This is Bait. I take this guy out to bars and let him attract

>fight fire with fire
>get pussy with pussy
Amazing.

>>36879514
you can't take a cat to bars.

>>36879578
He could claim its service animal, it's a 10k fine if they actually ask to see its papers, the most they can do is what he's trained for and OP can say it's to help track his blood sugar since they do actually train cats for that and no one is going to doubt a fat fuck is diabetic

>>36879545

I accidentally stumbled on it while trying to leash train it for the lulz. As an alcoholic I stopped for a beer on a patio and it's been gold ever since. As a kitten he pulled 2-3x more pussy but he's earned his keep.

>>36879578

The fuck you can't. Any place that serves food usually won't allow him in. I go for patios and such. Bars are not subject to the same rules. Most people simply assume he's a service animal, which in my state it's illegal to ask for his paperwork. I'm a massive troll so I have gone all the way to insisting on speaking to management/ownership and threatening to sue for not letting me in. After doing so I just never go back. Gotta know where I'm not wanted. I'v got 9 places on my chill list who fucking love the cat/cat guy.

>>36879624

Basically correct.

Figures the legally protected solution for autistic NEETs is totally disregarded.

>>36879514
My grandma does this with her dog and suggested I do the same to get laid lmao

>>36880184

Grandma is fucking based. I'd chat up your grandma anytime.

>tfw i complain to my therapist about having no gf
>tfw he suggests i get an emotional support animal

it all makes sense now

>>36880715

Do it bro. It's literally life on ez mode. I actually take out autistic "friends" to experience the Bait.

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>>36879514
Looks like my cat when she was still alive.

>legit teared up at the thought

>>36879514
whats his name OP
he cute

i wouldn't date a catfag. ever.

disgusting