Purest love, weekend edition

Why is it always meowth with you

give me a quick rundown on that mewoth

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>>36621594
I want my aniki to hold my hand

>>36621634
Bearguy's sister drew it, that's all.

>>36621634
It's a drawing from one of the threads' imoutos

>>36621622
>>36621634
It was drawn by a long time poster to these threads sister. It's become our unofficial mascot

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I was on the middle of this, but I'll add it here.
>>36621449
You probably know, but she took the initiative and acted first. We started off with just her licking the head and doing the rest with her hand. She's gentle, yo.
>>36621634
Smug.

So, I'm out, on my way to the party/get-together/whatever. I'll probably be gone for a few hours.
If I come home and my sister is still up I'll try to get lewd.

>>36621714
Does she have some other kinks in bed?

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>>36621792
Have a good time Austria-chan

>>36621656
Sounds like you want him to do more than holed your hand.

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>>36621841
>holed your hand
>holed

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>>36621792
Don't forget the lewd part

>>36621841
I'm pure sister-wife, I don't ever know what you could mean?

>>36621669
>>36621678
>>36621693
>>36621714
Does she take requests?

>>36621889
>Does she take requests?
Well if you ask beargguy nicely he might ask her, but I guess it depends on what you want.

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>>36621841
>holes your hand

Wut?

>>36621802
I don't know what is considered a kink. She likes being on top. Is that one?
>>36621656
You're going too far.

>>36621944
Let's be honest bro: it's probably safer for her if she's on top

>>36621944
I guess it is, I'll consider anything she prefers as a kink. What about you do you have any?

>>36621944
Not far enough. Also, your sister should post here eventually. Would be fun to hear her side of things.

Ok, so if it remains slow, I have two stories I can potentially tell, if y'all want: how I cucked myself in high school, or my first attempt to sway a lesbian with my masterful flirting ability.

Do y'all wanna hear either?

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>>36621972
I'll beat you up, man. I'm not afraid.
>>36622013
Guess it would be her, as silly as that sounds. Guess I'm boring.
>>36622262
>Not far enough
You've become delusional because of this hand holding business.
And yeah, wouldn't that be a treat. She keeps clamouring about wanting to tell someone, which we finally have reached am agreement to, but 4chins wouldn't be too bad.
She knows of this website, but I doubt she knows any of the boards.

>>36622374
Let's hear them Anal-oyaji

>>36622262
I wonder, how would your brother react if you told him you posted about all this here? I suppose Bearguy's sister would get a laugh out of coming here, if nothing else. Maybe commend him for taking the advice given here considering how these threads are. I doubt he'd be in a much too different position even if he didn't, though.

>>36622374
I kinda wanna read both, but do the lesbian one first.

>>36622417
>Guess it would be her, as silly as that sounds. Guess I'm boring.
If I were a girl I would probably say something like that's cute, but I can't really think of anything to say, oh well.

Wonder how she would react if she knew you have been sharing some stories for a couple of months.

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>>36622417
Just bring her on here yourself and let her post. I figured this shit out as an internet newbie when I was a teenager.

I want to do more than just hold his hand, like maybe kiss his cheek.

>>36622472
He'd probably be upset about the lewd posting.

>>36622374
Yeah go on and share. If anyone wants I'll share stuff too. Lewd or cute or both

>>36622374
Lesbian! Lesbian!
>>36622472
>>36622477
Or maybe get annoyed that I showed her ring first to a couple of very nice an kind strangers rather than her. Nah, she'd probably get a giggle.
>>36622522
One of these days. Say, isn't the starter of these threads in a relationship with his sibling? I remember him saying that's he is busy writing his experiences and that his sister reads this stuff as well.

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>>36622700
I have no idea about the history of this thread. I started posting when I found this thread.

Might post lewd things soon, I'm bored.

Oh also, the game I post comic images from has an incest couple. Pic related

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Still pretty slow, huh?

>Morning
>Wake up to cuddlebear aniki
>Both naked
>Push my butt back up against him
>mfw his cock is hard
>He wakes up
>Grabs my breast
>Pushes his cock against me
>Rubbing up against my butt/lower back
>feelsgood.jpg
>Let him fondle me for a few minutes
>He gets up in bed
>Opens my legs up
>Starts fapping over me
>I can't stop looking at it
>I start rubbing my breasts
>About 2-3 minutes pass
>He cums on my tummy
>He leaves to clean up
>Scoops up some of his cum and puts it in my mouth
>Savor the taste
>Take more of his cum
>Rub myself off with his cum as lube
>He comes back and watches me until I climax

Felt pretty good

>>36622374
Anal tell us how you tried to convert a lesbian

>>36623244
How does your brother feel about being cucked by a bunch of Blacks molesting you?

>>36623329
So I watched waaaay too much Beavis and Butthead as a kid/teen. I genuinely thought they were the love master. I can't answer why...just need to set this up.

So my junior year, I was still a KHV, and was hell bent intent on ending it. I knew from hearing friends talk, that EVERYONE in drama fucked like rabbits. So, logical me signed up.

Trouble was, while they were all fucking, every single person in the class was gay or lesbian.

Except baby hewey me.

So, a few months in after learning the "correct" way to make a fool of yourself on stage, I was placed in my first real gig. It was a high School drama about usual teenage shit. I was cast as a big fat bully with a weight complex. Close to home. My partner in the scenes was this bull Dyke named Tiffany. She was playing a guy in the scene.

So we began learning our lines. I figured: this was my chance to get in there! I offered for her to go out for coffee, or come over to my place to study. She politely said no.

A few day later, during a scene I figured I'd try "method acting" during a scene where I was supposed to rough her up. I did manage to get some underboob groping, but afterwards, was treated with a hard slap.

This chick wants me, I can tell.

So the day before the play. We're setting up the displays and backdrops. She's working over at one end with the girl who I found out later she was fucking.

I made a beeline over, pretending to level and nail the boards. When I finally got close, I made my move.

I got close, and told her I knew we had a rough start, but she should give me a shot.

Cont

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She blatantly tries to ignore me, but I will not be deterred.

I offer to take her to any restaurant she wants. Her pick, no matter where.

"Can't you take a hint fatass? I'm not fucking interested."

What would Beavis do? Hmmm....

"Yeah..but, like how do you know? Common, I'll treat you like a Queen baby."

"Take a fucking hint. I like girls."

This is when a scene from Chasing Amy dawned on me. I girded my loins, and channeled my inner Afflack.

"How do you know? I bet a good deep dicking could set you straight."

You could hear a pin drop. She eyed me up and down. I thought "God bless you Benny!"

Then I was greeted with a steel toe boot to my shin. I collapsed to the floor. The boot returned, three more times, into my stomach.

I laid there, gasping for air, trying to figure out where I went wrong.

The teacher ran up. Seeing me on the floor, she asked what happened.

Tiffany was stone faced and silent. But "M'lady" took over. I couldn't let my fedora fail now


"I..I fe...fell off the l.l..ladder"

Funniest part is after that, Tiff and I became pretty good friends. I never did learn my lesson about leaving the clam diggers alone though. I failed at least 2 more times (that I remember)

>>36623782
>>36623936
This was a pretty funny story.
>I bet a good deep dicking could set you straight.
This was the funniest part. Who says that?

>>36621594
Why do you fucking losers force this thread every other day? Kill yourselves

>>36624044
Well..I said it if that counts. From the movie...I don't remember, I haven't seen it in years

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>>36623936
>>36624044
>>36624084
>I bet a good deep dicking could set you straight

>>36623244
>>Rub myself off with his cum as lube
You really want those onii-babies, do you

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>>36624084
Well if it makes you feel better, sometimes it's true.

>>36624158
I'm not ovulating tho so it's saaaafe.

Unless it's actually not.

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>>36623782
>>36623936
>"I..I fe...fell off the l.l..ladder"
Junior keks.
Young you was a fugging riot. It's even more hilarious that you kept trying too.

>>36624285
Yeah. You never really grow out of that level of cringe. It just becomes less frequent. Ask my wife loves to tease me with the story about how we met

>>36624336
>story about how we met
I'm sensing a greentext there Anal-oyaji

>>36624376
Ugh....not that one. It's really bad

>>36624401
You're among the most cringeworthy of human beings in the world, out with it!

>Mook comes home in 1 hour
I'm gonna do it. I can't chicken out this time around,

>>36624586
Have some courage and confidence kissy!

>>36624526
Nope, thread picked up up again. Maybe some other time!

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>>36624656
I will try my hardest!

>>36624673
Thread feels pretty dead to be honest

>>36624831
Nope, see? You posted again. Lively thread is lively

>>36623936
Reading this caused me physical pain.

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>>36624851
C'mon you have to share. Do it!
or at least give me some good blowjob tricks to use on my aniki

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>>36624586
I read from a credible source that naturally injecting semen of one's elder brother into the uterus is scientifically proved to alleviate the severity of symptoms caused by anxiety disorder.

>>36624991
na man she needs the big black cock

>>36625071
What did original you originally mean by this?

>>36624895
I hate you.

I met her playing WOW during vanilla. The guild started discussing grilling techniques, and I chimed in that the best way to cook a steak with high fat content (Chuck, 7 bone, t bone, etc) is to simply season with salt and pepper to let the natural flavor though.

My wife (whom I'd only seen in chat till that point, and never messaged) PMed me regarding that comment. We began discussing grilling meat and basic grill tips.

Good so far right? K, let's begin the cringe, you fucks.

She played a Tauren. I still have no idea why I said this, or where my usual filter went. I didn't realize I'd even said it till it was out.
"So...uhh..if you want..I could... uhhh.. season your beef...heh heh"

She starting laughing hysterically. I'm getting ready to close the team speak window, toss her on ignore, and move to a new fucking shard. But...she replies "So how would you...season my meat?"

My brain short circuited. In desperation, I said the first thing that I could think of: " I have..uhh..a web cam...you wanna see...my beef?"

I'm still not sure why she said yes. I'm still not sure why I hooked up the cam. I'm still not sure why I did that really bad strip tease where I fell down twice. I'm still not sure why jerked off on cam with it zoomed in on my junk for maximum effect. I'm still not sure why I cleaned up with a used sock afterwards.

But most of all, I'm still not sure why, at the end, I said "God...I love you...what's your name?"

The worst part? She has the whole event burned to a CD, stored in a tote in the closet somewhere.

>>36625240
Your kids will see that video one day.

>>36625199
Didn't you see from last thread? >>36607771

fap worthy content from this thread finally

>>36625240
You scored an amazing woman if she withstood this level of cringe...

>>36625325
>>36625385
Yes, I know, to both

>>36625340
Was she actually raped or "just" harassed?

>>36625240
Yeah, that's the holy grail. I remember you talking about winning her with your steak skills, but I didn't think it went in this direction.
But this is not the meat at all.

>>36624895
>give me some good blowjob tricks to use on my aniki

Take a quarter and grip it between your index and ring finger. Push any of the exposed quarter toward your palm. Move hand to balls with back of hand facing aniki. Pretend to find quarter under balls and present to aniki.

Grab aniki's cock with both hands, then discretely push it out of the way so he doesn't notice. Bend both thumbs at the knuckle and join them together so they meet at a 90 degree angle. Have thumb poking out between fingers and nail pointed away from aniki's field of view so it resembles his penis from his perspective. Ask aniki if he would like to see a trick. When he agrees, pull thumbs apart. While he panics put thumbs back together and stealthy sneak the penis back into your grip. Remove your hands to reveal that his penis is intact.

Tie a bunch of handkerchiefs together. Hide them in your mouth. During blowjob, use your tongue to stuff line of handkerchiefs down his urethra. When he cums, watch as the trail of handkerchiefs comes flying out of his penis.

Make is cock disappear down your throat.

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>>36625469
>Tie a bunch of handkerchiefs together. Hide them in your mouth. During blowjob, use your tongue to stuff line of handkerchiefs down his urethra. When he cums, watch as the trail of handkerchiefs comes flying out of his penis.

Okay this made me laugh really hard.

>>36625439
molested typically means touched not raped but who knows she never told details>>36625468

>>36625439
I need an answer to this

>>36625439
She said her brother didn't want to be the one to take her virginity so I assume there was no actual rape rape. It's still a fucking horrible thing to happen to someone, regardless. I'm glad she sounds happy now.

>>36625579
whoops misfired a tag in there

>>36625525
but seriously if hes a guy hes going to love a blowjob, so dont freak out over it. Unless you like hurt him performing the act it will go fine lol

>>36625525
So how big is he? Worried about your jaw getting tired?

>>36625579
Fucking subhuman biological waste, only good for picking up cotton

Kissed my moms asshole and she braaped really hard into my mouth. Good braaps.

>>36625664
Not even that anymore. They were replaced by John Deer tractors

>>36625609
Thanks. It's reassuring but I still wanna do good.

>>36625644
I haven't measured his dick but it looks like it's like 6-7 inches ballpark.

>>36625598
No I didn't get raped but I was touched and groped. I'm past it though.

>>36625762
>I'm past it

Except for your crippling social anxiety and panic attacks

>>36625762
Aren't you afraid of sexual contact? That's pretty not past it.

Mustard in a sandwich is actually fucking awesome, just tried

>>36626047
Try ranch in place of mayo. It'll change how you make sandwiches forever

>>36625860
We're doing gods' work here brothers and sisters

Think kissy will follow through on the succ this time?

I fell down the stairs at work, more fell on the stairs and landed on my neck/back, the first thing I did was check to see if anyone saw and when I saw the stairwell was empty all the pain hit me like a truck, I took 2 extra strength Tylenols when I got home, but it still hurts like hell
>>36626047
Bearguy??
I love being right

>>36626553
I'm hopeful. I want greentext of her sucking him off.

>>36626901
Damn smol girl I hope you're alright. You're my favorite poster!

>>36626901
Did you report it to a manager? This is important hun. If you hurt yourself at work like that, the company is liable and has to cover any medical expenses

>>36627021
I didn't tell anyone, I don't want to be that person. Plus, I only fell because I was trying to swing down the steps like I usually do and fuck up my footing, whoops, and I don't think I'm gonna have to go to a doctor
given the chance I'm doing it again Monday, I don't learn
>>36626979
>Damn smol girl I hope you're alright.
Yea it just hurts a lot right now
>You're my favorite poster!
Y-y-you too

>>36627195
>tfw Laura says you too

>>36626553
>not having faith in purest love

>Mid panic attack
>Mook comes home
>Go to hug him
>Crying
>Really don't feel good about myself
>He comforts me
>Grabs me and carries me to bed
>We lay there as he comforts me and soothes me until I calm down
>I tell him thank you for making me feel better
>"I love you Mook"
>"I love you too"
>We start kissing
>He starts groping me
>Wasn't expecting it so I freak out a bit
>He apologizes a lot
>Curl up next to him head on chest under the sheets
>Holding me and petting me
>Fully calm down
>fuckitimgoingin.gif
>Move down
>Unzip and pull down his pants
>Feel like I'm about to freeze up and chicken out
>Tell myself I can do this
>Pull down his boxers
>Put in the head of his cock into my mouth
>Gentle suckle on the head
>Move down the shaft
>Loosen my jaw
>Don't press up with my tongue
>Can only go up to half my tongue before I start to feel a gag
>Move my head up and down while keeping suction
>Feels it twitching in my mouth
>Kinda weird
>Stop for a moment
>Lick balls
>Not so great taste but kinda hot
>Suck on part of the loose skin
>Feels a little weird
>Go back to the head
>Feels his hand on my head
>Noticed he's moaning
>Start down the shaft again
>Just then he grabs my hair (ouch) and pushes my head down a little
>Try really hard not to gag
>Don't
>Feel cum shoot in my mouth
>Penis felt like it's having spasms in my mouth
>Cum keeps oozing out
>Love the taste
>Lick the tip in my mouth as it oozes out
>Cuddle for almost an hour after
>Feel good about myself

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>>36628508
I-I did it guys. I remembered all the stuff you all told me. And I did do the tongue under the foreskin too forgot to put that in there. I did it before putting the shaft in my mouth.

Can someone describe me what a blowjob feels like?

In my past relationship of 2 years my gf never gave me one, mainly because she feel a lot of shame in exploring sexuality due to super strict parents, secondly because I've never pressured her into giving me one because I feel ultra conscious about my personal hygiene and even now the idea of someone putting her head near my crotch gives me anxiety.

>>36628560
Congratulations kissy, we knew you had it in you!

>>36628560
Good work. Now you're open step closer to waking him up with a surprise blowjob.

>>36628508
>I'm pure guys, I swear
Give it another week, you'll be riding him like there's no tomorrow.

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>>36628508
Yay! Congrats!

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>>36628560

Good job Kissy-chan,
next step start by giving him a blowjob, then after he is fully hard take a condom and romantically put it in his hand.

Stay on top so he lasts longer

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>>36628508
>>36628560
She actually did it.

Well damn. How are you feeling?

>>36628682
>after he is fully hard take a condom
>condom

>>36628560
You'll make an excellent Imouto wifeu kissy! Now just work on your gag reflex to deep throat

>>36628739

>having unprotected sex
>with your brother

Wew lads

Plus condoms are a very good way to initiate sex the first times

>>36628820
>Plus condoms are a very good way to initiate sex the first times
So is yelling, "Hey Onii-chan, but a baby inside me!"

>>36628845

Hey dipshit, what is your suggestion then?

>>36628886
That her Onii-chan put a baby inside her, of course.

>>36628642
>>36628646
>>36628657
>>36628724
>>36628756
wew feels good
Thanks for the encouragement.

>>36628682
>>36628739
>>36628820
>>36628845
>>36628886
>>36628913
What if I use a condom so I can have a treat after? Pic related

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>>36629075
I'm retarded and can't post correctly. Forgot the pic.

>>36629090
I can't imagine cum would taste very good out of a rubbery condom

>>36629116
Good original point, uncle. But it is kind of hot.

>>36629053

Wonder what was the pic

>>36629075
Do you still feel nervous about it, or did that go away after you actually did it? Would you have to psyche yourself up if you wanted to try it again?

>What if I use a condom so I can have a treat after?
Then just go ask your Onii-chan for some more.

>>36629139
>>36629090
This is giving me incredibly mixed feelings of repulsion and arousal.

>>36629144
I messed up the post then tried to repost but forgot the image. It's right there. >>36629090

>>36629152
I'd still feel pretty nervous. I still sort of still have a "Gotta cover up" reflex when he sees me naked.

>>36629182
Why's that anon?

>>36629192
I hope your aniki knows how hard you had to try to give him that blowjob.

>>36629192
>covering up for your onii-chan
>especially when you've sucked his dick
Why

>>36629192
>Why's that anon?
I'm not sure. Girls genuinely enjoying eating cum is a huge turn on, but something about having... I don't know, a receptacle, makes it kind of gross for some reason.

Like drinking cum straight from a shot glass or something.

>>36629366
I assume you drink milk out of a cup, and not the cows tit, right? Same shit

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>>36629240
I think he knows. He kept telling me how good it felt and how he's happy I did it afterwards.

>>36629319
I just get nervous about. Like my heart jumps when he sees me naked.

>>36629366
>drinking cum straight from a shot glass
y-yeah gross totally uhhh I would never wanna try that at all
>mfw

>>36629387
Well I also don't eat cum.

No, I know there's no real logic behind it. It's just a weird thing I have.

>>36629406
Also I don't get off from drinking milk.

Also drinking straight from the cow tit would be gross too. So it still wouldn't be equally appealing. The circumstance still changes how much you enjoy it.

That was a bad metaphor.

>>36629404
Are you going to try the wake-up blowjob idea now that you feel more confident?

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>>36628560
Late to the party but well done Kissy! I knew you could do it.

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>>36629677
Well my inhibitions didn't just disappear. But I feel more confidant. That's for sure.

>>36630171
>mfw

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>>36630317
>>36630317
>>36630317
Don't forget who really owns you though

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>>36630317
Onii-D in imouto puss when?
originally

>>36630393
She's tried like 2 days ago. Give it more time.

Why've the threads been dying so hard lately? What the hell guys?

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>>36631000
I'm always here cause I'm a NEET who carries her tablet all over the house all the time. Dunno about everyone else.

Also nice trips.

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I got dragged out of my cave by my sister's friend for my birthday today. Nothing crazy besides that they treated me to a meal, which was nice, and my sister got me Dragon Quest 8 for the 3DS. There was a funny little thing that happened.
>Her friend says that since I'm finally 21, I could start drinking
>Oh, you bitch
>She knows what's she's doing and said that on purpose
>My sister absolutely hates alcohol
>Right on queue, she snaps back with a response
>H: "He could try it do that."
>I don't know how to explain the certain tone she had, but it wasn't a nice one
>Don't particularly like beer anyways
Her friend is staying over the night, so I'm sleeping alone.
>>36630317
Congrats, Kissy. Seriously, that fucking tongue trick gets to me. I'm glad everything turned out well.

Oh, and if Laura is still here. I was about to shit talk mustard again, but you're hurt, so I'll say it's an okay condiment for today.

>>36631000
They haven't, they're just slow at certain times of the day.

>>36631068
What it like having birthdays so close together?

>>36631261
We used to share little birthday parties when we were younger. Which just meant they'd buy two cakes for us on the weekend between our birthdays.

>>36631068
Happy birthday and also thanks

>>36631406
Thanks, Kissy. Always cheering for you.

>>36621594
Guys help.

Gf of 3.5 years here. Last week I emotionally connected with someone else. Now I can't seem to feel anything on my gf and I'm blaming it on depression and lack of eating.


How do I love my gf again?

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>>36631549
Uhh, love your sister instead?

>playing battlegrounds with my aniki
bump

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Fuck me I pressed paste instead of copy, kill me, heres a shitty greentext version of what I had
>At K's
>Watch Celtics game
>Cool
>Complaining about insane neck/back pain
>He offers massage (non lewd)
>Helps a lot actually, man hands
>I describe it as "hurts so good"
>Jokes "oh, you're one of those types"
>Instead of going with the joke I get all defensive try and deny it
>He starts laughing because I'm an idiot and making it obvious
>brightish side? He said "no, it's cool" after I got him to stop laughing
I couldn't muster up any courage to try and have a legitimate sex talk after that so it ended there
I wouldn't have anyways but now I've got an excuse
>>36627578
what did he mean by this?
>>36628508
Hey, look at you, doing lewd things
>>36631068
Don't pity me

>All the shit that happened while I was gone, well let's get started.

>>36626901
At first I was worried you had actually broken a bone or something, but after reading you were actually ok, I realized it's ok to bully your clumsiness, but I won't, hope alll the pain goes away soon.

>>36625240
You really weren't lying when you said you were a beargguy tier sperg, were you?
Anyway you really did hit the jackpot with your wife.

>>36628508
Can't believe you actually did it, sorry for thinking you would chicken out (again).

>>36631068
>tfw no sister-wife to tell you not to drink.
>tfw all the spergs are getting god tier wifes except me.

>>36632430
>have a legitimate sex talk
What were you even going to say?
"Hey K, I know you want to have sex, but you're going to have to keep edging and furiously keep fapping yourself to sleep until you put a ring on my finger"

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>>36632430
Fine. Mustard is a shit condiments in sandwiches and burgers. Hope you physically feel better.
>>36632606
>Me
>A sperg
Oh, who am I kidding. At least this ring thing is given me a nice temporary confident feeling.
I Dededestroyed her friend's ass with my Gordo spam on Sm4sh. Feels good.

>>36632785
>I Dededestroyed her friend's ass
WHAT!!?
>with my Gordo spam on Sm4sh.
Oh! That's good I guess.
When is your sister going to tell her friend about you 2?

>>36632785
>>36632855
Can't believe I forgot to add:
Happy birthday, Beargguy, you lovable sperg.

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>>36632430
What's keeping you from sex stuff? Anxiety? You could just try telling him to take charge and hope he gets you mean sex.

Also I think anon was responding to
>Y-y-you too
? I dunno I don't have fanboys.

>>36632606
Hey yeah look at me. I was on an emotional high coming down from a panic attack. Ironically those people like this guy >36630362 trying to fuck with me ended up helping me. Jokes on them, right?

>>36632785
>I Dededestroyed her friend's ass
>mfw
I drew too many conclusions before reading

>>36632785
Happy bearday birthguy.

>>36632898
She says she wants to save herself until marriage.

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>>36632956
Oh there's nothing wrong with that at all. All the more too you, Laura.

>>36621594
>loving relatives
>making 4chan threads about it
I wish you fucking faggots would stop. You watch anime to pretend that is your life, because people, all people, are disgusting. These threads are ironically twisted.

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>>36632855
kek sorry about that Dededestructuon. And we are planning on telling her after graduation. Still don't know if it's the best plan, but I won't deny her this.
>>36632937
>>36632877
And thanks for the wishes. Means a lot.
>>36632898
Her friend is cute. Intimidates me a lot though.

>>36632985
>there's nothing wrong with that at all.
Wasn't trying to imply there was, I think it's really nice of her, you don't really hear that often, nice to see at least one person who still thinks like that.

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>>36632606
Nah I'm kinda okay if you want to bully
I got home and told my mom and she said take two more now and wait until tomorrow afternoon, so I took those, then told my dad it was still hurting after "some Tylenol" and he said take an Aleve and I thought "shoot why not?", so I'm on a lot of shit right now, but I can still feel the pain...
I'm not feeling a "high" or anything probably gonna pass out soon, maybe I'll wake up quarterbacking the Packers
>>36632708
No I wanted to try and explain myself to him, maybe some way to explain that I want to keep it for one guy, I don't know
>>36632785
Burgers? Yes
Sandwiches? Depends on the sandwich
>>36632898
Yea but I feel like I'm breaking bad news to him or something, I want to try and ease into things and maybe work our way up to sex if things are going well

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Oh and Happy beargday

>>36633167
>Nah I'm kinda okay if you want to bully
I'll keep it in mind.
>and maybe work our way up to sex if things are going well
So you want to pull a kissy, and start with handjobs, blowjobs, tittyfu...oh right, what was I thinking, and then have actual sex when/if your married.

i gave my sister some of my sushi and i think i will go to her graduation next week
i have also seriously given up stealing her panties for the past few years because that is bad and also because i legitimately got caught in a pair of them a while ago

>>36633202
Every day is beargday. Thanks though.
>>36633315
I never got this panty thing, but the thought always passed me by when I was younger. Felt disgusted with myself back then. Still kinda do.
>got caught in a pair of them a while ago
>in a pair
You were wearing them?

>>36633315
>i will go to her graduation next week
As her date, right?

>i have also seriously given up stealing her panties for the past few years
It's never too late to get back the lost time, go grab a pair right now and fap like you have never fapped before.

> i legitimately got caught in a pair of them a while ago
Greentext?

>>36633282
>start with handjobs, blowjobs,
Yea but I don't think I'm up to any of that yet
>tittyfu...oh right, what was I thinking
Hey I can do anything I set my mind to
>and then have actual sex when/if your married.
You're*
And yea, along those lines, but I've thought about this a lot and if I wanted to wait until we were married it's be a ridiculously long time, who gets married at, we'll say 22? Sure we've been together long enough that maybe people who happened to be a free years older might get engaged, but it's just an age thing
I'm shit at words, I just want to wait until I know
I had something, "until I know...", but I forgot what it was while typing, I'll try and remember
>>36633315
Definitely go, I'm sure she'd appreciate you there

>>36633389
>I never got this panty thing, but the thought always passed me by when I was younger. Felt disgusted with myself back then.
So you're telling me you never fapped to your sister's panties before?
Hell now that you're fucking her she might even give you her freshly taken off wet panties, you lucky bastard.

>>36633465
>Hey I can do anything I set my mind to
I don't think you understand how tittyfucks work and I don't think you can set your mind to grow some boobs, if you could you would have done so ages ago, along with your height.

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>>36633024
How far off is your sissy's B-Day?

>>36633093
Yeah it's comfy to wait. I'm too old to wait myself.

>>36633167
I honestly think he'll feel better if you told him you're saving yourself. I imagine he would feel a lot less rejected if you did. Just my two cents.

>>36633282
h-hey friendo. them's fighting words

>>36633478
I should ask Mook if he ever fapped in... Actually I'm not sure I want to know the answer.

>>36633632
You know you want the answer

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>>36633650
I asked. He said yes and started laughing his ass off.

I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S FUCKING WITH ME

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>>36632785
>Dededestroyed
Happy removed-from-womb day
Mustard belongs on every sandwich

>>36633465
>we've been together long enough that maybe people who happened to be a free years older might get engaged
Are you saying you think people that have been together 3 months get engaged? That sounds like a horrible idea

>I just want to wait until I know
Until you know he'll stick around and keep you happy for the rest of your lives, no matter what happens?

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>>36633478
No, I never did. But like I said, the thought passed me by and it didn't help that I used to fold everyone's laundry. I also was trying to ignore these types of thoughts I had when I was younger, and doing something like would have gone against that.

With that said, I have felt them a lot back then, as weird as that sounds. These days I haven't done anything.
>>36633612
Rubbing know a chest is still rubbing on a chest. Only the weirdest of people would complain.
>>36633632
Early next month. We're getting very close to it.

>>36633721
Not tuna
And I said "if"
>>36633632
I told him about waiting for sex but I guess I can't blame him for wanting/trying other things
Actually if anything trying to find other things to do is I guess him respecting that boundary. I think I should just grow up and talk to him next chance I get to
>>36633612
I'll bully you one day

>>36633315
this is me, i saw all your replies and can give details, but i won't because you're tripfags

>>36633721
I was built in a factory, but thanks. I'll never step down on my hate of mustard on sandwiches.

>>36633792
Tuna doesn't belong on sandwiches, tuna's gross
Was my guess close?

>>36633835
What kind of factory? Do you have a warranty?

>>36633742
nice nice
>>36633792
Ah I didn't know the full story. And I mean it's up to you obviously, but healthy couples communicate. Just giving advice.
>>36633817
Friendo, there's a reason why we trip. This thread would be super confusing otherwise. When I joined I didn't trip and someone else was telling a story at the same time too and it was confusing everyone.

But whatever floats your boat.

>>36633792
>I'll bully you one day
Of course you will sweet-heart.

>>36633835
>I was built in a factory
Not as suprised as I should be.

>>36633817
Back to your discord you go.

>>36633870
The old spaghetti factory.
>>36633914
What do you mean?

Fuck this phone and how slow it is. So many errors that it causes from it not being able to catch up on what I'm texting. I hate South Korea.

>>36633914
I just want to remind you that one of your waifus is owned by the black cock

>>36633996
I have that same exact issue with my phone. So shitty.

>>36633996
>What do you mean?
Nothing much, just a shitty comment on how you're a robot.

>>36633881
I know it's healthy to try and open up an avenue of honesty but it's hard. I promise tomorrow I'll talk, maybe spend the night again
>>36633914
I will

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>>36634027
I use a dinky Samsung Galaaxy S6 Edge. It used to melt my hand a few months ago, but now it's just unreliable.
>>36634069
I'll accept it.

Goodnight.

Haven't posted in about 2 weeks. go back through the threads and see a bunch of fucking trip pricks calling me out.
maybe you lying trip fucks should stop pretending I'm 1 person and stick to ordering free gift cards for scammers.

you cuckfucks.

maybe stop pretending your trips contribute anything other than shit rather that the current interesting trips.
anal and deer fuck are useless fucking shits and in respect of the actual stories in the thread should stop tripping for attention.

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>>36634133
Believe in the me that believes in you.

>>36634182
Better than my Galaxy On 5. Goodnight Bear

>>36634182
>>36634249
>>36633792

at present these are some of the few trips that contribute to this thread.

>>36633721
>>36633650

you two fucks should drink a bullet.

inb4 everyone takes the bait and another shit-flinging war begins.

>>36634320
na I learned my lesson on that one.

>>36634320
what fucking bait? am I wrong?

some trips contribute to the thread
>>36634333
i mean just look at those trips.

and then you have this
>>36622374
>how I cucked myself in high school

am I supposed to be surprised...?

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just found an awesome tutorial uncle anal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvtxF0tFbOQ
thanks!

>>36628508
Good shit Kissy. I actually didn't think you'd go through with it.

If he's gonna waste his time shitposting, why doesn't he at least sage the threads? It makes no sense fampai

>>36634470
i like the threads i fucking hate you.

give a real reason as to why you are using a trip?

>>36634450
Hey it only took being emotionally triggered by a bunch of shitposters. Who would of guessed?

>>36634470
Aww don't bite Deer.

>>36634490
But he gets triggered and I find it amusing. I didn't give him a (You) either. Oh well, I'm going to sleep soon anyway

>>36634540
Goodnight. Also if it means anything I don't mind you here.

>>36634490
You'd be surprised at what someone can accomplish with an army of anons yelling "do it fgt"

In all seriousness though I hope that goes well even though I'm kind of a normie who thinks purest love is weird.

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>>36634566
No I meant all the people making fun of me being sexually assaulted itt. But yeah that probably helped too.

Also thanks. Also also you just haven't tried it yet.

>>36634555
Night. It means a bit, but I wasn't planning on stopping anytime soon even if everyone was telling me to
Also nice digits

>>36634656
god you are a bitch.

>>36634656
2 trips within a few minutes. I'm doing good for myself.

>>36634618
Wouldn't even think about it. I love my sister but I wouldn't do anything to her. It's just not something I'm into.

>>36634765
Who said it had to be lewd? Hold her hand at the very least.

>>36634817
I thought you implied it. I am very affectionate though. Most Mexicans are afaik.

>>36634913
Steal her panties. I mean... Yeah maybe a tight hug.

And I don't think that's limited to Mexican families. My family is 100% Spaniard-Cuban and even my extended family is super close.

>>36634992
I notice it's a very Hispanic thing. We're just touchy people.

>>36635021
Yeah you're super right about that lol. Maybe that's why this has been easy for me to swallow.

>>36635112
Yeah, I'm sure you love to swallow you cum whore.

>>36635112
>easy for me to swallow
You did that on purpose

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>>36635155
>>36635156
I really did not I fucking swear

Deer you're supposed to be in bed.

Man fuck you guys right now.

>>36635112
It could be a contributing factor. Can't really say since I don't know you.

>>36635156
I can't believe I was too much of an autist to not pick that up. I feel bad.

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>>36635213
I so hate you all right now lol

Goodnight bump. I'm headed to sleep now.

I had to make my brother slow down. He jammed two fingers inside of me two days ago and it was just too much for me. I think that's as far as we're going for a long time. I'm okay with just cuddling and holding hands.

Otherwise he was very sweet today and let me get very comfortable in his bed and he got me food and rubbed my back and legs all night.

>>36635768
did you suck him off yet?

>>36635768
Woah woah. How did that end up happening? Last you came by you only him.

>>36621594
I let my sister use my car to go see her friend, knowing that she will probably fuck it up or use up all my petrol. She didn't even say thanks. Are you happy now?

>>36635768
you know the drill. greentext while my pants come down.

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>>36635871
tell her she has to pay for the gas.
cash or... "credit" if you catch my drift...

>>36635841
No I haven't. I don't plan on it right now.

>>36635869
I'm really confused with what you're trying to say.

>>36635884
I guess

>sitting on his bed
>watching some netflix
>his arm is around my back and his was on my belly
>he was rubbing and scratching it some
>after a while his hand was getting closer to my crotch when he was moving it
>he kinda when over the area but over my panties
>then he would stick a few fingers underneath
>I was cool with it at this point
>he really went in and touched my actual vagina
>it surprised me a little but I was fine
>the next time around he stuck two fingers in
>I didn't really like it
>told him to stop
>I left
>he came to my room a little while later and we talked about it
>we agreed to not do anything like that

>>36635981
last time you only cuddled. also please don't stop there. give him a hand job or something.

also post pics of what you look like for reference

>come home at like 3am
>kinda drunk but not too bad
>sis is still awake, cool
>"Hey, how's it going, I didn't think you'd still be awake"
>looks at me kinda mad
>"Shut up, I missed you! I thought we'd spend more time together now"
>wat.jpg
>try to tell her that I didn't know she wanted to, and that I tried to give her space
>"Now I finally get you to open up after you've been keeping me at a distance for YEARS and you leave again!"
>double wat.jpg
>turns out she's felt as if I consciously avoided her presence and spent less and less time with her after I graduated and that I withdrew into myself
>had literally no idea she thought that way (I didn't avoid her except for a while when I started getting those feelings)
>she thought they are the reason I didn't want to be around her although I want nothing but
>she's mad and hurt and I have no idea why suddenly
>just hug her and try to kiss her and tell her I'm sorry, that I didn't know, would never ever want to hurt her etc
>finally kisses me back, bit too forcefully, teeth clash but who cares
>just keeps mumbling "please don't keep me away from you ever again"
>feel like crying
>suddenly, her hand
>oh god what is her hand doing in my jeans
>instantly drenched
>just kinda absent-mindedly slides a finger up and down my lips and flicks over my clit
>I'm completely overwhelmed, not sure if I should stop her but feels so fucking good
>like, whole body is electrified
>start moaning like the thirsty whore I am, already getting close
>she kisses me again, hard
>bites my ear a little (who'd think that's a turn-on)
>whispers "You better keep it quiet when you come, imagine if Dad knew his little girls are fucking each other"
>somehow that sends me over the edge
>try and keep it in, fail, just awkwardly hold onto her and bite her shoulder to stop the scream
>feel like I've died and gone to Heaven
>everything is wonderful, just collapse in her arms
>she lies back in bed too, I just moan "I love you" again

>>36636125
>strokes my hair, kisses my temples slightly and just smiles at me until I fall asleep

>wake up just now (5 hours later)
>she's gone (to her bed I assume)
>still can't believe it
>not sure if I didn't just have a drunken sex dream
>smiling like a retard anyway

Soo. How was your day anons?

>>36636095
Well we were getting kinda touchy feely while cuddling. I want to stop though, it's too much for me right now.

My friends say I look like an alien because my eyes are really pointy and big. Also I have a little mouth and a little nose. I'm tired and really need to sleep. Maybe another time.

>>36636179
I don't know if pointy is the right word, sorry it's hard to explain. Like there's just a noticable point on the inside. They also give me a hard time because my eyes are turned the opposite ways that most peoples are. Anyways, to sleep with me.

>>36636125
>>36636148
This is huge! you did it Austria!

>>36636269
T-thanks, but I didn't really do anything haha. I mean, unless you count having the best orgasm in forever as doing anything.

>>36636148
how's it feel having a wet dream literally come true? t tell me quick it's 4 am for me and death is aproaching

>>36636125
>>36636148
Austria did it. This is a comfy timeline.

>>36636323
Feels pretty fuckin amazing anon. I didn't think it'd happen like this (or actually happen at all any time soon to be honest) but I feel like I'm flying. Everything is wonderful.

>>36636125
It better not be the "It was just a dream, anon" timeline or someone's getting an earful

>>36637252
No, swear to God.

Next thing you know Laura's going to say either she found out k's her brother she didn't know about or her father decided to hop on the incest wagon

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>>36636125
>>36636148
I'm straight I swear

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>>36638335
Suuuure you are Laura.

>>36638457
So when are you going to let your sister peg you?

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>>36638457
Holy hell you actually did it and in a super cute way too.
>mfw

>>36638910
I don't think we have the necessary equipment for that anon.
Plus I don't really get all that much from penetration desu.

>>36639969
Thanks! I'm still kinda in shock

>>36639980

>I don't think we have the necessary equipment for that anon.
>Plus I don't really get all that much from penetration desu.

So when are you going to taste her then?

>>36640069
God, I hope soon. She's at our grandparents' now but I hope she'll stay home tonight.

>>36640220
What's she doing at your grandparents?

>>36640370
She drove my parents to the airport and just stopped there on her way home but now she's taking my grandfather hearing-aid shopping because his old one died apparently.

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>>36640408
So when your sister gets home its just going to be you and her... you better put on some sexy lingerie

>>36628560
>foreskin
what country are you in?

>>36640576
Non-african and not USA?

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>>36637902
Actually last night he came in my room and told me goodnight
>>36640550
What is that plant? I'm about to make it my life's goal to touch it; I bet it feels like dough
>>36638457
I-I swear

>>36640576
>>36640623
I'm in the US. It's 50-50 here.

Also holy shit Austria you did it. I told you!

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>>36636148
Damn. Good going there, Austria.

Another little thing from yesterday when her friend stayed overnight. My sister has a tendency to groan or moan a bit when she's sleepy, and this usually wakes her up. Happened again last night, which caught her friend and me off guard when we were watching a movie. She instantly perked up with fhe most embarrassed look on her face
>H: "Oh god, did I do it again?"
Little bit of teasing and she ran off to her room to call it a night

>>36640550
>Austria's pussy.gif

>>36641347
>She instantly perked up with fhe most embarrassed look on her face
>H: "Oh god, did I do it again?"
CUTE!!

>>36640550
That looks just the right mix of tasty and disgusting.

>>36641347
T-thanks Bear-senpai.

>>36641435
>Austria's pussy.gif
Oh, ha-ha anon.
Not entirely inaccurate.

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>>36641435
It was a nice contrast compared to an hour before that when she was shit talking us during a game. She's annoying as Jiggs.
>>36641435
No problemo. Cheering you on.

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I'm just sitting here waiting for Laura's father to change his mind and start banging her now.

Well okay that probably won't happen.

>>36641923
Just do what everyone else here is doing and start waiting for her parents to ask Laura for a threesome.

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So my aniki isn't working today. Anyone got any suggestions on how I should lewd him?

>>36642187
>not waking him up with a blowjob
And you were making such good progress.

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>>36642254
It just didn't work out this morning. I thought about it though.

>>36642265
Don't sweat it, there will be many more opportunities.

>>36642187
You have all day together on your own?
The obvious answer is a good rotation of cuddle-lewd-vidya-repeat.
Then every three hours or so you shower off all the girl/guy goo together and begin anew.

>>36642310
This, Austria has a good idea again.

>>36642265
You still have time to make up for it. Crawl under the table while he's eating and give him a blowjob during his meal. After you swallow his cum, thank your Onii-chan for giving you that meal..

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>>36642285
Thanks. I'm trying.

>>36642310
Yeah we have all day alone. He moved out and I live with him. No parents.

Cuddling is nice. Vidya is nice. Not sure what to lewd though. I kinda wanna do something soon.

>>36642427
>I kinda wanna do something soon.
PiV

>>36642427
I don't know, I mean so far you've done hands stuff and oral, and pretty much loved both, right? Just continue with that I'd say, it'll probably gradually escalate anyway.

>>36642427
Just do what you've been doing so far, so you get used to it more easily, and you'll be making progress faster in no time.

>>36642310
>you shower off all the girl/guy goo
>showering it off.

>>36642187
Have him take you out on a date today.

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>>36642411
Yeah sounds like what I was planning but in different order. Lewd-Cuddle-Vidya-Repeat

The shower together thing seems nice though.

>>36642423
Dang he already ate breakfast.

>>36642438
Shhhh I have to give up on that for now

>>36642454
>>36642469
Hmm maybe that's a good idea. I don't have to try something new every time. But I do have other assets. pic related

>>36642492
Thighs? Everyone loves thighs. Take it slow and at a comfortable pace, kissy. It'll be alright.

>>36642187
Give him an original titfuck.

>>36642492
>other assets
Rub it in, will you.
Just kidding. Be proud of your milkbags.

>>36641923
>Implying if he didn't politely ask once I wouldn't throw myself at him right now
>>36642006
Yea that's not happening, my mom has no reason to even consider it
>>36642492
>other assets
>pic related
TITCOW
go, give him a titfuck, for me...

>>36642492
Now that you've gone down on your brother, when is he going to return the favor?

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>>36642721
Oh, definitely this. Let him give you the ole lickaroo

>>36642770
Have you munched your sister's carpet?

>>36642514
I love having my thighs touched

>>36642546
>>36642591
>>36642666
I think that's what I'll do.

>>36642721
>>36642770
then this

Okay lads and ladies b-r-b

>>36642896
N-no.
Not yet that is.

>>36643478
>telling her to do something you haven't
Well, what are you waiting for? Push her down and have you way with her ASAP.

>>36643478
I think you should let her taste you rather than you tasting her.

>>36643584
It's a good thing they can do both.

>>36643510
she can't do that, as being around her sister makes her lose most of her body strength she's the girl

>>36643621
>she can't do that
Not with that attitude.

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>>36643510
Mostly for her to come home.
And as much as I just wanna jump in, maybe we should talk about it first. Like, she went from being mad at me to, well, being very nice one moment to the next.

>>36643621
That's also true.

>>36643901
Oh no, are you perhaps a side squeeze?

>>36643991
I don't know what that is anon.
originalo

>>36644101
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Side+Squeeze
Might wanna look it up next time.

>>36643991
>>36644101
>>36644120
uh oh Austria is a side squeeze

>>36643991
>>36644120
Oh, I see.
No, she's single. So insofar we're anything yet, I'm her main and only squeeze.

>>36644279
It's not like you need to be in a relationship to get some D or V.

>>36644305
Of course, but she's not having anything like that either, as far as I know. And I'm pretty sure she'd tell me, even just to gloat.

>>36644351
But then she'd break your heart.

>Playing games together with Mook
>Lovey Dovey talk
>Want to tell him he owns my body
>He can do whatever he wants to me
>Mouth won't listen to brain

give me courage guys and gals

>>36644868
Siblings know that they belong to each other, I don't think you need to tell him that.

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>>36644868
You can do it!
You can do it!
Tell him so that he will fuck youu like theres no tomorrow! Then cuddle

>>36644868
Kissy, kissy, she's our gal! If she can't do it, no one shall!

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>>36644351
Quick question does your sister look like this ?

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>>36645070
I-I don't know yet.
I sure hope so though.

>>36645070
Gentle femdom is fucking hot

>>36644958
>>36644981
>>36645055
I do not regret the outcome of this

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>>36644868
>Has her brother moaning and groaning just a few hours ago
>Makes him explode in her mouth and sucks down every last drop of his baby batter down her throat
>"B-But what what if he still having s-second thoughts about m-me?"
Now you're just being silly.

You should gather up the courage for your brother's sake at least. I don't know how he's resisted ripping off your clothes yet and pounding you until you're a gooey, writhing puddle on the floor. At least let him know you're there to soothe his pain however you can whenever he needs it, or at least until he changes his stance on the whole PiV thing.

>>36645520
How the fuck did it go!?

>>36645540
Maybe it's just the way it's drawn but her hips look huge on the left side.

>>36645568
>mid game battlegrounds
>blurt it out
>he grins
>looks at me
>"oh I know"
>few minutes pass
>tells me "come follow me" (video game)
>he team kills us both with a grenade
>I'm sitting there like what as he gets up
>he grabs me and lifts me up
>I squeak cause I don't know what's coming
>carries me to his room and puts me down on the bed
>anxiety.png
>pulls my tanktop off
>tells me to take off my bra
>o-okay
>he's taking his pants off
>tells me to lay with my head on the edge of the bed
>puts his cock on my face as soon as I do
>"I own you huh?"
>too nervous to respond
>cock and balls rubbing on my face
>sticks two fingers in my mouth
>opens my mouth
>tilts my head back
>puts his dick on my mouth
>slides his cock in and out of my mouth
>balls rubbing on my face as he does this
>starts groping my breasts
>I'm super turned on
>start rubbing myself
>keeps going until he creams my mouth
>pulls out and drips onto my face
>I'm super turned on
>he gets in the bed and gets over me
>starts eating me out
>I dont even last a minute

I'm locked in my room hiding under my sheets to calm down after that one. wew

>>36646305
wew girl.
Congratulations. No need to hide though, you did good.

>>36646305
but are you still naked with cum on your face

>>36646403
I can't help it ; ;

>>36646533
I mean I only got panties on right now and the cum on my face smeared