>300,000 word essay due friday

>>36709578

how does one type this much? it's just seems like to much

>>36709578
>Tripcucks don't get perma-banned for circle-jerking.

>>36709578
Did you procrastinate on 3 separate theses?

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>>36709578
Seems like a personal problem, buddy.

>>36709578
>tfw 6 letter biography about George Washington Carver due in 3 minutes

What do I write?

>>36710055
PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>36710055

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK DONALD TRUMP.

>>36710055
Write Peanut Butter even though he didn't actually invent it.

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>10 word tweet due today

>>36709578
300k is mental. You better start doing a lot of cocaine and not sleeping this week

>>36710055
Peanut Butter is brown, like him.

300,000 words is nearly half the words used to comprise the bible. Good luck with that

>>36709578
Why bother. If your in a major that requires you to write a 300k, odds are your going to end up unemployed

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>>36710055
Niggers, gayers, chicken wing eating players.

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> 467 billion word essay due in 1995

>>36710616

>10 word tweet due today
>TFW you would rather die.