of the smartest decisions I ever made as a teenager.

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>genuinely nice
which really isn't that obvious, I don't know why people say women are more empathetic than men, from what I've seen women love to constantly put someone down
>truthful
which means when she says 'I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad' she means it, and understands the consequences, bonus points for joining me in hatred of all divorced degenerates
>doesn't need alot of money to stay happy
that would be all t b h

>Shutin loser, but not depressed or mentally ill
>Slightly clingy, at least sometimes initiates conversation and occasionally asks what I'm up to
>Virgin
Plays Nintendo vidya and will listen to my weird old music
>Cute face
>Not really ambitious

>>36647831
>I always focused on the girls who were plain/shy/unpopular/etc.

But even those girls have orbiters thanks to the internet.

Can't since I would want to grow with her in a direction I can't predict now.

>>36645552
>quality philosophy
>quality insult

this guy has it all figured out

>Actually wants me and loves me too
>Isn't fat. She can be thicc but not fat
>Doesn't care that I am a virgin and is willing to at least teach me how to pleasure her
>Has a job at least
>Doesn't have a million friends and is not a social media whore
>Likes playing vidya and watches anime
>Doesn't mind my chronic illnesses

It will never happen to me.

>>36647542
>east asian
>tall
pick one

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>actual woman, no traps
>less than two other partners max
>thicc w/ nice tits
>not sjw
>race is irrelevant, but a fellow nigger might be better for my kids and family
>black hair
>loyal
>intelligent
>fit and wants me to be more fit too
>knows a little philosophy
>not muslim, other faiths are ok, but athiest is better
>nice family
>not an instagram thot
>likes vidya
>conservative
The first four are essential, and everything after is optional, as I probably can't get everything on this list.

>>36648211
they're rare but they exist
thread is about ideal gf not realistic gf

>Be ginger
>Don't be obese

My face is kinda goofy, but otherwise my stats are pretty top notch. I don't think I'm being unreasonable

>>36645378
You mean your mom, yeh?

>>36647277
>>36644911

Lavren and Annie Clark look like they're bigger sluts than the average Stacy

I'm slowly but surely starting to believe that Grimes is a post-op mtf trap

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>>36644597
I want young Taytay gf

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>>36644597

thick thighs, big shapely ass, big tits, great feet and calves, little to no cellulite

face has to be 5/10 at least

actually, I don't want a gf I just want a fuck buddy who I can ram senseless until my cock goes limp

Good luck finding any of these girls or even close on 4chan!

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>18-21 (younger then me)
>don't care about their body type or looks (short hair is a plus though)
>talkative
>likes any of the shitty hobbies I like
>prefer to hang inside then outside

I care more about the personality then the looks. As long as they don't look absolutely grotesque I'll like them no matter what.

>>36644597
>pretty face
>healthy weight
>virgin ideally, but in reality as long as she's only had sex in a ltr I could deal with it
>enjoys being around children
>can cook
>opinionated but not stubborn or obnoxious about her views
>no social media/ smartphone
>enjoys my company, and is enjoyable to be around herself

>Im 6'4" so id want her to be atleast 6'0
>azn
>fit
>within 4 years old of my age
>sorta aggressive but in a nice way
>has to not dislike black people because im black
>optional: likes cars and working on them
I dont think someone like this exists

Deaf, blind, mute.
Martha Stewart like around the house.
A Gormet Chef.
Mechanic and fantastic gardener.
Built like a Playboy Playmate.
Sex machine, insatiable, bisexual.
About 4 feet tall.
No teeth.
Is the only child of a super billionaire.

I just want someone I can be honest with and open up to.

Anyone know that feel?

But for the full package.

Desirable genetics to have children with.
Similar parenting styles.
Not shitty with money.
Preferably blonde/green eyes, lives a fit life style and can take any joke.

>>36649936
>I dont think someone like this exists
youre absolutely right

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>>36644597
>physically
- 5'10" or taller (I'm 5'8")
- Redhead
- Not completely flat chested but still somwhat DFC
- Athletic/Muscular build
- Great ass

>personality wise/mentally
- Can make me laugh
- Intelligent
- At least somewhat into vidya
- Similar taste in movies and TV
- Cynical, but not in an edgelord way
- /lit/ enough to be able to hold a conversation of that nature
- Not necessarily a virgin, but not judgemental of my lack of experience
- Kinky
- Appreciates physical affection

>tfw I'm madly in love with someone who fits 90% of this criteria and even acknowledges my existence but she has a failed normie boyfriend.

I crave her company more than heroin but every time I see her it leaves me an anxiety riddled wreck because I'm worried I'll creep her out if I ever admit how much I like her (although I'm pretty sure she has a good idea)

>>36647831
Truly shy girls are the best kinds of girls. My ideal gf would be a qt3.14 shy girl that doesn't talk much, even to me, but likes to get physical. It would be nice if she likes calm things like waterfalls and rivers. It would also be great if she doesn't have any friends and is clingy.

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>>36644597
are you me?


what even is original comment?

>white
>18-23
>skinny, thin or muscular body
>short/medium hair, not shoulder length
>dark hair colour that's natural
>no tattoos or piercings
>plays games on PC that's not just casual shit like overwatch or weebshit games
>doesn't like going out much, would rather stay home
>doesn't use social media
>doesn't use excessive makeup
>into femdom and likes taking control
>sexually inexperienced but extremely kinky
>has some interesting hobbies
>doesn't smoke and doesn't do drugs
>somewhat racist
>shy, clingy and posessive, obsessive
>has minor depression or something similiar
>would want to live in a forest in the middle of nowhere away from society or in a small community

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>>36644597
>blond hair blue eyes
>ignorant, few interests except caring for herself and others
>traditional morals
>young enough to give birth (preferred 20-25 ish)

its all i want god damn it

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>>36644597
okay

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is subjective across every individual but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>weird
>able to hold, and partake within, a conversation
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

>>36644597
>5'9
>Tomboyish, wears guy clothes and has shortish hair
>Hair Colour can be anything except Blonde
>White
>Genuinely loves me and cares about me
>Clingy, wants to spend most of her time with me
>Cute