You all need to join the army. It will help you. It will literally

>translation: go kill yourself for a government that hates you

>>36828256
No, we don't. The army has relatively strict standards these days. The average robot is overweight and mentally ill, the army does not need those people holding everyone else back. Put it to you this way, percentage-wise, the army has more people with high school degrees and college degrees than the general population. It's not some dumping down for the dregs of society.

>>36828271
The casualty rate is insanely low, unless you're signing up for front line infantry or the marines the only way you're going to die is if you fall down a ladder or something.

>>36828256
>It will literally make America great again by getting rid of the betaness
...literally, when you get your legs blown off and bleed out in some shithole third-would country.

No thanks.

>>36828339
*not some dumping ground

>>36828353
The odds of you getting blown up are insanely low unless you deliberately sign up for a role that carries that kind of risk (which is a small minority of the whole).

>>36828271

>go kill yourself
What anon? I never said that and they don't hate you. They don't even know you.

>>36828256
I've been on and off with joining the military. Scored pretty well on the ASVAB and could pretty much take whatever MOS I wanted but at the same time fuck Israel, I don't approve of us bending over backwards over some jews in the Middle East for no damn reason. That shit has caused way too many problems for the world and we get jack all from it.

>>36828339
Why even risk it? You don't get anything out of it and they still hate you?

>>36828394
>spies on you constantly in direct violation of the constitution
>hides shit from you
>wants to take away your other constitutional rights such as arms because it poses a threat to them
>takes your money at the threat of violence anyway
Loyalty to the government is the ultimate cuckoldry. You are paying for them to screw you over. Why would voluntarily offer them anything on top of that, let alone your health or life?
Hell, at least the mafia generally leaves you alone after taking your protection money. You should understand that something is wrong when your government is somehow doing a worse job than organized crime.